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Sunday, 18 April 2010

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Louise Minchin shown wearing the blue dress before she was forced to put a t-shirt underneath it.

LONDON - The One Shows Louise Minchin was all set to go on the air when a producer noticed that the blue dress she was wearing was revealing a little bit more cleavage than most viewers (non-males) would find acceptable.

Minchin was told to go back to her dressing room and find something to cover up her tata's so that the studio's telephones would not ring off the hook with viewer complaints.

At first, the 42-year-old Louise balked saying that she was merely showing a little bit of what her mama gave her. She pointed out that for dozens of years Mary Hart on America's Entertainment Tonight has been showing off her long lovely legs and no one has ever complained, even the few times when several eagle eyed viewers caught a glimpse of her French cut panties.

Minchin was told that this was not America and just because Mary wants to present herself as looking like some two-bit skank is not a reason for her to do the same thing.

She was then told to cover up the tits or turn in her microphone and go home. Louise paused for a few moments and decided to cover up her knockers.

When the pixie-haired blonde went on the air she told the viewers right away that she had been forced to wear a white t-shirt underneath her blue dress in order to prevent her gorgeous boobs (her words) from being displayed.

She smiled and said that all the producers ever talk about is "show some skin, show some skin, show some skin." And when she shows some skin, she is told to not show so much skin. She laughed and said that they are so effen confused it is not funny.

Minchin says that she will be putting in applications at other networks that are not so paranoid about exposed pom-poms.

To see photos from Louise Minchin's website where she not only shows her exposed tits but parts of her naked lap log on to www.louiseminchinsstuff.wow

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