There were 118 spoof news stories published in October 2017. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

74 year-old Ninja cat burglar faster than Japanese police!

Funny story: 74 year-old Ninja cat burglar faster than Japanese police!

Osaka, Japan: A spate of robberies bamboozled Japanese police in Osaka as every time the cat burglar struck he was so fast nobody could catch him! Dressed in a Ninja outfit, the police thought he must be an upset Ninja warrior frustrated at not be...

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After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

Funny story: After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Tillersons outburst about the overall mental incompetency of the president, Trump.com™ has challenged him to an IQ competition. Early details of what MENSAs Special Moron IQ Test will look like have been leaked to this reporter exclusi...

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Push up bra sales droop as big boob fashion sags!

Funny story: Push up bra sales droop as big boob fashion sags!

It seems the days of huge silicone boobs, coconut like pairs of perfectly formed plastic surgeon tits bulging out of low cut dresses is over! London bra retailers are noticing a huge 'sag' in their sales heading towards the Christmas rush for larg...

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All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

Funny story: All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

WORLD- Following the explosive revelations about movie mogul Harvey Weinstein's years of predatory sexual behavior, the virality of assault victim hashtag #Metoo, and the growing number of other men being outed as sexual predators, the World has deci...

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Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Trade Places

[Associated Press, October 17, 2017] In an event so secret that even the President's closest advisors were kept in the dark about it, Donald Trump swapped places with Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea. For seven days, the President basked in...

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South African lesbians form rugby team!

Funny story: South African lesbians form rugby team!

Cauliflower ears, broken noses and limbs all belong to one of the most robust sports known to man, and now to lesbians! A group of South African lesbians felt it would be quite 'butch' to have a rough, tumble and scrum and prove to the world how manl...

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Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Funny story: Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...

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A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

Funny story: A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

The Amazing Fernando, a clairvoyant (and part time locksmith), has disclosed his latest celebrity predictions, making the world privy to the spooky insights of a man clinically proven to have the psychic ability of fourteen men and a horse. "And n...

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Hey girls, here's 20 things to tell Harvey Weinstein to get out of his clutches -

Funny story: Hey girls, here's 20 things to tell Harvey Weinstein to get out of his clutches -

1) Harvey, my boyfriend is a bodyguard for Vladimir Putin. On weekends, he bounces at biker bars. 2) Harvey, my boyfriend only plays chess with serial killers. The loser always gets hacked to pieces with a machete'. 3) Harvey, I have a headache...

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Eminem and Kid Rock Battle!

Funny story: Eminem and Kid Rock Battle!

Rapper Eminem and Rap Clown Kid Rock, both from the state of Michigan, are on opposite ends of the political cycle. Kid Rock has visited Trump in the White House and Eminem has released a scathing vivisection of Trump in a new rap. Eminem challeng...

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Anthony Bourdain Accidentally Eats A 'National Treasure'

Funny story: Anthony Bourdain Accidentally Eats A 'National Treasure'

Anthony Bourdain, the star of CNN's "Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown" was criticized by the Chinese Government yesterday for accidentally hunting down and eating Ling Pao, China's most celebrated panda. "Well ​first off, I was really drunk," Mr.

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Michelin Man's Comment Draws The Ire Of Fellow Corporate Mascots

Funny story: Michelin Man's Comment Draws The Ire Of Fellow Corporate Mascots

The Michelin Man has always been synonymous with tires. He's also been mutual for being dramatically over-weight in a culture that worships 'the body beautiful'. But on Tuesday, the Michelin Man, during a press conference to announce Michelin's...

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Former Child Star Receives Hollywood's Most Prestigious Award

Funny story: Former Child Star Receives Hollywood's Most Prestigious Award

Emmanuel Lewis, the star of the 1980s sitcom "Webster", was awarded the distinguished 'Dignity Prize' in Los Angeles last night by the National Academy of Self-Esteem, a rare honor bestowed upon former celebrities who have never appeared in a shamefu...

