There were 1,711 spoof news stories published in 2017. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race

Funny story: Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race

"Gone With The Wind" won for Best Picture that year. Supposedly. But who knows, say the Munchkins. The recent error in the announcement of Best Picture in the 2017 race is the catalyst for the action of the little people, who have commented, "Hey, mi...

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Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

Funny story: Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

It happened shortly after Prince Philip announced his impending retirement. Members of the U.S. Congress, eager to extend their own gravy train and justify that extension as totally normal, were eager to vote this into law. "I'm all for it," said...

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Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment

Funny story: Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment

Yikes! Are the aliens from outer space arriving? No, not yet, anyway. There's an interesting backstory here. A reporter from The Spoof, one skilled in talking and understanding "drone talk," has gotten the scoop from the nosy drone. Here's the skinny. Apparently the drone was flying near the apartment house when he noticed that one of the residents was watching the movie "Star Wars,"...

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USA Workers Declare Next Friday ME-FIRST DAY!

Funny story: USA Workers Declare Next Friday ME-FIRST DAY!

They got the idea for this when they recently saw an airliner get passengers off a plane to make room for airline employees who needed transport to a work destination. "Yes," one employee shouted, continuing, "Up with employees, down with the cus...

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The 14,000-year-old Cave Etchings in Spain: Back to the Future?

Funny story: The 14,000-year-old Cave Etchings in Spain: Back to the Future?

Plenty of animals depicted in the etchings, of course. But that's not all. Analysis of the etchings provided some surprises. Here are a few of them: -- Renditions, at various stages of development, of the recently completed (FINALLY!) Second Avenue Subway in NYC. -- Flying thingies that resemble drones. -- An Amazon bookstore. -- A woman's pantsuit with the initials 'HC' on the collar...

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Giant iceberg off Newfoundland purchased by Scottish whisky giant!

Funny story: Giant iceberg off Newfoundland purchased by Scottish whisky giant!

A giant iceberg visiting the southern shore highway off the coast of Newfoundland has been causing great interest and tourists are flocking to the peninsula for a snapshot of the giant. The iceberg, nicknamed, "Titanic" has also caused major inter...

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Australian Nutter hitches ride on train windscreen wiper!

Funny story: Australian Nutter hitches ride on train windscreen wiper!

Living in Australia can be expensive and travelling too (just like England) so one nutter decided to dodge paying his fare by hitching a ride on the windscreen wiper of a passing train! Luckily, in Australia, it hardly rains, but shines, and durin...

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74 year-old Ninja cat burglar faster than Japanese police!

Funny story: 74 year-old Ninja cat burglar faster than Japanese police!

Osaka, Japan: A spate of robberies bamboozled Japanese police in Osaka as every time the cat burglar struck he was so fast nobody could catch him! Dressed in a Ninja outfit, the police thought he must be an upset Ninja warrior frustrated at not be...

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"Shit happens" literally as California burglar leaves his DNA in the bog!

Funny story: "Shit happens" literally as California burglar leaves his DNA in the bog!

In California the clocks tick differently and so do their thieves especially after downing a hot, spicy Mexican taco or two before "pooping" off to work! A burglar who broke into a home in Thousand Oaks, LA, felt his belly rumble as he was loading...

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Aussie thief gets nicked getting pissed on duty!

Funny story: Aussie thief gets nicked getting pissed on duty!

Aussies, renowned for their drinking habits and boozing all other competitors under the table, especially Brits, have now been found out not to be quite such Spartanic boozers! A well known boozing burglar in Esperance, West Australia, broke into...

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Thieves nick record booty of Sex Toys at erotic fair in Berlin!

Funny story: Thieves nick record booty of Sex Toys at erotic fair in Berlin!

Importers of sex-toys 'flashing' their wares at an erotic exhibition in Berlin, Germany, got the shock of their lives after going into another tent for a 'quickie' and coming back to find their tent empty! A bunch of horny thieves nicked the 'hot...

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Indian restaurant in London closed down after serving fake human meat!

Funny story: Indian restaurant in London closed down after serving fake human meat!

It seems a London, Indian restaurant has been caught up in the latest craze hitting the global media world like a tsunami, it's called FAKE NEWS (something we never write here on The Spoof). The restaurant, for a bit of fun, put the following deli...

