Kim Kardashian wants to run for governor of California

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 22 May 2023

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THE KARDASHIAN$ are sexy, gorgeous, and rich as the dickens.

Many California residents have expressed a desire to see Kim Kardashian run for governor.

Kim, who, along with her four sisters, is one of the richest sisters in America, has said that she is considering it.

The Kimster's mom recently said that she would love to be her campaign manager, and she knows that they can have political rallies where they could raise millions of dollars from dozens and dozens of Tinsel Town celebrities.

Meanwhile, Kim announced a novel plan to revolutionize the political landscape by embarking on a swimsuit-only campaign trail. Each of the five sisters, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie, Kendall, and Kim, will tour the state in outrageously skimpy swimsuits, hosting rallies at California's trendiest beaches. The plan is to make the audience so mesmerized by the spectacle that they'll donate their entire life savings just to catch a glimpse of the Kardashian clan in swimwear. Or, as an alternative offer, for a mere $85, you can purchase a swimsuit poster with a holographic image of the sisters, guaranteed to blind you with their radiant glamour and make your wallet lighter!

Kim's boyfriend, famed bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, said that he would gladly donate $1 million to Kimmy's political campaign fund at the news.

Kim was later taken aback when she discovered the true motive behind his generous offer. It turned out that Joaquin's donation was not solely driven by his support for her political ambitions, but rather fueled by his desire to catch a glimpse of Kylie Jenner in a skimpy swimsuit.

But, hey, that's politics.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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