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Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology

Funny story: Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology

"King of Queens" star Leah Remini has fully recanted all the negative statements she recently made on A&E's "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath", a program that criticized the religion for being devious, highly secretive and violent towar...

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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

Funny story: Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...

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Sex-Doll brothel called a "Bordoll" opens up in Germany!

Funny story: Sex-Doll brothel called a "Bordoll" opens up in Germany!

Deutsche Fraulein's of the night are mega out as a new rage is flooding the underworld in Germany! Open-minded Germans (or perverts) are flocking to the latest trend in fetish satisfaction, plastic Chinese sex-dolls! Jaggedone previously reported...

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A Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain

Funny story: A Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain

Superstar Rihanna recently granted exclusive access to a 'day-in-her-life', shedding an intimate spotlight on one America's most talented performers. But before the outing began, we first had to find our way through Rihanna's staff, which inclu...

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We Dislike Morrissey

Being as open minded, charismatic and good looking as we are we at Back and to the Left news often change our opinions on things. Except Morrissey. Fuck Morrissey. We were informed that he courted controversy at a gig, we assumed it's because even...

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In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

Funny story: In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

Yes, Harvey Weinstein practiced some questionable office procedures during his successful film career at Miramax and The Weinstein company, but no one has described Harvey as an "F…ing moron" as Secretary of State (and top diplomat) Rex Tillerson is...

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Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

Funny story: Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

A group of scientist at Boozeyman Pharmaceuticals have developed a pill which cures hangovers. The pill, named Soberhop, is to be taken after one's last drink and takes no more than 2 minutes to completely sober up the recipient, regardless of how m...

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Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

Funny story: Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

The Whitehouse generals are so worried about an accidental nuclear war that Trump.com™ might start in a fit of blind rage and spite they have hired Kaepernick to tackle the president if he lunges for the nuke football. They said he seemed a...

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Penn State Banned from Post-Season Bowl Games

With the Nittany Lions headed for a championship bowl game with top-ranked Alabama following Penn State's trouncing of rival Michigan, the decision announced today banning the university's marching band from any post-season bowl performances was a re...

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Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Funny story: Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Trump's son-in-law and chief competition for the affection of his daughter Ivanka, Jared Kushner, has been assigned the task of finding out how to control the weather. This is added to Jared's other tasks including Middle Ea...

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Moon Severely Damaged by Total Solar Eclipse

Mt. Palomar Observatory. Astronomers today confirmed what amateur moon gazers have been saying since late August: the moon is noticeably paler than it was before the total solar eclipse of Aug. 21. Offering an explanation devoid of scientific jargon...

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Bill Cosby's Fat Albert to Return to Network TV as a Secret Sexual Predator

Funny story: Bill Cosby's Fat Albert to Return to Network TV as a Secret Sexual Predator

Network officials announced that the popular cartoon character of 40 years ago, Fat Albert, will be returning to the small screen. In his previous incarnations, Fat Albert was mainly just an obese, untidy, ill-mannered buffoon, but in the new cart...

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"Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

Funny story: "Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

A theory often quoted by "numero uno" Spoofer, Jaggedone, and top global Nutter, has been confirmed by Brit scientists in a survey confirming that people who work are totally and utterly insane! "The world is bonkers," claimed Jaggedone many years...

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Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed

Funny story: Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed

Most people have heard of gay penguins, but gay spiders? Professor Quentin Webb of the University of West Ingtime has spent years studying them and has published his astonishing findings. According to Professor Webb, homosexuality is rampant among...

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Concerns Escalate Over Hillary Clinton's Post-Election Behavior

Funny story: Concerns Escalate Over Hillary Clinton's Post-Election Behavior

The loss of a U.S. presidential election can be personally devastating. Yet even after the most heartbreaking defeats, most politicians seeking America's highest office absorb the blow, recalculate their strategy and set a path towards new political...

