Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 2 October 2017

image for UK council fine woman because wind blew litter out of her rubbish bin!
A sign warning "litter wardens" not to kick over rubbish bins so they can cash the bucks!

As every person on the planet knows, the UK is a very windy island stuck in the North Sea! However, North London garbage wardens (new one to me? Are they little Hitler's like traffic wardens?) are obviously not meteorological experts, and decided to fine a woman 80 quid for leaving her wind blown litter on the street!

The woman, who was busy earning her living, came home to find her litter bin blown open by wind gusts and saw some pieces of litter flying around. She attempted to pick them up and replace them in her bin, but sadly, butt-headed litter wardens spotted the litter first and, after observing her attempt to pick it up, decided it was time for action!

Days later, the innocent woman received a letter from the council accusing her of throwing litter in the street and was fined 80 quid for the pleasure (it could have been a thousand BTW!)!

After pleading her innocence and even proving to the idiots residing at her local town hall that it was rather windy that day (like most days in England), they refused to withdraw the penalty and now, only after going public in a national tripe paper called the DM I believe, the council have withdrawn her fine claiming they forgot it was windy that day!

The truth behind this horrific "storm in a rubbish bin" is, litter wardens receive a cash bonus every time they report such misdemeanors and have a tendency to kick over a few rubbish bins during working hours when people are not at home!

The only thing the Dickheads forget is that the UK is a windy island something local residents, with intelligence, tend to know better!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Poo, Rubbish, councils




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