NEWS BRIEF
Washington DC. The White House.
In an apparent moment of rare confusion, President Trump challenged Senator Bob Corker to an IQ test, saying, "You're too short to be smarter than me."
Corker responded, "Oh, go have your diaper changed."
Incensed by the apparent insult, Trump cleared his mind and realized that Tillerson was the one who called him a #!*?!!@! moron, but refused to acknowledge his mistake.
"Who's the smart one now?" Trump replied smugly.
After the news brief, Senator Corker returned to Tennessee in his search for support heels, and Rex Tillerson returned to EXXON, where he complimented his old secretary by calling her a #!*?!!@! moron.
Washington reporters returned to their station bureaus, where they shook their heads and wondered openly about the start of World War III.
