Time-travelling, mesmerizing, magician, Catweazle, has informed Jaggedone through another time-travelling giant, Erskine Quint (renowned for his historical history-changing epic called, Journey to the center of the cerebral cortex published by a publisher that was swallowed by its own stupidity and lost in space) that he is about to return to 2017 and claim the million quid he left behind.
Catweazle has promised to return to the UK and maybe he will be invited to switch on the Christmas lights in London because the Queen loved him and that's what he was most famous for, flicking on and off light switches!
Jaggedone has asked his intrepid figment of his very distorted imagination, Erskine Quint, to pass on the following information when he travels through medieval Britain once again:
"Dear Catweazle, we all know you left a million pound inheritance when you decided to return to your righful place, a cave somewhere in Britain in the 11th century. However, a million quid these days would not purchase the house you had hoped for in the Cotswolds. In fact, it would not even buy you a garage there! So, before you contemplate returning to 2017, stay where you are is my advice and keep the candles lit!"
So kids, mums, dads, and Jaggedone too, who loved this wonderful magician, he aint coming back, but Erskine Quint certainly is!