BREAKING NEWS: BILLINGSGATE POST Crack investigative reporter Slim Everdingle writes that three sources with inside knowledge revealed to him that beleaguered prevert Harvey Feinstein intends to enter California's 2018 Senate race against Dianne Weinstein.
The 65-year-old Harvey, who represents Hollywood and is seen as a leading voice in Democratic politics, is likely to campaign aggressively against Dianne because of her opposition to him masturbating in public venues without protection and with disregard to what she refers to as "common decency."
Retorted Harvey: "I have a bone to pick with her on that policy."
He began signaling he would oppose the Senator after she said that Trump could "be a good president." She later clarified that she is "under no illusion that it's likely to happen and will continue to oppose his policies."
The challenger stated:
"I hate that I have to do this because I don't want to disrespect her history, but we need someone who reflects today's values, especially those regarding men like me, who put their reputation on the line every day to satisfy their sexual needs and make sure women can climb the ladder of success."
Disclaimer: The names of the individuals mentioned in this article have been changed in order to maintain the anonymity of the unnamed sources who spoke to Slim Everdingle. This is in accordance with the practices of other mainstream media sources.
