Funny story - Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...

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Funny story - How Did Corona Virus Start? Stupid Congressional Republicans Will Figure it Out

How Did Corona Virus Start? Stupid Congressional Republicans Will Figure it Out

Republicans control the House of Congress, not the Senate, and are gearing up to solve where the Corona Virus came from. They are not Scientists, just your ordinary, delusional Right-Wing UltraConservatives (Trump is God, etc.; there are millions…

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Funny story - The Trump Variant

The Trump Variant

And yet another variant, but this one is definitely highly suspect! The Trump Variant. Let that sink in. Trump was asked to explain: “I am the greatest, as everyone knows, so great that my body creates variants – but ones that make you he…

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Funny story - Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth

Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The first lady confided to her future step-daughter-in-law that she is becoming more and more worried about the President. Melania told Kimberly Guilfoyle that she has noticed that Donald is now having to use bot…

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Funny story - Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?

BILLINGSGATE POST: You might have to change your minds about the relevancy of unintended coincidences. But with all of the handwringing attention being given to the Worldwide Coronavirus epidemic, perhaps some linguistic analysis of the semordnilap o...

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Funny story - Your Next Variant May Be in Your Sack

Your Next Variant May Be in Your Sack

Chlamydia Crabs Scabies Gonorrhea Hepatitis B Herpes HIV HPV Syphilis … what do all these have in common? Besides being meaty, gooey and deeeeelicious! Soon, FizerP (the P is silent) will be constructing new variants in their secret…

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Funny story - Tucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden

Tucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden

Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson, in response to the FBI Raid of former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida, has identified Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden and boogeyman of the far right, as the agent leading th…

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Funny story - Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale

Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Dallas Cowboys owner and man who knows how to turn a buck or a million, Jerry Jones, has just announced the much-awaited news…The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is now on sale. Jones, who owns the most ex…

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Funny story - Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Hull City

Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Hull City

There was great excitement in East Yorkshire this morning, when it was revealed that the former Manchester United, Real Madrid and Juventus star, Cristiano Ronaldo, had signed for Championship strugglers, Hull City. No cash was involved, as the Ti...

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Funny story - Spicoli Wants Everybody to Die in Prison, After His Last Cigarette

Spicoli Wants Everybody to Die in Prison, After His Last Cigarette

Is Sean Penn getting older? Of course, it’s called time and gravity. But are those aspects of science wearing on his mind as well as his body? Oh sure, we all like to condemn people for being different, who doesn’t? We all say one thing and mean…

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Funny story - Healthiest Man In The World Dies Of Coronavirus

Healthiest Man In The World Dies Of Coronavirus

The officially healthiest man in the world, Chris. P. Bacon, has died after having tested positive for the coronavirus COVID-19. Chris was admitted to hospital at 11.30 this morning, with three gunshot wounds to the chest, but died shortly after bein...

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Funny story - London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on

London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on

There was a huge controversy at the very end of the 2020 London Marathon this morning, when the winner revealed that he had crossed the finishing line with a stonking erection poking out of his running shorts. The Virtual London Marathon, I mean.

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Funny story - Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet

Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet

Details of a report commissioned by the World Health Organization (WHO) into how viruses spread throughout large communities, have been leaked to at least one member of the press, who has gone public with the information. The WHO commissioned the…

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Funny story - Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper

Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper

With the Coronavirus showing no signs of wanting to go away, one man has decided that it's finally time to start taking things a bit more seriously, and start wearing a face mask. Never one to do things by halves, however, he plans to make his own…

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Funny story - Man Had Beef, Peppers And Onions With Rice For His Tea

Man Had Beef, Peppers And Onions With Rice For His Tea

A man whose wife may not be the best cook in the world, but who puts her heart and soul into it all the same, has revealed how he was served up an appetizing meal yesterday evening, consisting of beef, peppers and onions, with a sideplate of boiled r...

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Funny story - The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers

The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that at first was being blamed solely on the dreaded Trumpapalooza Virus, the most famous dance group in the world will be laying off 50% of their dancers. A spokesperson for the New York City Rockettes, R…

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Funny story - President Trump Proposes Constructing Bigly Retractable Dome Over USA

President Trump Proposes Constructing Bigly Retractable Dome Over USA

BILLINGSGATE POST: Last night, before a National audience, President Trump not only cancelled all passenger travel from Europe, he said that a plan to build a retractable dome over the continental USA is being considered. President Trump: “Now t...

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Funny story - Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan

Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan

As the Coronavirus continues its relentless march around the globe, the city where it originated had some better news today, when it was revealed that many local restaurants serving local delicacy, Bat Soup, had reopened, and business was brisk. T...

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Funny story - Buckingham Palace Lays Off 17 Palace Guards

Buckingham Palace Lays Off 17 Palace Guards

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The world's economy is still in a world of trouble due to the Coronavirus (aka The Trumpapalooza Virus). Many countries have had to layoff some of their federal employees. The Kremlin Voice reports that Russia has had to lay…

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Funny story - Originator of Johns Hopkins COVID-19 Dashboard Not Sure Where Data Comes From, But Says It Looks Good Enough

Originator of Johns Hopkins COVID-19 Dashboard Not Sure Where Data Comes From, But Says It Looks Good Enough

(Baltimore, Maryland) As the Coronavirus continues its spread to every inhabited corner of the planet, everyday citizens’ appetite for the disease’s telemetry has grown exponentially, mainly to enable them to debate their expertise on epidemiology on...

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