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Should Mermaids Make More Money Than Mermen?

Funny story: Should Mermaids Make More Money Than Mermen?

"Absolutely not," said one merman. "I mean, mermaids are a dime a dozen, not rare or unique at all, so they just deserve a standard rate, right?" He continued, "Mermen, on the other hand, are unique and rare, and deserve to be paid premium rates."...

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Indian rubber man finds 12ft croc sleeping under his rubber tree!

Funny story: Indian rubber man finds 12ft croc sleeping under his rubber tree!

The sight of a 12ft croc caused quite a shock to an Indian Rubber man when he woke up to unwind after sleeping with his legs tucked behind his neck. The giant croc had slipped in to the man's back garden in Orissa, India, and was sleeping under a...

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132-Year-Old Lobster Sues, Claims Elder Abuse

Funny story: 132-Year-Old Lobster Sues, Claims Elder Abuse

Onlookers rejoiced recently when Louie the lobster, having lived the last 30 years of his life in a tank at a Long Island restaurant, was finally set free and returned to the ocean. But Louie is not a totally happy camper and has revealed that he...

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US state of Ohio drop driving age to 8!

Funny story: US state of Ohio drop driving age to 8!

After long consideration and acknowledgement that kids aint kids like they used to be, the US state of Ohio have decided to drop the age of driving to 8! The first boy to take advantage of the new law was an 8 year-old who after feeling pangs of h...

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The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

Funny story: The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

A few possible explanations: He's not of this world. He's a ghost. He's hoping to get a part in a remake of the 1990 movie GHOST. His momma gave him a bath and she scrubbed too hard. He's In costume. Getting ready for Halloween a little earl...

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Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

Funny story: Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

OLE PLAYING POSSUM, Ky. - Donald Trump is starting up a small industry in this small Kentucky town, once a coal mining center for the local area. About a decade ago, 300 high-paying coal mining jobs were lost here and the small village has seen bette...

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Gibraltar monkeys refuse to leave rock after Brexit shock!

Funny story: Gibraltar monkeys refuse to leave rock after Brexit shock!

Monkeys inhabiting the Rock of Gibraltar have come out in solidarity with non-Brexiters by refusing to leave their warm, Mediterranean adopted homeland after Brexit is completed in 2019! They are refusing to leave Europe and certainly do not want to...

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Group of Zulu warriors invading London end up in Hull!

Funny story: Group of Zulu warriors invading London end up in Hull!

It seems that South African Zulus have no knowledge of British geography after intending to invade London, they went AWOL, and ended up in a very fishy place called, Hull, Yorkshire! The Zulu leader, Chief Zizu Zwazi-Caine, (a distant relation of...

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Top jokers jokes in Edinburgh aint that funny!

Funny story: Top jokers jokes in Edinburgh aint that funny!

The Edinburgh Fringe joke of the year, a prestigious prize for prize jokers hoping to jump on the stage at the jokers UK mecca, The Apollo, are cracking up but, not cracking too many show-stoppers! The winning joke was about the glorious GB Pound,...

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Trump Fires Science

Funny story: Trump Fires Science

Science Town, USA President Trump announced in his third press conference today that he has fired everybody connected to Science fields, because he feels Science has in his words, "Failed us for the LAST TIME!!! "Who is always crying about Global...

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Did You Hear the One about Two Nuns Who Tried to Rob a Bank?

Funny story: Did You Hear the One about Two Nuns Who Tried to Rob a Bank?

It's true, it's true. This is no joke. It happened in Pennsylvania recently. Two women in nun's garb held up bank tellers and demanded cash. The would-be robbers became scaredy cats and ran away empty handed when a teller set off an alarm. The...

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Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Funny story: Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Work carried out by scientists at CERN and published in this month's Nature Journal detail the surprise results of the experiment. Prof Brian Cox (not the leading scientist on the experiment but the only one lay people know) explains the findings, wh...

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Budget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!

Funny story: Budget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!

Budget flights to and from Ibiza, Mallorca and other Brit, booze hotspots, are now offering a special form of activity on board! No more pathetic scratch cards, fast food over-priced snacks, rubbish tasting coffee or duty-free perfumes. No, for th...

