Trump Explains Why He is Running the Country Like His Old TV Show

Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 10 October 2017

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Faux and Friends had a special 7-hour show since Trump wouldn't stop talking.

Donald "President" Trump sat down with Faux & Friends today and talked about and explained his governing style.

"I try to be the person the American public wants me to be. I know most people know me from my TV program, the Apprentice, which is only a good show if I'm in it by the way, just look at the ratings when they tried to get AHNOLD to play me."

"So, in my program, I always fire people and I figured that's what people wanted me to do. Of course, it was tough at first when I couldn't get people to work for me so I could fire them" rambled Trump.

"So imagine my surprise when I started getting negative feedback about firing Comey and others. I figured the American Public elected me because they wanted to see me fire people. Sometimes I just can't win!" cried Trump.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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