L plated teenager of a muck-spreading tractor driver didn't need a Ferrari or Lamborghini to pull women!

Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 31 October 2017

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Who needs a Ferrari or Lamborghini when you own a muck-spreading tractor to blag the birds!

A teenage tractor driver donning L plates whilst driving around the Irish city of Derry at midnight was pulled over by the police and asked, "what the hell are you doing out here in the middle of the night?

The learner driver who was feeling quite horny answered, "pulling women with my tractor officer!"

After recovering from a fit of laughter the police officer replied, "Son, you'll need something better than a tractor to impress the local women, maybe a Ferrari or Lamborghini wil do, but not a muck spreading tractor!"

The sprightly young lad replied, "no officer, these days young Irish lassies love the stench of fresh manure and it seems I can woo them with my tractor. It's much better than surfing over the internet for a cheap thrill because my tractor is a proper love machine, sir!"

The police officers, after falling about laughing again, confiscated the tractor because the lad did not have a proper licence and sent him home.

Later, after duty, one of the police officers promised to return the tractor to the boys farm and after hearing the lad's story about muck attracting women and, needing a bit of fluff himself, he decided to make a few rounds of the city to see if it was true!

He drove through the local 'tipplezone' to see how local prostitutes reacted to the smell of fresh muck passing by! It was true what the lad said, they fainted one after another after breathing in the stench!

Confirming the fact that 'Smells like teenage spirit' is slightly different to the adult version!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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