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Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

Funny story: Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

This can only happen in the UK, a "Gravy Wrestling Contest" held annually in Burnley Lancashire! No other nation would even contemplate wrestling in fatty gravy; however mad Brits are what they are, nutters! Sadly, the participants at this years a...

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Cheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!

Funny story: Cheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!

A renowned cheap ticket airline, that originates from the Emerald Isle called Ireland, took offence when a Scottish granny attempted to smuggle her bagpipes on board a flight from Belgium to the UK! It seems the granny was hoping to entertain the...

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Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Trade Places

[Associated Press, October 17, 2017] In an event so secret that even the President's closest advisors were kept in the dark about it, Donald Trump swapped places with Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea. For seven days, the President basked in...

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Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Funny story: Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Hidden Hills, CA - Somebody please call Taylor Swift because Kanye West is at it again. Kanye is begging Taylor Swift to make "Muskrat Love" with him. "Muskrat Love" is the 1976 hit song by the Captain & Tennille. Nobody is waiting for the...

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Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Funny story: Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Trump Tower, New York -- In a move filled with more irony than even Anthony Weiner can contemplate, presidential elect Donald Trump plans to sell America's Electoral College to the Russians as soon as he takes office next month. "The Electoral Col...

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UK supermarket shoppers are sick of being called "Darling" and prefer "Bitch!"

Funny story: UK supermarket shoppers are sick of being called "Darling" and prefer "Bitch!"

A leading UK supermarket has ordered its cash till operators to stop calling punters, darling, sweetheart, luv, or anything else that makes modern day shopper's blood cringe! Back in the old days of the "Old Corner Shop" these expressions were acc...

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Police raid BBQ party because kids were playing Cowboys and Indians!

Funny story: Police raid BBQ party because kids were playing Cowboys and Indians!

Hertfordshire UK: Police stormed a BBQ party after a nosy neighbour complained about the stench of burning meat; she's a vegan! However, initially the police ignored her call for help because there ain't no law against BBQing dead meat (well not yet...

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A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Funny story: A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Television personality Caitlyn Jenner announced yesterday that she is radically broadening her sexual orientation to include a host of other erotic preferences. "I simply had to do it," she said while browsing the 'personal lube' department of Big...

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Dentists admit all toothpastes are the same product

The National Dental Association have revealed that all toothpastes are exactly the same paste, just sometimes coloured differently. In a series of revelations, Dentists have said the best advice for having visually clean teeth is not using so call...

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Officials Speculate on Trump's Refusal to Throw Out the First Pitch of Baseball Season

Funny story: Officials Speculate on Trump's Refusal to Throw Out the First Pitch of Baseball Season

Washington, DC Many Presidents of the United States felt that throwing out the first ball of the baseball season was one of the highlights of being President. But this was not the case with President Trump, as he refused to throw out the first pit...

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All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

Funny story: All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

WORLD- Following the explosive revelations about movie mogul Harvey Weinstein's years of predatory sexual behavior, the virality of assault victim hashtag #Metoo, and the growing number of other men being outed as sexual predators, the World has deci...

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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

Funny story: Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...

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Former Child Star Receives Hollywood's Most Prestigious Award

Funny story: Former Child Star Receives Hollywood's Most Prestigious Award

Emmanuel Lewis, the star of the 1980s sitcom "Webster", was awarded the distinguished 'Dignity Prize' in Los Angeles last night by the National Academy of Self-Esteem, a rare honor bestowed upon former celebrities who have never appeared in a shamefu...

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Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Funny story: Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane! Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight: -- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...

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International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

Funny story: International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

The International Union of Clowns, after having their convention that they all rode to in one tiny car, announced that they would be awarding Predident Donald Trump a lifetime membership in the prestigious clown union. "We feel that no one has hel...

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Trump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt

Funny story: Trump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt

Dodging investigations and possible impeachment, President Donald Trump resigned from office after giving a rambling, and angry speech reminiscent of President Nixon's resignation speech. Obama, the FBI, and Hillary Clinton were on Trump's list o...

