HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Well what are the odds that the three eldest Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kortney would all get knocked up within the same month.
But as the locals say over in Tottenham, England, "Dat tis exactly watt 'appened mate."
The Kardashian sisters are of Armenian descent, and they are infamous for dating black celebrities, like rap singers, NBA basketball players, NFL football players, and even a black matador from Zimbabwe.
Kim recently told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, that sexual prowess has nothing to do with her attraction toward African-Americans.
She added that blacks just seem to be persistent ass grabbers, whereas white dudes simply want to talk about a woman's knowledge of cooking, cleaning, and grocery shopping.
Kris Kardashian-Jenner, the mother of all of the Kardashian sisters also enjoys dabbling in the darker meat (African-Americans).
Meanwhile, Kris Jenner adds that she just likes to have her black dudes, mouth feed her expensive wine.