Mask mandate lifting for travel, but some worried about not being told what to do next
The federal mandate for face coverings on airplanes is set to expire April 18th to the joy of millions of Americans. One of the last pandemic era federal restrictions for masks is finally coming to an end as the country continues to see its way out o…
Read full story
Dr. Fauci Convinces President Biden To File A $40 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s money concerns keep getting worse and worse. He has just learned that Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is the director of The National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, will be hitting the has…
Read full story
Pfeiffer Pharmaceuticals Denies That Their Booster Shots Contain Large Amounts of Carbohydrates
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Executives at Pfeiffer Pharmaceuticals are upset at the rumor that their booster shots contain high amounts of carbs. Wendell W. Doorlund, who is the director of logistical fallacies, wants the American public to know tha…
Read full story
The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 83%
DETROIT – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that sales of convertibles have plummeted by 83%. The tremendous fall is being blamed solely on the Coronavirus (aka The Trumpapalooza virus) which was named by China’s leader Xi J…
Read full story
Aaron Rodgers insists Fauci join other receivers in deal with Denver Broncos
With rumors of QB Aaron Rodgers leaving the Green Bay Packers, Mr. Fauci has once again made an appearance. Aaron Rodgers is insisting that he will not go to another team, such as the Denver Broncos, without trusted receivers at his side. These…
Read full story
Dr. Fauci Addresses The Latest, Crazy Omicron Rumors
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Dr. Anthony Fauci has said that he is really getting irritated with the dozens and dozens of falsehoods that are being spread about the latest Coronavirus variant. He noted that the Omicron Virus, is believed to…
Read full story
Welsh Government relaxes lockdown rules on sheep shagging
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Refuse To Wear Face Masks
What Does Donald Trump Do All Day?
President Putin Warns That Anyone Caught Not Wearing a Mask Could Be Shot on The Spot
Originator of Johns Hopkins COVID-19 Dashboard Not Sure Where Data Comes From, But Says It Looks Good Enough
Latest from the CDC: COVID-19 is an STD
Sheep Object to Being Lumped in with Blindly-Following Americans
Bezos-Musk, Inc., Is In The Process of Developing a Pill That When Taken Orally Will Totally Eradicate The Omicron X Virus In Just 30 Minutes
Ghost Of Former Liverpool Manager Bill Shankly Seen Hovering Around Premier League Offices
Man's Ford Capri Has Coronavirus
"Mama said just add limes," Bobby Boucher says of Coronavirus
Fat Man And His Fatter Wife Unable To Social-Distance Adequately Due To Being Morbidly Obese
Five Ways To Tell You've Already Had Covid-19
The Coronavirus, Covid-19, continues to spread, and the worldwide number of infected cases continues to rise. Doctors say that, even after almost nine months of having to deal with the virus, their knowledge is extremely limited. Incubation per…
Read full story
Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...
Read full story
Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?
BILLINGSGATE POST: You might have to change your minds about the relevancy of unintended coincidences. But with all of the handwringing attention being given to the Worldwide Coronavirus epidemic, perhaps some linguistic analysis of the semordnilap o...
Read full story
President Biden, VP Harris, and Dr. Fauci All Agree That Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump Is 100% Responsible For The Covid-19 Pandemic
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The highly respected Alpha Beta News Agency has just reported that the president, the vice-president and the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have just sent out a press briefing…
Read full story
Eric Clapton Expelled From Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Wake of Anti-Vax Remarks
Cleveland, Ohio - Eric Clapton has been expelled from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame after his recent anti-vax comments. The Hall announced the unprecedented move after the once-popular singer/guitarist said he wouldn’t perform concerts in venues t…
Read full story
Millions of Canadians Say That They Do Not Want Covid Shots and No One Is Going To Make Them Get Them
QUEBEC, Canada – (Satire News) – The Canadian government has just issued a memo stating that Canada has more unvaccinated people than any country in the world. A Quinnipinni poll showed that 98.7% of all residents are not vaxed. The poll showed th…
Read full story
Breaking news…
Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?
Yes, tell me more!Seven day catch up
Check out anything you've missed with the archive:
I sexually harassed myself in the workplace says quarantined home-worker
A 47-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that he made lewd remarks and carried out a number of unwanted sexual advances towards himself while working from home under lockdown Toby Dell, a graphics designer from…
Read full story
Biden - Fauci clash on Santa's 2021 Christmas Rounds
Just an hour after Dr. Fauci ordered that Santa must shelter-in-place this year until further notice, President Biden issued a statement claiming he was in contact with NORAD, tracking Santa's progress. Reached at his home for comment, Fauci sound…
Read full story
Australia Threatens To Shoot Anyone Who Violates Their Pandemic Lockdown
CANBERRA, Australia – (Satire News) – The Australian government has issued a very strict directive that anyone who violates their lockdown risks the possibility of getting shot, and not just in the leg either. A spokesperson for the government sai…
Read full story
Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Dallas Cowboys owner and man who knows how to turn a buck or a million, Jerry Jones, has just announced the much-awaited news…The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is now on sale. Jones, who owns the most ex…
Read full story
Super Bowl Officials Insist That They Have Not Found Any Traces of Covid-20 In The Stadium's Hot Dogs
INGLEWOOD, California – (Sports Satire) – There has been a lot of concern at SoFi Stadium, home of this year’s Super Bowl, regarding a rumor that has been found to be unfounded. Super Bowl Assistant Executive Vice-Director of Concessionary Food, M…
Read full story
Dr. Fauci States That Without A Shadow of A Doubt, Trump Is 100% Responsible For The Covid 19 Pandemic
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – 99.93% of all Democrats believe that the Trumptard is responsible for the Coronavirus, which Chinese President Xi Jingping, pegged the Trumpapalooza Virus. And the latest Omnnipinni Poll shows that now 89.3% of all die-…
Read full story
The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that at first was being blamed solely on the dreaded Trumpapalooza Virus, the most famous dance group in the world will be laying off 50% of their dancers. A spokesperson for the New York City Rockettes, R…
Read full storyFunny Coronavirus Headlines
-
President Trump Reveals The Amazing Reason Why He Wants To Buy Argentina
-
Americans Find Cornoavirus Best Warded Off by Lying on Couch and Watching a Lot of T.V.
-
Army ordered to shoot on sight greedy Brits
-
Residents of Corona, California Want The City’s Name Changed
-
Terminally Ill Patients Resentful They’re Not Dying From Covid-19
-
Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout
-
Food Shortages Loom, As No Chicken For Sale At Market
-
Coronavirus Could Be With Us Forever, Says Former Basil Brush Companion Roy North
-
Coronavirus Olympics begin in Tokyo
-
Rand Paul and Fauci settling on details of GOF or GAF kick-boxing contest at Madison Square Garden before Christmas
-
Trump Declares That Barack Obama Is To Blame For The Coronavirus
-
Politically Correct Woman Reluctantly Admits that Left Kind of Sucks Right Now
-
Blabbermouth Woman Tells Her Neighbour She's "Been Saying This All Along"
-
Jennifer Lopez Reveals That Since Sheltering-in-Place Her Ass Has Gained 2-Inches
-
Tectonic Cultural Shifts at Warp Speed in US
-
Coronavirus Will Vote Trump
-
Marcus Rashford To Donate 90% Of His Salary To Hungry Kids Campaign
-
Donald Trump Says He'd Like To Lead 2021 Ryder Cup Team
-
Man Has Started To Wear Face Mask In Bed
-
Neil Young’s Pro-Vaxing Song Has Just Topped The Music Charts
