Written by Al N.

Monday, 16 October 2017

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Trump emphasized that he loved everyone in his family at least this much.

Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump commented from his golf course in Florida that he was too busy to try and solve the "North Korea" problem himself, but that he was sending his two wonderful children, Brittany and Barry, to work things out with Rocket Man. A few minutes later, the report was corrected to say that President Trump actually meant his two wonderful children, Tiffany and Eric.

Many comentators remarked that it seemed like Trump was sending his least popular children to North Korea, but Trump's new press agent, who seemed to be dressed in a clown suit, assured everyone that President Trump loved all his children very much and would never send any of them into danger.

Trump later tweeted that he regretted that he just found out that Brittany and Barry were being held for ransom in North Korea, but even though he will miss whats-their-names, America never negotiates with terrorists.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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