Funny story - Coronavirus Second Wave Panic In Germany, As Hospital Staff Discover Beds Covered In Beach Towels

Coronavirus Second Wave Panic In Germany, As Hospital Staff Discover Beds Covered In Beach Towels

The threat of a second wave of the Coronavirus could be felt tangibly in Germany this morning, when staff in many of the country's biggest hospitals arrived on duty to find beds covered with beach towels. Just as tourists from the country tend to…

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Funny story - Britain more divided than ever before - poll

Britain more divided than ever before - poll

A poll of 2,000 adults throughout Great Britain has ascertained that, contrary to popular belief, there is more division in our society than at any time during the whole history of polls. It had been found that, in a similar poll conducted prior t…

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Funny story - Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

BILLINGSGATE POST: While waiting for a vaccine for Covid-19 to reach the market place, President Trump asked Dr. Fauci how he might enforce social distancing, especially among the young and restless. Dr. Fauci thought for a moment. Then the answer…

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Funny story - Trump's Midcourse Correction

Trump's Midcourse Correction

THE WIRED STREET URINAL El Presidente Donald Trump, exhausted from the pummeling he has taken abroad and the dismal polling numbers domestically, has outlined an ambitious plan titled “Crush the China Virus.” La Casa Blanca assumed adopting a poli…

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Funny story - Gates, Birx, Fauci interview draws audience of millions and new Government Confidence Rating

Gates, Birx, Fauci interview draws audience of millions and new Government Confidence Rating

Breaking: CBS has just released a new broad interview with top US health authorities on the current coronavirus pandemic. The interview promises "aggressive reporting," in the VCGS (Viewer Confidence in Government Services) series. Following ea…

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Funny story - The Vaccine is Ready but it is Not Minority-Friendly

The Vaccine is Ready but it is Not Minority-Friendly

While thousands die from the Coronavirus by the hour, the pharma giant Big Pill is unable to release the Covid vaccine to the market. Their vaccine has successfully passed all phases of human testing. Apparently, one Director on their board is refusi…

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Funny story - Tens of Thousands of People Are Moving To Laos

Tens of Thousands of People Are Moving To Laos

VIENTIANE, Laos – (Satire News) - The government of Laos has just informed the world media that they are seeing a tremendous influx of people from all over the world due to the Coronavirus. The head of the Laotian Department of Influxers has state…

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Funny story - So Long, Suckers! International Space Station Warps Out of Orbit For The Final Frontier

So Long, Suckers! International Space Station Warps Out of Orbit For The Final Frontier

In a surprising display of secret technology and a big round of raspberries directed at the people of the Earth, the International Space Station warped out of orbit. How, you may ask, could a mere tin-can space station break orbit and travel into de…

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Funny story - Beirut explosion victums die of COVID19

Beirut explosion victums die of COVID19

Washington DC/ Ms. Scarfo Brick of the COWVID19 task-force explained to a subdued, masked, gagged, bedraggled, whipped and bound gaggle of reporters in the Rose Garden today that it was COVID19 that killed all those folks recently In Beirut. She e…

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Funny story - Mini-Wacken-Metal-Festival in your backgarden means 'metal-head-banging-nutters' don't give a crap about Corona!

Mini-Wacken-Metal-Festival in your backgarden means 'metal-head-banging-nutters' don't give a crap about Corona!

(UNEDITED) Corona postponements have given new life to a hordes of Heavy Metal Head Bangers desperate to bang their heads in anyway possible, including holding mini-versions of the German Wacken Metal Festival, largest on the planet, in neighbours'…

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Funny story - Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days

Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days

The on-off on-off lockdown put in place by the government due to the Coronavirus is set to be scheduled for yet another change, according to reports coming out of Downing Street this morning. All but 'essential workers' were told to "baton down th…

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Funny story - The North is in trouble and that’s official.

The North is in trouble and that’s official.

Concerns over misinterpretation of the north of England lock-down measures have resulted in a Burnley man being refused entry into a Kent pub, because he’s a northerner. He was then sat on by a Polish fruit picker, until he was escorted back to the b…

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Funny story - A Popular Florida Beach Has Been Evacuated After Jellyfish Test Positive For The Coronavirus

A Popular Florida Beach Has Been Evacuated After Jellyfish Test Positive For The Coronavirus

MRS. PONCE DE LEON BEACH, Florida – (Funny News) - City officials in this popular ocean beach town say that tourists and local residents have all evacuated the beach. A spokesman for the city stated that health experts tested a total of 63 jellyfi…

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Funny story - MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - MLB Commissioner Rob “The Man” Manfred says that he has been catching hell from a lot of people regarding the baseball season. He explained to sports reporters that none of the players are adhering to the no high-…

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Funny story - The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling

The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling

ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, concern, worry, and downright confusion due to the Coronavirus, the NBA balls are now bouncing at the Orlando Bubble. NBA Commissioner Adam "Hi Yo" Silver remarked that it is good t…

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Funny story - Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

BILLINGSGATE POST: You might have to change your minds about the relevancy of unintended coincidences. But with all of the handwringing attention being given to the Worldwide Coronavirus epidemic, perhaps some linguistic analysis of the semordnilap o...

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Funny story - Colorado’s Marijuana Shops Are Breaking Sales Records

Colorado’s Marijuana Shops Are Breaking Sales Records

DENVER – (Marijuana Satire) - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has just released its mid-year sales records. And the numbers show that the state has surpassed its 6-month marijuana sales record by 47%. A rep for the CSCC stated that they a…

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Funny story - 10 Road Trip Essentials

10 Road Trip Essentials

With travel restricted due to the coronavirus pandemic, many people are taking their summer vacations in the form of a road trip. Road trips are a great way to see all the great sights a country has to offer while allowing you to stop anywhere along…

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Funny story - Major League Baseball is Now Considering Tearing Down Coronavirus-Infested Marlins Park

Major League Baseball is Now Considering Tearing Down Coronavirus-Infested Marlins Park

MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of MLB, has told the sports media that every day, his damn headache gets worse and worse. He pointed out that, now, a team of baseball park inspectors are recommending that the Florida Marlins'…

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Funny story - Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet

Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet

Details of a report commissioned by the World Health Organization (WHO) into how viruses spread throughout large communities, have been leaked to at least one member of the press, who has gone public with the information. The WHO commissioned the…

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