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Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

Funny story: Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

An infamous ex-broom cupboard in Kensington, London, has gone on the market for a quarter of a million quid after being turned into an apartment where swinging cats should be avoided! Boris Becker, thrice ex-Wimbledon winner, and now the eternal l...

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Fingerprints on condoms can get you locked up!

Funny story: Fingerprints on condoms can get you locked up!

Scientists in the UK are doing tests that can prove men using condoms actually handled them by finding their fingerprints, even after use (unless she puts it on)! This knowledge will be invaluable for tracking down rapists or flashers, who never u...

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Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

Funny story: Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

At first they were the catalyst for national embarrassment. Then the sordid events cost a rising democratic star his political future. And when the New York City tabloids were done with the sleazy imbroglio, the man behind the 'bulging' cell phone ph...

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Hillary renamed book "I Fart"

Funny story: Hillary renamed book "I Fart"

In an effort to boost flagging sales, the notorious loser, Hillary, has renamed her losing 'book', from the insipid "What Happened?", to "I Fart". The new publisher selected for this new edition is a little known vanity publisher the name of which w...

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Riverdale Season 2 Spoilers Leaked

Season 2 of CW's hit show Riverdale, based on the Archie Comics, is slated to begin airing on Wednesday, October 11, with all new surprises, including new cast members. Season 1 is available on Netflix. Information about the new season has been lea...

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Sales of Bullshit detectors fall

Funny story: Sales of Bullshit detectors fall

Businesses have revealed a dramatic fall in the sale of Bullshit detectors over the past decade. Professor Smidgen from the Institute of fictional studies said: 'With the prevalence of social media, an idiot for a President, and the things your gr...

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Under Trump Tax Plan, the Rich Will Get Tax Cuts and the Middle Class Will Get Snack Vouchers

Funny story: Under Trump Tax Plan, the Rich Will Get Tax Cuts and the Middle Class Will Get Snack Vouchers

Washington, DC In his heavily-promoted tax plan, Trump trumpeted how the middle class would be overwhelmed by the various snack vouchers they would get under the new tax plan. "I'm telling you, the middle class will totally freak out when they se...

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Major League Baseball Denies Their Broadcasts Are Oversaturated With In-Game Advertising

Funny story: Major League Baseball Denies Their Broadcasts Are Oversaturated With In-Game Advertising

Major League Baseball took a swing yesterday at baseball fans who felt too much in-game advertising was plaguing the sport. "Fans are inflating the issue", said Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred while selling T-Mobile ad space on the hip of an obe...

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Twitter tries to thin tempers through text tones

Funny story: Twitter tries to thin tempers through text tones

As well as doubling the number of characters that can be used in a tweet, Twitter has decided to change some of its colour as well. Mr Amstrad from Twitter said: "We have had a number of complaints from a few overly-sensitive types. You know, they...

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Man reported shouting at a Sports Game on his TV. Suspecting possible self-harming, Police taser and kill him to protect him.

Funny story: Man reported shouting at a Sports Game on his TV. Suspecting possible self-harming, Police taser and kill him to protect him.

In Canberra Australia and man who was a bit drunk and was shouting in his lounge room was deemed to be a huge public risk and was tasered to death. Police say he was shouting nasty things at them, like get out of my house you pack of storm trooper...

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Southgate V Slovenia

England's managerial waterboy, Gareth Southgate, has sensationally admitted that "some if not all" of his current squad don't deserve to be there! England are scheduled to play Slovenia tonight and Gareth is obviously worried about the threat the...

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A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

Funny story: A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

President Trump called the International Space Station today to congratulate Commander Peggy Whitson for spending a record-breaking 534 days in orbit over her entire career as as astronaut, and the astronaut became dumbfounded when Mr. Trump asked he...

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Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Funny story: Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Science Town, USA Although Trump seems to be an enemy of science, denying global warming, etc., social scientists tracking the mood of the country announced that Trump is good for the country, although he seems to be making lots of wrong moves, resul...

