Written by Backandtotheleft

Monday, 2 October 2017

Being as open minded, charismatic and good looking as we are we at Back and to the Left news often change our opinions on things. Except Morrissey. Fuck Morrissey.

We were informed that he courted controversy at a gig, we assumed it's because even he can't bring himself to sing the dire shite he calls music.

According to sources, the miserable, mono toned, weirdo said:

NO WE DON'T CARE

Stirring stuff. He went onto say:

COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT MATE HIS OPINIONS ARE WANK

Before finishing with:

WE'RE STILL NOT PRINTING ANY OF HIS QUOTES. WE DON'T CARE, YOU DON'T CARE, HE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING CARE.

Once described by a deluded maniac as "a British musical icon", Morrissey was playing in his first BBC 6 session for five years. Surely this is a great misappropriation of public funds and the perpetrators should be punished?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Morrissey




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