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Funny story: Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

The deadly Coronavirus, which was officially named by the World Health Organization (WHO) as Covid-19 earlier this week, is strongly resisting all attempts to rename it, and has been appearing in many places still under its original moniker. The v...

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Funny story: Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Chocolate manufacturers, as well as greeting card and flower sellers all over the world are in uproar this morning, after an international ban on celebrating Valentine's Day came into force, due to the possible spread of infection of the deadly You-k...

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Funny story: Manchester United And Liverpool To Play In Face Masks And Surgical Gowns

Manchester United And Liverpool To Play In Face Masks And Surgical Gowns

There has been a dramatic announcement from the Premier League this morning, that, in light of the current risk to public health, both Liverpool and Manchester United will undergo an unexpected 'kit change', and will play their remaining fixtures thi...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Coronavirus Should Have Been 'Nipped In The Bud' By Nuking China

President Trump Says Coronavirus Should Have Been 'Nipped In The Bud' By Nuking China

President Donald Trump has spoken out about the spread of the deadly Coronavirus, and says that he, personally, could have ended the worldwide threat of a pandemic, if only he'd have been allowed to initiate an all-out nuclear strike on China, instea...

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Funny story: Manchester United In Call For Season To End Early Due To 'Coronavirus Worry'

Manchester United In Call For Season To End Early Due To 'Coronavirus Worry'

Sensational news coming out of Old Trafford this morning, after it was revealed that Manchester United players have told the club they are anxious for their match against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge on 17 February to be called off due to worries over...

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Funny story: Ronaldo In Coronavirus Scare

Ronaldo In Coronavirus Scare

There was widespread pandemonium in both Italy and Portugal this afternoon, after it was announced that footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, had been involved in a scare in relation to the deadly Coronavirus currently sweeping the globe. Ronaldo, 35, ha...

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Funny story: Chinese Coronavirus Hospital Was Made From Sticky Rice

Chinese Coronavirus Hospital Was Made From Sticky Rice

It's been alleged by undercover sources in China, that the hospital in Wuhan that was built from start to finish in 10 days, to house those suffering from the deadly Coronavirus, is made from sticky rice and papier mâché. The Huoshenshan Hospital...

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Funny story: Man-Coronavirus far more debilitating says WHO

Man-Coronavirus far more debilitating says WHO

The World Health Organisation stated last night, that, according to research, men suffering from the virulent, coronavirus disease will experience debilitating symptoms far in excess of those suffered by women A WHO spokesman told a news conferenc...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Could Mutate Into Black Death

Coronavirus Could Mutate Into Black Death

Scientists in China working on discovering an antidote for the Coronavirus have said that it is conceivable that it could yet mutate into the Bubonic Plague, or Black Death, which ravaged the world's population in the 14th century. The Black Deat...

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Funny story: Wilbur Ross Has Lost His Marbles

Wilbur Ross Has Lost His Marbles

The US commerce secretary, Wilbur Ross, has been speaking on television and appears, very much, to have lost his marbles. Interestingly, the top of his head looks a bit like a marble. Mr Ross, talking to Fox Business News, commented that the de...

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Funny story: Sunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus

Sunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus

The staging of Super Bowl LIV in Miami this Sunday, 2 February, has been thrown into doubt this morning, after Florida health officials said that events at which there were likely to be large gatherings of people should be given "the utmost considera...

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Funny story: President Trump Diagnosed With Coronavirus

President Trump Diagnosed With Coronavirus

The White House is on a full-scale alert this morning after medical staff were called to attend to President Donald Trump last night, when the US leader experienced a 20-minute coughing fit. He was given a full medical check-up, and found to be s...

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Funny story: Man Visited Market, But Was Scared Shitless About Contracting Coronavirus

Man Visited Market, But Was Scared Shitless About Contracting Coronavirus

A man who visited a market in southeast Asia with his wife on Sunday, has revealed how he was literally in fear of his life, due to the presence in the market of so many Chinese people who could have been infected with the Coronavirus. Moys Kenwoo...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Antidote Found

Coronavirus Antidote Found

Scientists in China working on finding a cure for the new and deadly Coronavirus have said they have already made a major discovery in their fight. They say that, as well as taking the regular precautions against a worldwide pandemic, people shoul...

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Funny story: Chinese Germ Warfare Program Coming Along Nicely

Chinese Germ Warfare Program Coming Along Nicely

Authorities in Beijing have said that the Chinese germ warfare program, one result of which has been the Coronavirus outbreak in the city of Wuhan, is coming along nicely, thank you. Details of the program are sketchy, but one of the agents being...

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Funny story: British Man Victim Of "Triple E" Weapon

British Man Victim Of "Triple E" Weapon

A British man is in hospital in Edinburgh after contracting a deadly US military virus whilst on holiday in the US earlier this year. The man, from Scotland, is thought to have become infected with the "Triple E" bug when he was bitten by a mosqui...

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