Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 23 May 2020

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Meghan relaxing on the beautiful beach at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music.

But the three were totally enjoying their mini-vacation at the luxuriously ritzy Hotel La Pinata, where their slogan is "We have the wettest beer in the entire republic of Mexico".

Harry spent a lot of time downing shots of El Matador Tequila, while Kim and Meghan went shopping for peasant blouses, huaraches (sandals) and sex toys.

Kim would tell the salespeople that the blouses and sandals were for her and Meg, and the sex toys were for her mom, Kris Jenner.

While there, a reporter with the local news media asked Meghan about the alleged nude photos of her that had shown up on the Tucker Carlson Show.

She took a sip of her Papaya Margarita, and said, “Look, I will admit that the photos do look real, but I promise you that they aren’t.”

With Kim looking on attentively, she then said, “The woman in the photo is definitely in Cancun, Mexico.”

She then remarked, “I will certainly admit that I have been to, Cuernavaca, Chihuahua, Chimalhuacan, Cozumel, and Tijuana, but never to Cancun."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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