Kim Kardashian spends tens of thousands of dollars putting up billboards all over Los Angeles

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 25 May 2023

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"Kim is on Cloud 9." -KRIS JENNER (MOM)

There is no doubt in any member of the Kardashian family, their fans, or their relatives that the eldest K-girl, (Kim) is head-over-heels-in-love with her matador boyfriend, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho.

Kim has spent over $70,000 having billboards put up all over Los Angeles proclaiming her love for the man who is considered the greatest bullfighter of all time.

Kardashian recently told her good friend, Pico de Gallo, senior writer for Tittle Tattle Tonight, that, despite having a name like a dish that's best served cold, Gazy is without a doubt the hottest lover she has ever, ever, ever had.

Kim's sister Khloe has said that she has not seen her big sister this happy since she was named the head cheerleader back at Clark Gable Junior High School in Beverly Hills. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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