Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 19 October 2017

image for Sex-Doll brothel called a "Bordoll" opens up in Germany!
She is so "out" in Germany! Only plastic sex-dolls required not the real thing!

Deutsche Fraulein's of the night are mega out as a new rage is flooding the underworld in Germany! Open-minded Germans (or perverts) are flocking to the latest trend in fetish satisfaction, plastic Chinese sex-dolls!

Jaggedone previously reported on this Chinese phenomenon sweeping their new-rich country, and now the sex-dolls are being imported into Europe by an ex-S & M dominatrix, Blixa Bargeld, fed up with whipping it up, and her first brothel has opened in Dortmund, Germany!

Jaggedone sent his sexy CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Daisy Durex-Latex, to Dortmund to find out what all the fuss is about and here is his interview with the owner in perfect German:

"Fraulein vy is zis trend vith sex-dolls so popular in Deutschland?"

Answer: "Ve only offer our very best services to our pervy clients und at zis moment sex-dolls, especially Asian ones, turn zem on and zey don't need to go to Bang-a-Kok anymore!"

"So you are doing a great sexy service for your real Frauleins and do not have to pay zem anymore!"

Answer: "Jawohl, korrekt, ve have sent zem all back to Russia! Chinese sex-dolls are cheaper, never complain, do everyzing that my clients vant and ve don't have to pay zat damn Turkish Mafia anymore! It's a vin, vin situation, jawohl!"

So there you have it ladies and gentleman; if you're looking for a kinky kick in plastic, get your leather clad butts over to Germany because Germans always know better, jawohl!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Germany, brothels




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