Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 11 October 2017

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Ever since, Kid Rock has developed a fear for M & M s.

Rapper Eminem and Rap Clown Kid Rock, both from the state of Michigan, are on opposite ends of the political cycle. Kid Rock has visited Trump in the White House and Eminem has released a scathing vivisection of Trump in a new rap.

Eminem challenged Kid Rock to a battle at Hart Plaza at sunset and never heard back from Kid Rock until the next day.

"Where were you?" said Kid Rock to Eminem.

"Where were YOU?" responded Eminem.

"I was on top of the RenCen looking at Hart Plaza" said Kid Rock.

"I knew you'd chicken out like your moron idol" said Eminem.

Kid Rock started crying and hung up.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Eminem, Kid Rock




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