Funny story - Enhanced Interrogation supervisor under investigation as she failed to provide protective face masks for clients

Enhanced Interrogation supervisor under investigation as she failed to provide protective face masks for clients

Since the Coronavirus pandemic put many full-time enhanced interrogators on furlough, there has been a shocking reduction in protection for staff, with many chambers not even providing a first aid kit. Freelance interrogator, Mr. E. Gore, of McLe…

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Funny story - Sammy Hagar Pisses Off a Lot of Real Singers

Sammy Hagar Pisses Off a Lot of Real Singers

BISON SPIT, Montana – Former singer, Sammy Hagar, who is 72-going-on-92, has just made what is being considered by many to be the most idiotic, stupid remark regarding the Coronavirus pandemic yet. The Memphis Post-Haste newspaper wrote that even...

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Funny story - 50% off meals will reinvigorate hospitality sector - but lardy lockdown bingers fear meals will simply be half size

50% off meals will reinvigorate hospitality sector - but lardy lockdown bingers fear meals will simply be half size

The government's post-Coronavirus strategy will support ailing restaurants and tackle the lockdown binging obesity crisis by providing half a meal, at full price, for fatties. ‘This government isn’t going to sit on its arse, we’ve got an appetit…

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Funny story - As Leicester is plunged back into lockdown Matt Hancock said that the City has plunged before so it can plunge again but he’s confident Leicester folk are plunge resistant.

As Leicester is plunged back into lockdown Matt Hancock said that the City has plunged before so it can plunge again but he’s confident Leicester folk are plunge resistant.

Due to the pernicious impact of previous outbreaks of Leicester’s cultural heritage, such as Showaddywaddy, Engelbert Humperdinck, and Gary Lineker, the Prime Minister has said: ‘We’ll have a ring of steel round the place in hours. We can’t let any o…

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Funny story - President Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus

President Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – The President flew into New York City to make a special appearance on the Sean Hannity Show. Trump informed Hannity that he will never, ever come down with the Chinese Checker Coronavirus King Kong Flu. He was asked how in the w…

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Funny story - Spit-a-Long-a-Don

Spit-a-Long-a-Don

In his desperate quest to convince Americans of the utterly benign effects of Covid-19, President Donald Trump will be spitting on his audience at the next rally of Republicans, and will invite them to spit on each other as evidence of the total harm…

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Funny story - Canada Masks Up For Hockey

Canada Masks Up For Hockey

Toronto, CANADA (a country north of the USA) In Canada today, news came that every man, woman and dog within its borders has been nervously waiting for—the long drought is over—hockey will soon begin again! Yes, there is a God! If the good folks…

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Funny story - Man Decides Yoga Is Not For Him

Man Decides Yoga Is Not For Him

It's been difficult, for some people, to find things to do to occupy their time during the Coronavirus lockdown, but one man who took up Yoga has, after a brief struggle, decided that the activity is not really his 'cup of tea'. Moys Kenwood, 57,...

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Funny story - Couple telling everyone about their lock down anxiety dreams

Couple telling everyone about their lock down anxiety dreams

Mithering on the Trent couple, Stan and Vera, have been telling anyone who would listen, including their postmen, about the weird, anxiety lockdown dreams they have been having lately. 'Yes, it has been a bit strange,' said Stan, when we were the…

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Funny story - Man Has Decided To Get Fit

Man Has Decided To Get Fit

In keeping with medical advice that everyone should take regular exercise, and taking advantage of the opportunity that the Coronavirus lockdown has provided him with, one man in his 'twilight years' has decided to 'get with the program', and to star…

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Funny story - Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Coach Bruce Arians Fears That Most of His Players Will Come Down With the Coronapalooza Virus

Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Coach Bruce Arians Fears That Most of His Players Will Come Down With the Coronapalooza Virus

TAMPA BAY – Regarding the dreaded Coronavirus pandemic, Bucs coach Bruce Arians has made it very clear that he's no doctor, but he says he doesn’t have to be a firefighter to know that a forest fire is damn hot. Coach A, said that when the Bucs si…

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Funny story - Black Lace record has been played too many times during Lockdown

Black Lace record has been played too many times during Lockdown

Agadoo, a 1980s hit for Yorkshire-based popular beat combo, Black Lace, is said to be the most heard, but least wanted song played during the lockdown. Couples all over the country, wanting to remember the good times when Auntie Janice would form…

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Funny story - Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

BILLINGSGATE POST: You might have to change your minds about the relevancy of unintended coincidences. But with all of the handwringing attention being given to the Worldwide Coronavirus epidemic, perhaps some linguistic analysis of the semordnilap o...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The entire Trump klan has refused to wear the medical masks like every intelligent human being in the nation is doing. DJT thinks that he is immune, simply because he is rich, handsome, a Republican, and the Electoral College pr…

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Funny story - COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

WASHINGTON DC - The World Health Organization (WHO) has issued an Urgent Situation Update for the Coronavirus Pandemic. The top WHO official, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, warned nations that "the worst is yet to come." Much of the concern came…

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Funny story - Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase

Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase

INDIANAPOLIS – A high-ranking official with Burger King has just announced a summertime promotion. Plans are for BK to begin offering customers free Coronavirus medical masks with any purchase of a Burger King product. The masks will come in t…

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Funny story - Woman still hasn't started her painting

Woman still hasn't started her painting

Vera Smythe still hasn't started the painting she has been planning to do for years. The sprightly 73-year-old had always hoped to paint a masterpiece when she had the time, but even though she has been in Lockdown for four months, she still hasn't s…

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Funny story - Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

A new virus with pandemic potential has been discovered by scientists in the home of deadly viruses, China. This virus, they say, originated in pigs. Oink oink. The new discovery comes hot on the trotters of the current Covid-19 pandemic, an...

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Funny story - Mona Lisa Is Pouty As Louvre Opens Back Up

Mona Lisa Is Pouty As Louvre Opens Back Up

Paris, France - According to a super French art historian, Guy Ohlalâ, the Mona Lisa is not happy about the Louvre Museum opening back up after being closed for 4 months due to some weird bat burger illness. Monsieur Ohlalâ claims that he has a ve…

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Funny story - Top 10 Things That WILL Kill You in 2020

Top 10 Things That WILL Kill You in 2020

Death is ALWAYS around an unexpected corner. A person can NEVER be too safe. FEAR not, friends. I’m here to proffer a very specific list in the hopes that it will SAVE lives. Below is a list of the ten most likely things to KILL you in th…

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