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Neurologist: Millions Afflicted With "Tweetism"

Funny story: Neurologist: Millions Afflicted With "Tweetism"

Hundreds of Millions of people around the globe have a new modern illness called Diminished Intellectual Capacity and Knowledge Starvation or DICKS for short. Tweetism, however seems to be the popular handle for the newly named illness, and as the na...

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A Musician Reaps Havoc at 30,000 Feet

Funny story: A Musician Reaps Havoc at 30,000 Feet

Saxophonist Kenny G performed an impromptu concert for charity in the First Class section of a Tampa-to-Los Angeles Delta Airlines flight last week, prompting passengers on-board to wonder 'where was a midair collision when you wanted one?'  "We...

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Dad Runs Out Of Things To Say To His Kids On The Fourth Snow Day

After enduring 4 snow days in a row Greg Smith realized he had nothing left to say to his kids. After exhausting conversations around snowmen, santa, legos, elf on a shelf and chicken nuggets Greg resigned himself to the fact that his kids really hav...

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A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

Funny story: A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

The Amazing Fernando, a clairvoyant (and part time locksmith), has disclosed his latest celebrity predictions, making the world privy to the spooky insights of a man clinically proven to have the psychic ability of fourteen men and a horse. "And n...

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Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Funny story: Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Relying on his own super-duper-secret intelligence sources, Donald Trump has revealed what he knows about the Roswell Incident, an event in 1947 where some claim the US military covered up the crash of an alien spaceship and the death of two alien pa...

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We Dislike Morrissey

Being as open minded, charismatic and good looking as we are we at Back and to the Left news often change our opinions on things. Except Morrissey. Fuck Morrissey. We were informed that he courted controversy at a gig, we assumed it's because even...

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Study: Winners of Arguments Do Not Hate to Say 'I Told You So.'

Apparently, when people prove themselves correct over others, they often enjoy gloating for a moment, using sarcasm. According to new research, four out of five people who win an argument will use the addage, "I hate to say I told you so, but I told...

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UK Police officer nicks a biscuit and this spoof "takes the biscuit!"

Funny story: UK Police officer nicks a biscuit and this spoof "takes the biscuit!"

Now this spoof is actually a news article which takes the biscuit, and not the piss! Yes Jaggedone lovers, this is happening in the UK police force all the time! A police officer nicked a packet of biscuits from his colleague. He then handed the o...

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A Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain

Funny story: A Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain

Superstar Rihanna recently granted exclusive access to a 'day-in-her-life', shedding an intimate spotlight on one America's most talented performers. But before the outing began, we first had to find our way through Rihanna's staff, which inclu...

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Push up bra sales droop as big boob fashion sags!

Funny story: Push up bra sales droop as big boob fashion sags!

It seems the days of huge silicone boobs, coconut like pairs of perfectly formed plastic surgeon tits bulging out of low cut dresses is over! London bra retailers are noticing a huge 'sag' in their sales heading towards the Christmas rush for larg...

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'D-List' Stars Seek An Expanded Celebrity Rating System

'D-List' celebrities gathered in Hollywood yesterday to support the broadening of the Celebrity Rating System by having a '+' or '-' following their designated category to further pinpoint their level of intelligence, talent and fame. ​​And leadin...

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Moon Severely Damaged by Total Solar Eclipse

Mt. Palomar Observatory. Astronomers today confirmed what amateur moon gazers have been saying since late August: the moon is noticeably paler than it was before the total solar eclipse of Aug. 21. Offering an explanation devoid of scientific jargon...

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New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer

Funny story: New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer

San Diego - Drug company Pfizer has announced that clinical studies have completed and their new drug Cinestop, designed to treat sufferers of Cinementia, has been approved by the FDA and will be available soon. Cinementia is a debilitating form o...

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Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology

Funny story: Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology

"King of Queens" star Leah Remini has fully recanted all the negative statements she recently made on A&E's "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath", a program that criticized the religion for being devious, highly secretive and violent towar...

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Hey girls, here's 20 things to tell Harvey Weinstein to get out of his clutches -

Funny story: Hey girls, here's 20 things to tell Harvey Weinstein to get out of his clutches -

1) Harvey, my boyfriend is a bodyguard for Vladimir Putin. On weekends, he bounces at biker bars. 2) Harvey, my boyfriend only plays chess with serial killers. The loser always gets hacked to pieces with a machete'. 3) Harvey, I have a headache...