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"Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

Funny story: "Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

Strictly come dancing, the show every senile person all over the planet loves to watch has a completely different version in Madagascar! Instead of admiring celebs, sport stars, ex-boxers, politicians, star chefs, etc, making tits of themselves at...

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Hershey's Kisses Sold in China Include Fortunes

Funny story: Hershey's Kisses Sold in China Include Fortunes

Beijing, China - Americans love their fortune cookies and consume nearly three billion fortune cookies each year. Americans who eat at Chinese restaurants typically read their fortunes aloud at the end of their meals. But citizens of China have n...

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Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

Funny story: Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

It's a well known fact that female praying mantis and several spider species gobble up their male partners after copulation! However, scientists have now discovered a species of Japanese transgender fish that fight underwater fishy wars because they...

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Melania Pens Trump's Resignation Speech

Funny story: Melania Pens Trump's Resignation Speech

Donald, see my suggested speech below for when you resign. I saw it somewhere and all I had to do was change a few words around. I think it's sounds good: At a moment when it seems that our democracy is more defined by our discord and our dysfunction than by our own values and principles, let me begin by noting the somewhat obvious point that these offices that we hold are not ours indefinite...

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Highlights from the newly released JFK Files Raise Eyebrows, Possibly Implicate Marilyn Monroe

Funny story: Highlights from the newly released JFK Files Raise Eyebrows, Possibly Implicate Marilyn Monroe

As conspiracy theorists are frothing at the mouth to find a smoking gun in the many newly released JFK files, they may be side-tracked by details contained in some of the more obscure documents. A few of the highlights: (1) J. Edgar Hoover wo...

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Elon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars

Funny story: Elon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars

To some, he is an eccentric billionaire inventor who dreams of colonising Mars, cartoon-style transport systems, and other futuristic enterprises. To others, he is simply an arsehole. Elon Musk has said previously that he would like to send a huma...

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Parents who get pissed in front of their kids could damage them!

Funny story: Parents who get pissed in front of their kids could damage them!

UK scientists, after studying the behavior of kids witnessing their parents boozing have come to the conclusion; it is bad for them! This 'rocket science' discovery will rock the medical fraternity and hopefully teach binge drinking parents, who d...

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Halloween Tech

Funny story: Halloween Tech

It's Halloween morning. You're curled up in bed reading a book on your new Kindle. It's light as a feather and holds tons of books. Ah, the new technology. Isn't it wonderful? You get up and head to the kitchen for a glass of orange juice. Eek! There is none. Thank goodness you invested in a "smart" refrigerator, programmed to automatically inventory and re-order some basic items. You g...

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L plated teenager of a muck-spreading tractor driver didn't need a Ferrari or Lamborghini to pull women!

Funny story: L plated teenager of a muck-spreading tractor driver didn't need a Ferrari or Lamborghini to pull women!

A teenage tractor driver donning L plates whilst driving around the Irish city of Derry at midnight was pulled over by the police and asked, "what the hell are you doing out here in the middle of the night? The learner driver who was feeling quit...

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Dotard Buffoon Clown finally responds to Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Lumo Scarfs™, but Fashion Gurus less than impressed

Funny story: Dotard Buffoon Clown finally responds to Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Lumo Scarfs™, but Fashion Gurus less than impressed

After the extreme success of Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Buffoon Clowns Lumo Scarfs™, Dotard Buffoon Clown has belatedly released his new line of Children's Terrorists Party Wear™. However despite the fashion industries...

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Catweazle is alive and kicking!

Funny story: Catweazle is alive and kicking!

Time-travelling, mesmerizing, magician, Catweazle, has informed Jaggedone through another time-travelling giant, Erskine Quint (renowned for his historical history-changing epic called, Journey to the center of the cerebral cortex published by a publ...

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UK psychopathic doberman tennis ball killer has belly ache!

Funny story: UK psychopathic doberman tennis ball killer has belly ache!

