CHICAGO – (Celebrity Satire) - According to a survey conducted by Ebony Magazine, millions of honest, hard-working blacks want for Kanye West to stop his ridiculous presidential bid.
The highly-respected magazine reports that four of the Kardashian sisters have said that they would not vote for him for all the make-up in all of the cosmetic stores on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.
Khloe Kardashian told Don Lemon, of CNN, that Kanye has as much chance of being elected president as Roseanne Barr has of having a Menage a Trois with Bradley Cooper and Hugh Jackman.
Even West the Pest’s mother-in-law, Kris Jenner, has told daughter Kim that she had better beat some sense into that nutty, crybaby, punk-ass husband of hers.
The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that The Golden State Warriors and several other professional sports teams have told Kanye that, if he doesn’t stop his dumbass political idea, they will call for a boycott of all of his music.
