Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...
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How Did Corona Virus Start? Stupid Congressional Republicans Will Figure it Out
Republicans control the House of Congress, not the Senate, and are gearing up to solve where the Corona Virus came from. They are not Scientists, just your ordinary, delusional Right-Wing UltraConservatives (Trump is God, etc.; there are millions…
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The Trump Variant
And yet another variant, but this one is definitely highly suspect! The Trump Variant. Let that sink in. Trump was asked to explain: “I am the greatest, as everyone knows, so great that my body creates variants – but ones that make you he…
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Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The first lady confided to her future step-daughter-in-law that she is becoming more and more worried about the President. Melania told Kimberly Guilfoyle that she has noticed that Donald is now having to use bot…
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Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?
BILLINGSGATE POST: You might have to change your minds about the relevancy of unintended coincidences. But with all of the handwringing attention being given to the Worldwide Coronavirus epidemic, perhaps some linguistic analysis of the semordnilap o...
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Your Next Variant May Be in Your Sack
Chlamydia Crabs Scabies Gonorrhea Hepatitis B Herpes HIV HPV Syphilis … what do all these have in common? Besides being meaty, gooey and deeeeelicious! Soon, FizerP (the P is silent) will be constructing new variants in their secret…
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Man Has Really Let Himself Go
Man With Hairy Back, Palms And Feet Does NOT Have Coronavirus After Coughing All Night
'BlueTits' British Cold Water Swimming Club - Very Popular during Covid
Florida May Have To Close
Florida Reopens Hurricane Beach
Houses of Worship in Accounting Crisis Over Relief Package
The Phantom Gets Mask-Blocked
Corona Beer May Be Changing Its Name
Haggis ignore social-distancing
Bill Gates' farmland purchases inspire Biden run for president 2024
Experience: the Covid Vaccine gave me a 12-inch Erection
Tucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden
Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson, in response to the FBI Raid of former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida, has identified Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden and boogeyman of the far right, as the agent leading th…
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Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Dallas Cowboys owner and man who knows how to turn a buck or a million, Jerry Jones, has just announced the much-awaited news…The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is now on sale. Jones, who owns the most ex…
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Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Hull City
There was great excitement in East Yorkshire this morning, when it was revealed that the former Manchester United, Real Madrid and Juventus star, Cristiano Ronaldo, had signed for Championship strugglers, Hull City. No cash was involved, as the Ti...
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Spicoli Wants Everybody to Die in Prison, After His Last Cigarette
Is Sean Penn getting older? Of course, it’s called time and gravity. But are those aspects of science wearing on his mind as well as his body? Oh sure, we all like to condemn people for being different, who doesn’t? We all say one thing and mean…
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Healthiest Man In The World Dies Of Coronavirus
The officially healthiest man in the world, Chris. P. Bacon, has died after having tested positive for the coronavirus COVID-19. Chris was admitted to hospital at 11.30 this morning, with three gunshot wounds to the chest, but died shortly after bein...
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London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on
There was a huge controversy at the very end of the 2020 London Marathon this morning, when the winner revealed that he had crossed the finishing line with a stonking erection poking out of his running shorts. The Virtual London Marathon, I mean.
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Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet
Details of a report commissioned by the World Health Organization (WHO) into how viruses spread throughout large communities, have been leaked to at least one member of the press, who has gone public with the information. The WHO commissioned the…
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Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper
With the Coronavirus showing no signs of wanting to go away, one man has decided that it's finally time to start taking things a bit more seriously, and start wearing a face mask. Never one to do things by halves, however, he plans to make his own…
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Man Had Beef, Peppers And Onions With Rice For His Tea
A man whose wife may not be the best cook in the world, but who puts her heart and soul into it all the same, has revealed how he was served up an appetizing meal yesterday evening, consisting of beef, peppers and onions, with a sideplate of boiled r...
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The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that at first was being blamed solely on the dreaded Trumpapalooza Virus, the most famous dance group in the world will be laying off 50% of their dancers. A spokesperson for the New York City Rockettes, R…
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President Trump Proposes Constructing Bigly Retractable Dome Over USA
BILLINGSGATE POST: Last night, before a National audience, President Trump not only cancelled all passenger travel from Europe, he said that a plan to build a retractable dome over the continental USA is being considered. President Trump: “Now t...
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Buckingham Palace Lays Off 17 Palace Guards
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The world's economy is still in a world of trouble due to the Coronavirus (aka The Trumpapalooza Virus). Many countries have had to layoff some of their federal employees. The Kremlin Voice reports that Russia has had to lay…
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Originator of Johns Hopkins COVID-19 Dashboard Not Sure Where Data Comes From, But Says It Looks Good Enough
(Baltimore, Maryland) As the Coronavirus continues its spread to every inhabited corner of the planet, everyday citizens’ appetite for the disease’s telemetry has grown exponentially, mainly to enable them to debate their expertise on epidemiology on...
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Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
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President Trump Proposes Constructing Bigly Retractable Dome Over USA
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Coronavirus Spelled Backwards = Suriv-Anoroc: A Coincidence?
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Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan
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Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper
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London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on
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Jerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale
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Your Next Variant May Be in Your Sack
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Spicoli Wants Everybody to Die in Prison, After His Last Cigarette
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How Did Corona Virus Start? Stupid Congressional Republicans Will Figure it Out
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Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Hull City
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Healthiest Man In The World Dies Of Coronavirus
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Man Had Beef, Peppers And Onions With Rice For His Tea
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Originator of Johns Hopkins COVID-19 Dashboard Not Sure Where Data Comes From, But Says It Looks Good Enough
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Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet
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Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth
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Buckingham Palace Lays Off 17 Palace Guards
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The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers
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Tucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden
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The Trump Variant