Doberman dogs are usually used as superb guard dogs, or Hitler's favorite animal for chasing "Untermenschen" if trained incorrectly! However, there is one dumb doberman residing in Geordieland, Sunderland, to be precise, that would not qualify to do...

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Everyone Safe After Florida Man Guns Down Intruders

Funny story: Everyone Safe After Florida Man Guns Down Intruders

A Florida man and his family are safe, thanks to his quick thinking, and gunning down intruders on his front stoop. "I heard a knock at the door," says Robert, a thirty six year old white male from Tampa. "I grabbed my AR33 assault rifle and went...

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New feminist org petitions FDA to stop manufacture of testosterone drugs!

A new feminist organization calling itself the..."Alt Pussy" has announced its petition to the FDA to curtail all manufacturing of testosterone drugs in the USA. The group is made up primarily of women harassed by Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly and...

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Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Funny story: Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Los Angeles, CA - In an exclusive interview with Dr. Pimple Popper, who called our newsroom's deviant hotline, the next big thing in medical videos will be painful ingrown penis removal videos shot at home. The doctor would not reveal her sources, b...

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Lady Sybilla Beheads Rex Tillerson as Blood Sacrifice to Vladimir Putin

Funny story: Lady Sybilla Beheads Rex Tillerson as Blood Sacrifice to Vladimir Putin

Our ears are buzzing with rumors about the Russian scandal that never happened. Some call it #RussiaGate. Others call it #TrumpRussia, and yet others refer to it as "the Russia narrative." No matter what you call it, you cannot escape from the bl...

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Trump Will Send Tiffany and Eric Trump to North Korea to Negotiate with Kim Jong Un

Funny story: Trump Will Send Tiffany and Eric Trump to North Korea to Negotiate with Kim Jong Un

Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump commented from his golf course in Florida that he was too busy to try and solve the "North Korea" problem himself, but that he was sending his two wonderful children, Brittany and Barry, to work things out with Ro...

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Trump sending a bill to congress to change the country's name.

Funny story: Trump sending a bill to congress to change the country's name.

Donald J. Trump has proposed to change the name of the country to the United States of Covfefe. His mysterious tweet that trended on social media was aplarently alluding to this bizarre event. We asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders about why he would do...

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Putin trumps Honky Cat Buffoon Clown Big-Hats™ with Lumo-Hats™

Funny story: Putin trumps Honky Cat Buffoon Clown Big-Hats™ with Lumo-Hats™

After Honky Cats Big-Hats™ play for domination of the Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil, Bear Rider Buffoon Clown is making a big move from left field. He is releasing the Kremlins next secret weapon after the successful deployment of Twitter Twatter...

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Five-legged lamb saved from butchers shop as it does a runner!

Funny story: Five-legged lamb saved from butchers shop as it does a runner!

A sheep farm near, York UK, has hit the headlines after a lamb born with five legs was heading for the butcher's bench, but instead it did a runner! The lamb was then caught by a passing vet who thought it was quite odd seeing a rather wobbly five...

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Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

Funny story: Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

A restaurant owner in Wales has won the prestigious Chef of the Year award for 2017. It is a trophy given by the International Food Tasters And Gluttons of Paris, and is highly regarded. The winner Geoff Fork, 46, of Swansea, was surprised at the res...

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Trump Threatens to Nuke FBI Headquarters if They Don't Lay Off the Russian Investigation

Funny story: Trump Threatens to Nuke FBI Headquarters if They Don't Lay Off the Russian Investigation

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump insinuated that if the FBI and the fake news press wanted to see him start a nuclear war with North Korea, that they should just keep up the phoney Russian investigation. "I already gave them the perpretator of the w...

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Dateline Washington: IQ Tests, Diapers, and WW III

Funny story: Dateline Washington: IQ Tests, Diapers, and WW III

NEWS BRIEF Washington DC. The White House. In an apparent moment of rare confusion, President Trump challenged Senator Bob Corker to an IQ test, saying, "You're too short to be smarter than me." Corker responded, "Oh, go have your diaper cha...