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Math Teacher Unaware that Puns Aren't Cool Anymore

Michael Langley, a math teacher at Harrisburg High School, was reportedly unaware that puns aren't cool anymore. Chris Jarvis, a 11th grade student who has been in Langley's class for three straight years, remarks: "Mr. Langley keeps repeating th...

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To avoid conflicts of interest, Donald Trump tweets he will move all his businesses to Russia

Funny story: To avoid conflicts of interest, Donald Trump tweets he will move all his businesses to Russia

NEW YORK, N.Y. - In a nebulous correspondence sent from his cell phone via Twitter at 3:13 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2017, Donald Trump tweeted: I will be moving each and every one of my businesses from the USA and other countries to Russia. Althou...

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Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Funny story: Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...

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Fake news journalist nearly accidentally writes the truth

Fake news journalist Edgar Blyton, not his real name, came close to accidentally publishing a true story last week in Illustrated Lies Magazine. "It's not that I intended to write the truth" the fake Blyton said, "I was in the middle of writing some...

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Edible Bitcoin Sells Out

Funny story: Edible Bitcoin Sells Out

Bitcoin is now edible and selling like hot cakes. Bitcoin is an Internet currency sensation worth $1000 per Bitcoin. It can now be converted into little bits of gold plated chocolate coins. "Each Bitcoin is worth ten chocolate bits, which are...

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Eminem and Kid Rock Battle!

Funny story: Eminem and Kid Rock Battle!

Rapper Eminem and Rap Clown Kid Rock, both from the state of Michigan, are on opposite ends of the political cycle. Kid Rock has visited Trump in the White House and Eminem has released a scathing vivisection of Trump in a new rap. Eminem challeng...

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American Dream Over; American Nightmare Begins

Funny story: American Dream Over; American Nightmare Begins

The American Dream, that belief in the freedom that allows all United States citizens and residents to achieve their goals in life through hard work, the opportunity for children to receive an education and subsequent career opportunities, and the ch...

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Anthony Bourdain Accidentally Eats A 'National Treasure'

Funny story: Anthony Bourdain Accidentally Eats A 'National Treasure'

Anthony Bourdain, the star of CNN's "Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown" was criticized by the Chinese Government yesterday for accidentally hunting down and eating Ling Pao, China's most celebrated panda. "Well ​first off, I was really drunk," Mr.

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"UK Bitches on tour" T-shirts not suitable for flying!

Funny story: "UK Bitches on tour" T-shirts not suitable for flying!

If you are planning a hen party on a Spanish Island and wearing a "Bitch on Tour" T-shirt, forget it! A group of young ladies was ejected from the plane because their T-shirts were found not appropriate by the airline! A non-gay tour operator offe...

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Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

Funny story: Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

A Denver woman accidentally killed seven fellow passengers with her bad breath while aboard a popular sightseeing train ride on the border of New Mexico and Colorado. Passengers on the J&O Tours train started screaming and passing out when Thi...

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Donald Trump to cut budget for Superhero Insurance

Funny story: Donald Trump to cut budget for Superhero Insurance

President Elect Donald Trump has said he will cut the budget for superhero insurance after January 20th. For years, individuals such as Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the long forgotten Goat Boy have been destroying large areas of downtown Gotha...

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Trump Pardons Himself

Funny story: Trump Pardons Himself

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump recently began to utter the words "Pardon me" with regularity. Although the President blames his chef's spicy food and a busy travel schedule for his continuous desire to be pardoned, sources say he is worri...

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Michelin Man's Comment Draws The Ire Of Fellow Corporate Mascots

Funny story: Michelin Man's Comment Draws The Ire Of Fellow Corporate Mascots

The Michelin Man has always been synonymous with tires. He's also been mutual for being dramatically over-weight in a culture that worships 'the body beautiful'. But on Tuesday, the Michelin Man, during a press conference to announce Michelin's...

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Boss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him

Funny story: Boss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him

In business news in Swanage (other medium sized places are available) a Mr Richard Potato does not understand why people in the office think he is a bit of a prick. The underwhelming figure of Mr Potato 52, said 'I know that the rest of the office...

