Deutsche Fraulein's of the night are mega out as a new rage is flooding the underworld in Germany! Open-minded Germans (or perverts) are flocking to the latest trend in fetish satisfaction, plastic Chinese sex-dolls!
Jaggedone previously reported on this Chinese phenomenon sweeping their new-rich country, and now the sex-dolls are being imported into Europe by an ex-S & M dominatrix, Blixa Bargeld, fed up with whipping it up, and her first brothel has opened in Dortmund, Germany!
Jaggedone sent his sexy CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Daisy Durex-Latex, to Dortmund to find out what all the fuss is about and here is his interview with the owner in perfect German:
"Fraulein vy is zis trend vith sex-dolls so popular in Deutschland?"
Answer: "Ve only offer our very best services to our pervy clients und at zis moment sex-dolls, especially Asian ones, turn zem on and zey don't need to go to Bang-a-Kok anymore!"
"So you are doing a great sexy service for your real Frauleins and do not have to pay zem anymore!"
Answer: "Jawohl, korrekt, ve have sent zem all back to Russia! Chinese sex-dolls are cheaper, never complain, do everyzing that my clients vant and ve don't have to pay zat damn Turkish Mafia anymore! It's a vin, vin situation, jawohl!"
So there you have it ladies and gentleman; if you're looking for a kinky kick in plastic, get your leather clad butts over to Germany because Germans always know better, jawohl!