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Pensioner beats the crap out of jewelry thieves with an umbrella!

Funny story: Pensioner beats the crap out of jewelry thieves with an umbrella!

Mayfair, London, yesterday: A bunch of moronic thieves attempted to break into a jewelry shop wielding sledge hammers, knives and anything else they could get their hands on. Then, after arriving on scooters, the latest trend in armed robbery in L...

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Oliver Twist returns to haunt school in North London!

Funny story: Oliver Twist returns to haunt school in North London!

Charles Dickens depiction of life in Victorian orphanages, Oliver Twist, has now been turned into a 2017 reality horror show by a bunch of Scrooges who run a daily meal service in a Catholic school in North London! It seems as though little Oliver...

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Homer Simpson beats Donald Trump in IQ test

Funny story: Homer Simpson beats Donald Trump in IQ test

The White House has reacted angrily to the result of an IQ contest which showed that Homer Simpson is smarter than President Trump. The cartoon hero scored in the low double digits and at least one point above his Presidential rival. It has been r...

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Squirrel Bridge Construction Funding Eliminated, Squirrels now at Greater Risk

Funny story: Squirrel Bridge Construction Funding Eliminated, Squirrels now at Greater Risk

Spokane. The proposed "Squirrels at Twelve O'Clock High" overhead street bridge that would safely link squirrels from South Elm Street to North Elm Street may not be completed after all, due to a decision by the city council to eliminate all current...

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Tractor Disaster

Tragedy occurred in Lower Upper Middle Poppleton on Gastric By The Bypass as a parade to commemorate the 1956 tractor disaster ended in disaster. Back and to the Left news investigates......at the end of this sentence....from here.... In 1956 fort...

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From Kim Jong-Un's Recipe Book - Stuffed Dotard With Orange Sauce

Here is my recipe for Stuffed Dotard With Orange Sauce: 1 large dotard, about 250 pounds* 1 Twitter account 1-2 quarts orange hair dye Drench the top of the dotard with the orange hair dye. Wait 20 minutes for it to set. Dress the dotard in a conventional suit, or in traditional golf attire, with a cap that says "Make America Great Again." Heat the dotard up with a message on twitter, o...

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Trump holds press briefing, no questions from silent press corps!

Funny story: Trump holds press briefing, no questions from silent press corps!

In  a bizarre press briefing today, the White House press corps remained totally silent after President Donald Trump finished a ten minute dialogue on the accomplishments and successes of his administration. The Associated Pres is reporting that a...

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Trump to decertify Columbus Day as national holliday!

In a midnight tweet last night President Donald Trump tweeted: "I will issue an executive order tomorrow to decertify Columbus DAY...why should just one city get a national holiday named for them...SAD!" In a 3:AM tweet he wrote: "Why not a Clevel...

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In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

Funny story: In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called 'American' gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax and that Las Vegas doesn't even exist. The Gun Enth...

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ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

Funny story: ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS enlisted a top public relations firm yesterday to help them achieve their long term propaganda goals in the hope of remaining relevant in a world inundated with other radical groups vying for the same terrorism headlines. "Allah told us to up...

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Gun Nut Layme DeRierre Says the Real Victim in the Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was the Much-maligned AR-15 Assault Rifle

Fairfax, VA--Layme DeRierre, CEO and Executive Vice President of the Gun Nut's Lobby, today said that the true victim of the mass shooting in Las Vegas was the AR-15 assault rifle used to kill over fifty people, in what is now the largest mass shooti...

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Endangered Engagements

Donald Trump. For legal purposes we have to point out, again, that this man is the current President of the United States. Mr Trump has decreed that 25 of the most endangered species in the world no longer need the USA's conservation efforts. Below we obtained the list and his reasons why. 1. Pacific Walrus: Quite like seals and we have loads of them. No one would wake up one morning and go...

