Written by Al N.

Monday, 30 October 2017

image for Trump Says FBI is Accusing Him in the Russian Scandal Because They Know He's Distracted by Daughter Tiffany's Birthday
The crowds outside Trump Tower clearly weren't buying it.

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump tweeted over 180 times, a new Twitter record. The tweets were primarialy about how the government is persecuting Trump as even people from his own party are quitting in protest of his actions.

Trump tweeted that he knew the FBI and the press were colluding with each other to disrupt his life and that they were doing it especially when, he said, he was getting ready to celebrate his daughter Tiffany's birthday.

"The only party I'm worried about right now is Tiffany's upcoming birthday party!" tweeted Trump.

Other tweeters reminded Trump that his daughter Tiffany's birthday is actually October 13, a little late for a party. Others suggested Trump might be trying to take the focus off the Russia investigation. (Duh!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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