Strictly come dancing, the show every senile person all over the planet loves to watch has a completely different version in Madagascar!
Instead of admiring celebs, sport stars, ex-boxers, politicians, star chefs, etc, making tits of themselves attempting to float across the dance floor with people who can really dance; Madagascans dig up their dead and dance with them instead!
This version of the show is now being beamed all over the planet on social media, you Tube, etc, and people just love watching Madagascans dancing with their dead! In fact, the makers of the "live" show in Europe, the US, UK, are contemplating copying the Madagascan version and letting their pro dancers dance with zombies who they feel can perform rather better than ex-boxers, rugby players, and Gordon Ramsey (who the F is he?)!
One Brit TV company, whose heads are always in the Sky, are already sending out a pilot version of the "dancing with the dead" show on Halloween evening hosted by superstar Brit talk show artist, James Cordon, who is brain dead anyway, and deadpan comedian, Jack Dee!
Madagascans are hoping the Brit TV company come over to their wonderful island and find enough dead bodies for future shows as long as they pay enough for them!
Famous Brit TV medium, Lisa Williams, is hoping to contact ex-Dirty Dancer, Patrick Swayze, so he can appear in a 2017 Christmas Special and also mentioned the fact she contacted Jesus, but sadly, he can't dance with those damn nails in his feet!