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The Famous And Now Forgotten Word Warrior- The Paperclip Guy!

Do you remember way back in the foggy mist of Internet time the first and most infamous troll of all, the Paperclip Guy? He would always be lurking around the corner of any Word document you were typing; just waiting for his chance to add his two bits about what you were writing, like a Stasi spy eager for a promotion within the ranks. He considered himself the main protector and overseer of...

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UK hospitals ban chocolates and fizzy drinks claiming their food is healthier?

Funny story: UK hospitals ban chocolates and fizzy drinks claiming their food is healthier?

Stodgy treacle puddings lashed with sugar-ridden custard, fatty meat, gravy, over-cooked tasteless vegetables, fried egg and bacon breakfasts with sugar-dosed cereals, and other hospital delicacies, are more healthy claim UK hospitals than chocolate!...

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Trump.com™ issues Pre-emptive Pardon for Stone and Cohen ahead of Senate Testimony

Funny story: Trump.com™ issues Pre-emptive Pardon for Stone and Cohen ahead of Senate Testimony

In order to offer his Russian Money Laundering Allies some air coverage Trump.com™ has today issued 2 Pre-emptive Pardons for Stone and Cohen ahead to their senate testimony. This has caused the usual outrage amongst the establishment but is...

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Harvey Feinstein To Challenge Dianne Weinstein In Senate Primary

Funny story: Harvey Feinstein To Challenge Dianne Weinstein In Senate Primary

BREAKING NEWS: BILLINGSGATE POST Crack investigative reporter Slim Everdingle writes that three sources with inside knowledge revealed to him that beleaguered prevert Harvey Feinstein intends to enter California's 2018 Senate race against Dianne Wei...

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The CBR

Deep in the bowel of the stately building that houses the United States Congress lies the little-known CBR -- the Congressional Ball Repository. (The CBR is, in fact, actually located below the bowel.) The balls of incumbent Senators and Representatives are stored in a small, dusty, and damp concrete chamber where they roll around on rough pine shelves and wither and dry out over time. The long...

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Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts

Funny story: Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts

Despite 12 indictments for Trump.com™ associates he denies any collusion with Russia and it was purely coincidental Manfart was his campaign manager the same time he was receiving payments from a foreign power. Muellers strategy was up to no...

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Hillary Clinton Breaks Toe Kicking London Reporter

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Breaks Toe Kicking London Reporter

London, England - "Hillary's Pity Party - I'm Unapologetic and still Relevant Tour" continues on unabated - now torturing the people of Europe. Yes, Hillary Clinton's "What Happened" never ending book tour, 30 plus days and counting, is still going o...

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Trump Explains Why He is Running the Country Like His Old TV Show

Funny story: Trump Explains Why He is Running the Country Like His Old TV Show

Donald "President" Trump sat down with Faux & Friends today and talked about and explained his governing style. "I try to be the person the American public wants me to be. I know most people know me from my TV program, the Apprentice, which is only a good show if I'm in it by the way, just look at the ratings when they tried to get AHNOLD to play me." "So, in my program, I always fire pe...

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Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

Funny story: Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

First Ladies in America have always had a 'national cause': Laura Bush launched "Ready to Read, Ready to Learn" to prime children for the world of literature, Nancy Reagan promoted "Just Say No" to keep young people off drugs and Michelle Obama estab...

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Trump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.

Funny story: Trump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.

Washington, DC Carmen Cruz, the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, the largest city and capital city of the island, recently chastised Trump and the federal government for their slow response to the Hurricane Maria tragedy that devastated Puerto Rico. W...

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Manafort Deluge Has Begun

Funny story: Manafort Deluge Has Begun

Following the multi-count indictment unsealed this morning against Paul Manafort, US Postal Inspectors have initiated intense scrutiny of Mr. Manafort's conventional snail mail. So far, by 2:00 PM EST Monday, Mr. Manafort has received 20,640 solic...

