An infamous ex-broom cupboard in Kensington, London, has gone on the market for a quarter of a million quid after being turned into an apartment where swinging cats should be avoided!
Boris Becker, thrice ex-Wimbledon winner, and now the eternal loser, is bankrupt and owes his creditors 54 million nicker, once shagged up there, in the broom cupboard with his maid! Hence, the astronomic price of this tiny apartment which only measures 13 ft by 14 ft! So, having broom cupboard sex is only advisable "Becker Style!" Standing up and not diving!
The owners of the cupboard have also hung a gold plaque on the door stating, "This is where Boris (no not the buffoon) did not lose his virginity, but the maid did!"
Mega-rich Arabs, Russian oligarchs, and anybody who possesses billions, are hoping to purchase the cupboard, and the race is on for this honorable piece of real estate in the middle of their favorite city! Boris is a renowned dinner speaker, sports commentator and bankrupt! So it is obvious the place where he commenced his raging desire to shag any female on the planet will rocket in value even if any normal person of a normal size could ever reside there, unless they are sex-mad leprechauns!
As for the maid who BB shagged, she's still waiting for BB to pay her alimony for his one night stand and for the seed he planted that ended up being yet another budding, horny, tennis superstar!