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Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview this morning on MSNBC, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi referred to President Bush three different times in a rambling, incoherent discussion regarding the failure of the Administration to repeal or change ObamaCa...

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Pizza Parlor Panic!

Funny story: Pizza Parlor Panic!

Montgomery Ala.: Creation scientist have issued a dire warning against eating pizza. Ford Cellars, of the Bible Center for Spiritual Research said they have evidence that consumption of the cuisine may lead to pedophila. "We've kept a close e...

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Nancy Pelosi Accuses Republicans Of Taxing Stay-At-Home Mom's Imputed Income

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Accuses Republicans Of Taxing Stay-At-Home Mom's Imputed Income

BILLINGSGATE POST: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi told Joe Scarborough and his nodding accomplice, Mika, that the Republicans will attempt to balance the budget by taxing the imputed income of mothers who stay at home to care for their children.

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Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks

Washington, DC - Over the past few nights President Donald Trump has been waking up frustrated by all the leaks in the White House. Sources close to Trump report that Trump himself has called in the plumber to fix the leaks but he believes the plumb...

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Teenager Decides He Will Stop Procrastinating...Later

Marcus Travins, a 10th grade student at Wilmot High School in North Carolina, reportedly promised that he would stop procrastinating later this year. He explains "I have a problem with pushing important assignments aside and eventually doing them...

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Transylvania Tourism Booms Since Melania Trump Was Recalled

Funny story: Transylvania Tourism Booms Since Melania Trump Was Recalled

Since news broke that First Lady Melania Trump was reanimated from the dead in Transylvania, thousands of people have flocked to the area to sight see and to take a tour of Cryotech Re-animators, Melania Trump's birthplace. Most affected is the to...

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Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump

It would appear that everyone misunderstood President Trump's threats to North Korea, when he said, "They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before." Reacting to provocative nuclear missile t...

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White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

Funny story: White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

A Georgia state law enforcement officer was commended for following procedure during a routine traffic stop that nearly turned tragic earlier this week. Deputy Jason Hancock continued police department tradition of shooting unarmed black men, but...

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President Trump Replaces Supreme Court With American Idol Judges

Funny story: President Trump Replaces Supreme Court With American Idol Judges

Sparking yet another constitutional crisis, President Trump has fired the Supreme Court and assembled a panel of current and former American Idol judges to rubber stamp his Cinco de Mayo ban and other controversial policies. Simon Cowell, Paris Hi...

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In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

Funny story: In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

Yes, Harvey Weinstein practiced some questionable office procedures during his successful film career at Miramax and The Weinstein company, but no one has described Harvey as an "F…ing moron" as Secretary of State (and top diplomat) Rex Tillerson is...

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Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...

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David Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore

Funny story: David Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore

Details are emerging about the fragile relationship between mercurial maestro and matador of avant-garde pop musicianship David Bowie, and Bond star Roger Moore. "David, or 'Alan', as he liked to be called back then, met some pretty weird characte...

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Double Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!

Funny story: Double Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!

They might be on the same wave length as far as politics go, but they are a million miles away from each other when it comes down to hair! Geert Wilders, huge fan of Donald, and vice versa, Donald loves Geert, have many things in common, HATE, HAT...

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Big Bang Theory Will Kill Off Entire Cast and Start Over in Season Ten

Funny story: Big Bang Theory Will Kill Off Entire Cast and Start Over in Season Ten

Hollywood, CA In a shocking TV show announcement, CBS's #1 comedy, The Big Bang Theory will have its whole cast die at the end of Season 9, and Season 10 will introduce a whole new group of nerds. "The last show will have Sheldon assuring the whol...

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Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas) is hilariously funny and you could all die laughing!

Funny story: Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas) is hilariously funny and you could all die laughing!

Laughing gas being flogged for 5 quid to kids wanting to laugh themselves to death in nightclubs, raves and other locations, is causing those who flog it, to laugh all the way to the bank! Dark entrepreneurs are having so much fun purchasing the s...

