After Tillersons outburst about the overall mental incompetency of the president, Trump.com™ has challenged him to an IQ competition.
Early details of what MENSAs Special Moron IQ Test will look like have been leaked to this reporter exclusively. The questions have been broken into a number of practical groups
Count the number of people in the contrasting inauguration crowd photo.
How many people voted for me?
How many people think I am the bestest president ever?
How many hurricanes have there been in US territories this season?
Find the following 4 countries on an atlas
North Korea; Peurto Rico, Guam and the Atlantic Ocean.
His legal team complained about the fake Guam question as everyone knows he knew where it was as he had nuked it. Now it was naught but a boiling hole in the ocean it wasn't a state anymore and thus a trick question. On protest the committee changed the question to which country did Guam used to belong to?
Name all the previous presidents that voted for you?
What is the congress?
How, as the most reported upon person in the world, can you tell 1057 blatant lies and not get caught out?
Is the federal government fake news?
How many pardons for a fee can you legally issue per week?
Spell the words - Democracy, decency, constitution, civil rights, land of the free.
His legal team complained about these words as Trump.com™ said they are no longer relevant, instead they insist the test use more appropriate contemporary words like White supremacist, indiscriminate deportation, racist, mindless belligerence, Neo-Nazi, fine people, brittle boys with small genitalia and big guns and the ever popular favorite, fake news.
Converting $ to Roubles
Explain Bankruptcy for fun and profit
How to hide dirty deals with intimidation and government pay offs?
How is it possible that a Wall can actually be a Street?
How to apply for political asylum with a tin pot African regime once a president is impeached?
How to accidentally create WW3 by mindless threatening infantile tweets?
How to convince the world you are master of the universe and bestest person who ever has lived?
How to breed the sleaziest children in the world?
How to commit racial genocide in Gulags?
How to incite a generation of lazy white rednecks to vote for you by slagging off at every vulnerable group in the US?
How do you weaponize 128 characters?
How to manage the awesome responsibilities of the presidency through mature analysis and considered dialogue? Trump.com™ lawyers challenged this question on the grounds it was fake news. They also complained the tests were deliberately designed to make the president look like a loser. MENSA officially replied to this accusation by stating that "Trump.com™ needs absolutely no help from us to do that".