Kim Kardashian goes commando

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 9 July 2023

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That camo looks great on you...it'd look even better on my bedroom floor!

The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a bold fashion statement.

Kim, who is in a tempestuously erotic relationship with Spanish matador Joaquin Gazpacho, was recently photographed stepping out of her limo, dressed head to toe in an authentic marine commando uniform.

Miss Kardashian confidently saluted the photographers, showcasing her unique ensemble that paid homage to the brave men and women in the armed forces.

No less than five paparazzi members (with their cameras clicking away) captured Kim's salute to the military fashion trend.

Her very lucky boyfriend Gazy exited out of the other side of the limo, looking dapper in a tailored $1,900 Sartorino Napoli Lunamini suit, with camo lining.

LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa noted that Kim and Gazy continue to turn heads with their bold fashion choices, ensuring their presence in the pages of celebrity magazines around the world.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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