Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...
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How Did Corona Virus Start? Stupid Congressional Republicans Will Figure it Out
Republicans control the House of Congress, not the Senate, and are gearing up to solve where the Corona Virus came from. They are not Scientists, just your ordinary, delusional Right-Wing UltraConservatives (Trump is God, etc.; there are millions…
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Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?
BILLINGSGATE POST: You might have to change your minds about the relevancy of unintended coincidences. But with all of the handwringing attention being given to the Worldwide Coronavirus epidemic, perhaps some linguistic analysis of the semordnilap o...
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The Trump Variant
And yet another variant, but this one is definitely highly suspect! The Trump Variant. Let that sink in. Trump was asked to explain: “I am the greatest, as everyone knows, so great that my body creates variants – but ones that make you he…
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The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that at first was being blamed solely on the dreaded Trumpapalooza Virus, the most famous dance group in the world will be laying off 50% of their dancers. A spokesperson for the New York City Rockettes, R…
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Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The first lady confided to her future step-daughter-in-law that she is becoming more and more worried about the President. Melania told Kimberly Guilfoyle that she has noticed that Donald is now having to use bot…
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McDonalds Announces That Their Brand New McWow Burger Has 3 Amazing Ingredients
COVID-19 Vaccine Has Side-Effect Of Turning Patients Into Zombies
Pope Authorizes Social Distance Baptisms Using Water Pistols
Dan Patrick, The Lt. Gov. of The State of Texas Has Just Insulted Every African-American in Texas (And The Nation)
"Mama said just add limes," Bobby Boucher says of Coronavirus
CDC Says Despite Rumors, Mimes Not Safe From Coronavirus Behind Invisible Glass Wall Thingy
Florida Sets The U.S. Record With 10,000 New Coronavirus Cases in Just One Day
Birmingham Zoo Gets Creative to Offset Operational Costs
London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on
Self-Taught Epidemiologist Knows What's Good for America
Banks to Customers: The Secret to Enduring the Coronavirus Pandemic is to Borrow More Money...Do Your Part!
The Queen Is Having Another 'Annus Horribilis' - And It's Only April!
Lara Trump Has Just Become The Meanest, Cruelest, Most Hateful Bitch in the Entire USA
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Just when millions of people thought that no one could ever be meaner, nastier, and have more hate in their heart than Donald Trump, along comes his fake, blonde-haired daughter-in-law from Hell, Lara Trump. The 38-…
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Welsh Government relaxes lockdown rules on sheep shagging
In a welcome move for farmers across Wales, the Cardiff devolved government has announced it is relaxing its Coronavirus lockdown rules on outdoor exercise. This means that the people of Wales can do what they like outdoors once again. Daffid Wigg...
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Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Dallas Cowboys owner and man who knows how to turn a buck or a million, Jerry Jones, has just announced the much-awaited news…The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is now on sale. Jones, who owns the most ex…
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Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Hull City
There was great excitement in East Yorkshire this morning, when it was revealed that the former Manchester United, Real Madrid and Juventus star, Cristiano Ronaldo, had signed for Championship strugglers, Hull City. No cash was involved, as the Ti...
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Your Next Variant May Be in Your Sack
Chlamydia Crabs Scabies Gonorrhea Hepatitis B Herpes HIV HPV Syphilis … what do all these have in common? Besides being meaty, gooey and deeeeelicious! Soon, FizerP (the P is silent) will be constructing new variants in their secret…
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Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper
With the Coronavirus showing no signs of wanting to go away, one man has decided that it's finally time to start taking things a bit more seriously, and start wearing a face mask. Never one to do things by halves, however, he plans to make his own…
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How To Cope Under Lockdown, with Charles "Turnip" Townshend
Charles Townshend, 2nd Viscount Townshend, in full Charles Townshend, 2nd Viscount Townshend of Raynham, (born April 18, 1675, Raynham Hall, Norfolk, England—died June 21, 1738, Raynham), Whig statesman who directed British foreign policy from 1721 t...
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Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet
Details of a report commissioned by the World Health Organization (WHO) into how viruses spread throughout large communities, have been leaked to at least one member of the press, who has gone public with the information. The WHO commissioned the…
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Wuhan Spelled Backwards = Nahuw (No Way, José) Coronavirus Didn’t Start Here
BILLINGSGATE POST: In The Looking Glass War, a spy novel by John le Carré, everything appears backwards. And that’s the way it’s supposed to be. Historically, there were many generals who would consult with their semordnilapicist before undertaking a...
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Corona Beer May Be Changing Its Name
GUADALAJARA, Mexico – Cerveza Popocatpetl, the company that brews Corona Beer, has just announced that after getting thousands of letters, emails, texts, phone calls, and even three singing telegrams, they are seriously considering changing the name...
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God Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year
God, the Supreme Being and creator of the universe and everything in it, has said that his son, Jesus Christ, is upset that his birthday on December 25 will not be celebrated with the usual fervour this year, due to Coronavirus restrictions. Chris…
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Human Beings Now On The Endangered Species List
As the world sits anxiously waiting for a cure for the Coronavirus, Covid-19, it's been revealed that human beings, themselves, have now been added to the Endangered Species list. The astonishing news was announced by the World Health Organization…
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Experience: the Covid Vaccine gave me a 12-inch Erection
It's certainly one in the eye for those anti-vaxxer idiots! Just imagine how they will be queuing up for it now! I’m talking, of course, of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. I was one of the 20,000 volunteers given the vaccine in its trials - after a…
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The Atlanta Falcons Organization is Considering Moving the Team out of Georgia
ATLANTA – In spite of the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic, the state of Georgia has decided to open up for business. But, although stores are opening up, customers are not exactly flocking back. One Atlanta shop owner, who sells crackers, reported...
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Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
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Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Hull City
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Corona Beer May Be Changing Its Name
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Wuhan Spelled Backwards = Nahuw (No Way, José) Coronavirus Didn’t Start Here
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Welsh Government relaxes lockdown rules on sheep shagging
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Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet
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Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper
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Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth
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God Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year
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How Did Corona Virus Start? Stupid Congressional Republicans Will Figure it Out
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Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?
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The Atlanta Falcons Organization is Considering Moving the Team out of Georgia
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How To Cope Under Lockdown, with Charles "Turnip" Townshend
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Human Beings Now On The Endangered Species List
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Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale
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Lara Trump Has Just Become The Meanest, Cruelest, Most Hateful Bitch in the Entire USA
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Experience: the Covid Vaccine gave me a 12-inch Erection
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The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers
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Your Next Variant May Be in Your Sack
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The Trump Variant
