Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Funny story written by Al N.

Friday, 20 October 2017

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When asked what job he would tackle first, Jared said that he would like to get started on fixing the weather.

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Trump's son-in-law and chief competition for the affection of his daughter Ivanka, Jared Kushner, has been assigned the task of finding out how to control the weather.

This is added to Jared's other tasks including Middle East peace, government reform, solving of the opioid epidemic, criminal justice reform, diplomacy with Mexico, China, and Chad, reform of the veteran system, and in charge of stress tests to decide what material the Mexican Wall should be made of.

Kushner, when spotted going into his posh New York residence with his wife Ivanka and 12 governnent-funded Secret Service agents, was asked some questions by reporters and paparazzi.

His reply, when asked about of his various duties, was "I didn't realize I was supposed to be doing all that. President Trump just gave me a piece of paper, said it was my job description, and told me to just sign it when I started to read it. So I did" admitted Jared. "So I didn't really know about all that stress test and China stuff since I didn't really have a strong position in the cult.I just wanted to leave and get on to something different

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