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Man sues to have gender on driver's license listed as Potato

Funny story: Man sues to have gender on driver's license listed as Potato

A man is suing his local office of the Department of Motor Vehicles to have his gender listed as 'Potato' on his driver's license. Keith Spudd spent thousands of dollars having his skin tattooed the color and shading of a potato. In addition, he...

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70 year old US man robs bank to escape his missus!

Funny story: 70 year old US man robs bank to escape his missus!

Mr Lawrence Ripple (Name not changed for legal reasons; this story is just so ridiculous it's true!) from Kansas, USA, decided to rob a local bank; not because he was destitute, bankrupt or just wanted to escape Trump bullshit, no! He robbed the b...

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Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

Funny story: Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

In the face of President Trump's threatened ban, stocks are soaring for Mexican brewers, as well as distributors and sellers of Mexican beer. Reached by phone, Molly Snipes, CEO of Molotov distributors in Denver, talked to this reporter about the...

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Kevin Spacey's entire career declared invalid

Funny story: Kevin Spacey's entire career declared invalid

Hollywood - Thousands of former Kevin Spacey fans have come out and declared that everything the Academy Award winning actor has ever done is not in fact brilliant after all but total garbage. "Up until a few days ago he was my favorite A-Lister,"...

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Kim Jong-Un invites Noel Coward to inspect his rockets with an army of Mad Dogs and Englishmen!

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un invites Noel Coward to inspect his rockets with an army of Mad Dogs and Englishmen!

Feebly attempting to shock the world into believing he inherited Saddam's infamous "Weapons of mass destruction" North Korea Nutter, Kim-Jong Un, invited star English eccentric genius, Noel Coward, along with his army of 'Mad Dogs and Englishmen' to...

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Porn Star sex and sexy shows all

Funny story: Porn Star sex and sexy shows all

In an exclusive interview with Jimmy Astro, Jane Doe, famed gossiper and celebrity basher, shows all by complaining on national television about peoples money problems. Astro asked her if marriage is part of her agenda any time soon. Her reply w...

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North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™

Funny story: North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™

After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...

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Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Funny story: Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...

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McDonaldo's freshens its menu (sort of)

Funny story: McDonaldo's freshens its menu (sort of)

ANYTOWN, USA -- At McDonaldo's, if you buy anything other than a 1/4 Pounder, you can go pound sand, as far as the freshness of your order is concerned. "We don't do 'fresh,' when it comes to our hamboogers, cheeseboogers, or Big Macks," CEO Ronaldo...

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FDA Reviews Previously Denied Drug Applications

Funny story: FDA Reviews Previously Denied Drug Applications

Stocks are soaring for pharmaceutical companies as the FDA looks at easing regulatory restrictions for bringing new drugs to market. Even better for Big Pharma, the FDA will review drug applications that were denied in the past. But there are m...

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Man who declared knife "fake weapon" shocked that it could still stab him.

Funny story: Man who declared knife "fake weapon" shocked that it could still stab him.

Following in the now popular trend of calling things you don't like "fake" to discredit them, Seattle Convenient Store Clerk, Fred Nunchenhausen declared the knife of a would be robber fake during an armed robbery. Although, Mr. Nunchenhausen was ab...

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Strictly's Back and Shit as ever

Strictly Come Dancing is back on our screens and we couldn't give less of a fuck about it! Well we could but we got asked to stop writing about obscure things and making thinly veiled attacks on the right and could we please just write something norm...

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Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

Funny story: Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

An infamous ex-broom cupboard in Kensington, London, has gone on the market for a quarter of a million quid after being turned into an apartment where swinging cats should be avoided! Boris Becker, thrice ex-Wimbledon winner, and now the eternal l...

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Non-potty trained Brit kids cause crisis in kindergartens!

Funny story: Non-potty trained Brit kids cause crisis in kindergartens!

Modern day mums seem to be losing the basics of bringing up their loved ones because kindergartens all over the country are being confronted with a nappy invasion! Children, even up to the ripe old age of nine have been discovered wearing nappies!...

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Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Funny story: Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Vladimir Putin, former head of the KGB and present head of Russia and good friend of oligarchs making money hand over fist, confided in Donald Trump saying that he, Vladimir Putin, had nothing to do with rigging 2016 US Presidential Election. Whew...

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