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Trump Family Signs Contract for Reality Show to Compete With the Kardashians

Funny story: Trump Family Signs Contract for Reality Show to Compete With the Kardashians

Mar-A-Lago, FL Eric Trump has let it slip that the Trump family will star in their own reality show. It's planned to start as soon as Trump is removed from office. Most of the family believes that it won't be that long and are preparing. Some of t...

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Rappers will Become Extinct Within 3 Years

Funny story: Rappers will Become Extinct Within 3 Years

A new report out today, commissioned by GQ Magazine, has concluded that rappers will be extinct within the next 3 years. According to the report, rappers are dying out faster than they are breeding, amongst a culture of drive-by shootings and stab...

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Trump Talks Diverted to UK After Massive Gaffe

Funny story: Trump Talks Diverted to UK After Massive Gaffe

President Donald Trump has been diverted to the UK for talks with North Korean Leader Kim Jung Un. In a spectacular gaffe, his aide, who hails from Skipton in Yorkshire in the United Kingdom of Great Brtain had mistakenly booked the historical pea...

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Melania Trump in for Repairs

Funny story: Melania Trump in for Repairs

An aide of President Donald Trump, (Potus - hippopotamus abbreviated), has mistakenly revealed that his wife, Melania is "in for repairs". Melania Trump has not appeared in public for 24 days and it has now been announced she will not be accompany...

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Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Funny story: Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Big Bend, TX - Scientists working with big agriculture have increased chicken breast size Texas style. The mutant chickens resulting from the work, according to local farmer Culo Gordo, are increasing profits by 126 percent. According to our sci...

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Kim Kardashian Chastises Kim Jong-Un

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Chastises Kim Jong-Un

Los Angeles, CA Kim Kardashian released statements regarding namesake North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un. "Now, this Kim from Korea, he had plenty of time after his Daddy died to pick a name other than Kim because a quick look at the TV or Internet...

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Kim Jun Un suffering from projectile disfunction

Funny story: Kim Jun Un suffering from projectile disfunction

NK - After last weeks failed missile launch hit Kim Jong Un in the zipper, he has been issuing coded messages. The NSA has finally decoded the messages. Dr. D. Phase of the NSA pubic relations department held a press conference today to release t...

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Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Shakespeare said of Cleopatra that "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety." However, it is surely different in our Modern Fast-Moving Age, and it is time to admit that Kim Kardashian is getting old. She is not as young as...

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Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Funny story: Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Hidden Hills, CA - Somebody please call Taylor Swift because Kanye West is at it again. Kanye is begging Taylor Swift to make "Muskrat Love" with him. "Muskrat Love" is the 1976 hit song by the Captain & Tennille. Nobody is waiting for the...

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Trump Appoints Kim Kardashian To Head Arts Endowment

Funny story: Trump Appoints Kim Kardashian To Head Arts Endowment

Congress established the National Endowment for the Arts in 1965 as an independent agency of the federal government. To date, the NEA has awarded more than $5 billion to support artistic excellence, creativity, and innovation for the benefit of indiv...

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Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Funny story: Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Los Angeles, CA - After his recent concert meltdown, rapper Kanye West is being treated for an extreme case of the 'Rubber Ramada Blues' at UCLA hospital. His Doctors state that he is 'nuttier than a fruitcake' and that he will only speak to them us...

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Work place violence exposes Super Hero's Identity

Funny story: Work place violence exposes Super Hero's Identity

Did he freak? Listen Bud, on his hands he's got innocent blood. New York free-lance photographer Peter Parker has been exposed as the Amazing Spider Man! The shocking revelation came about after Mr. Parker was arrested for hurling his now deceased...

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Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

Funny story: Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

A variety of new products has swiftly emerged following Mr. Trump's victory and are smoothing the way into the new presidency. Medical experts have been concerned about candidates with the "nothing there" syndrome on repeated backbone tests. Th...

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Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Los Angeles, CA After her TV show was put on hold following her harrowing robbery in Paris where she was tied up and robbed, Kim Kardashian began a new crusade. "This incident really put the 'bare ass' in embarrassment" ranted Kim. "How could anyo...

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Kim Kardashian Loses Her Ass In Paris Apartment Robbery

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Loses Her Ass In Paris Apartment Robbery

In a new shocking revelation, egocentric celebrity, Kim Kardashian did not only lose 12 million dollars worth of jewelry in an apparent brazen apartment robbery but, also, her ass which the thieves absconded with when they removed it from a bathroom...

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Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Funny story: Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Lincolnshire, UK - Parents are in a moral panic after a seemingly harmless art class left at least five children with a warped sense of love and relationships. Another two are said to be questioning their sexuality. Many more will need to see the sch...

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Kanye, Taylor to Resolve Dispute with Pistol Duel

Funny story: Kanye, Taylor to Resolve Dispute with Pistol Duel

Kanye West and Taylor Swift have agreed that there is only one way to settle their ongoing feud: They will meet this coming Saturday at high noon, packing matching Colt .45 Peacemakers, at the O.K. Corral in Tombstone, Arizona, for a good old-fashio...

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Yeezy Season 3 to debut Zika-infected models

With Kanye West's much anticipated Yeezy Season 3 set to be unveiled this Thursday, the first groups of teenagers are putting up their tents in preparation for the gruelling queues, whilst Yeezy retailers eagerly await the influx of spotty, prepubesc...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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