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Bernie drafts new healthcare bill

Funny story: Bernie drafts new healthcare bill

Washington D.C. - Bernie has done it again. His new healthcare bill draft is pure genius. And it's not what you think. Inspired by the British national socialist medical pogrom, and Prince Charles' desire to be reincarnated as an AIDS virus, deta...

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Cooking For A Queen

Always at the forefront of breaking news (or at the very least listening in on other peoples conversations) we spoke to the Queens ex chef to find out what grub she loved! An exquisitely tall gentlemen, easily approaching 9ft 5, his arms the lengt...

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The Pussy Grabbing President

Funny story: The Pussy Grabbing President

Women are no longer sacred, says General Kelly. Women used to know their place. They were sacred. Their place was in the kitchen and cleaning house. The church said so, too. Women silently existed within those walls, finally diving hands first in...

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UK council fine woman because wind blew litter out of her rubbish bin!

Funny story: UK council fine woman because wind blew litter out of her rubbish bin!

As every person on the planet knows, the UK is a very windy island stuck in the North Sea! However, North London garbage wardens (new one to me? Are they little Hitler's like traffic wardens?) are obviously not meteorological experts, and decided to...

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The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth

Funny story: The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth

You've heard the slogan a million times - 'He's got more money than God'. And every time you listened to the saying, there was never any documented funds to refer upon to support the outlandish claim.  Well, now there is, thanks to Jesus officiall...

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Steve Bannon Explains 'Grand Wizard' Visit At The White House

Funny story: Steve Bannon Explains 'Grand Wizard' Visit At The White House

Steve Bannon, President Trump's former Chief Political Strategist, explained yesterday that the 'Grand Wizard' he invited to the White House Rose Garden was in fact 'Harry Potter'.   "It was a complete misunderstanding," he said while ironing a Co...

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A New Chair Helps Politicians Avoid The Issues

Funny story: A New Chair Helps Politicians Avoid The Issues

IKEA introduced a new chair yesterday specifically designed to help Washington, DC politicians pivot to another topic when asked an important question they have absolutely no intent on answering. And the chair, a Highback Evasion Elite, can easily...

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Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal

Funny story: Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump tweeted today that he is having his staff try to arrange a visit with the Queen. Although previous inquiries have been ignored, Trump is certain she will respond this time due to the important cause of his visit. "I wish to co...

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Hunter-Gatherer Adjusts Well to Office Work, Wins Employee of the Month

Funny story: Hunter-Gatherer Adjusts Well to Office Work, Wins Employee of the Month

Editor's Note: Some so-called Brits are claiming this fake news story is a fake fake news story, due to its American English and colloquialisms, not to mention a total ignorance of the English countryside. Nothing could be further from the truth. It'...

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Boy Scout's Diabolical Plot To Corner Girl Scout Cookie Market Revealed

Funny story: Boy Scout's Diabolical Plot To Corner Girl Scout Cookie Market Revealed

ONLY IN AMERICA - The Boy Scouts of America last week announced that it would allow girls to participate in Cub Scouts and eventually earn the coveted Eagle Scout rank. A spokesperson said: "Families today are busier and more diverse than ever. Most...

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Elderely spoof writer ponders science.

I am eighty-six years old and realize I have never known a great deal about science. When I was in high school I enrolled in a biology class. The first day of class we were informed that our first project would be to dissect a frog. I immediately qui...

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NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

Funny story: NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

ONLY IN AMERICA - During Week 6 of the National Football League season, players continue to take a knee in protest during the playing of the national anthem. Gosh, the season only started 6 weeks ago? Seems like this controversy has lasted forever! Y...

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Bannon Calls for Boycott of Pledge of Allegiance

The boycott of the National Anthem by some NFL players has gained an unexpected ally. Steve Bannon, formerly of the White House staff and once again head of Breitbart News, announced today that he would no longer participate in recital of the Pledge...

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