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Funny story: COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

WASHINGTON DC - The World Health Organization (WHO) has issued an Urgent Situation Update for the Coronavirus Pandemic. The top WHO official, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, warned nations that "the worst is yet to come." Much of the concern came from th...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The entire Trump klan has refused to wear the medical masks like every intelligent human being in the nation is doing. DJT thinks that he is immune, simply because he is rich, handsome, a Republican, and the Electoral College pr...

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Funny story: As Leicester is plunged back into lockdown Matt Hancock said that the City has plunged before so it can plunge again but he’s confident Leicester folk are plunge resistant.

As Leicester is plunged back into lockdown Matt Hancock said that the City has plunged before so it can plunge again but he’s confident Leicester folk are plunge resistant.

Due to the pernicious impact of previous outbreaks of Leicester’s cultural heritage, such as Showaddywaddy, Engelbert Humperdinck, and Gary Lineker, the Prime Minister has said: ‘We’ll have a ring of steel round the place in hours. We can’t let any o...

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Funny story: Florida Sets The U.S. Record With 10,000 New Coronavirus Cases in Just One Day

Florida Sets The U.S. Record With 10,000 New Coronavirus Cases in Just One Day

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – The young folks in the Plywood State said that they needed to have their suntans, and now thousands of them have much more than just darker skin. The Sunshine State Federation of Doctors told Governor Ron DeSantis that he ne...

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Funny story: CDC Warning to Men with Trophy Wives

CDC Warning to Men with Trophy Wives

Life is not uncomplicated for old men with trophy wives. Such wives are expensive to maintain and can be hard to keep up with. Furthermore, the husband, from time to time, naturally asks himself whether his wife loves him, is faithful, and so on.

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Funny story: The SPL and Aberdeen

The SPL and Aberdeen

With Covid-19 slowing its murderous dance across the world, sports are beginning to start up again, albeit with no spectators. Every sport has been affected in its own unique way: rugby teams, for example, have had to cut down on throwing dwarves aro...

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Funny story: Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

In what's been described as the craziest plan ever hatched, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that, due to the ongoing worries of a Coronavirus 'second wave', and even more embarrassment over his handling of the pandemic, Christmas in the UK...

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Funny story: Hard-partying Coronavirus strain pissed that it ended up in South Dakota

Hard-partying Coronavirus strain pissed that it ended up in South Dakota

After gallivanting around the beaches of Florida, coronavirus strain HKU1 was disappointed to find itself in South Dakota. After hitching a ride on a young party animal who was travelling with college pals, HKU1 was distressed to find out that it ha...

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Gains a Big Sponsor

Major League Baseball Gains a Big Sponsor

NEW YORK CITY – MLB Commissioner Robert Manfred is very happy that America’s favorite pastime will soon be back in full swing. Manfred wants the fans to know that, in keeping with Coronavirus precautions, every safety measure is being taken to ins...

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Funny story: Florida May Have To Close

Florida May Have To Close

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – The governor of Florida has just announced that the Coronavirus pandemic has become so widespread, and so out-of-control, that he is thinking about closing the entire state. Gov. Ron DeSantis, said that he blames himself for...

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Funny story: Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

A new virus with pandemic potential has been discovered by scientists in the home of deadly viruses, China. This virus, they say, originated in pigs. Oink oink. The new discovery comes hot on the trotters of the current Covid-19 pandemic, an...

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Funny story: Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase

Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase

INDIANAPOLIS – A high-ranking official with Burger King has just announced a summertime promotion. Plans are for BK to begin offering customers free Coronavirus medical masks with any purchase of a Burger King product. The masks will come in t...

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Funny story: Snake venom kills Covid-19 virus!

Snake venom kills Covid-19 virus!

A Indian man wandering through his local jungle in India, carrying the coronavirus, failed to keep social distance with a sleeping viper basking in the sun. In fact, the man trod on its tail! In response, the viper made a slightly defensive response,...

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Funny story: Sammy Hagar Pisses Off a Lot of Real Singers

Sammy Hagar Pisses Off a Lot of Real Singers

BISON SPIT, Montana – Former singer, Sammy Hagar, who is 72-going-on-92, has just made what is being considered by many to be the most idiotic, stupid remark regarding the Coronavirus pandemic yet. The Memphis Post-Haste newspaper wrote that even...

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Funny story: Trump Facing Landslide Loss

Trump Facing Landslide Loss

Polls don’t lie. People are protesting in the streets. This biblical-type pandemic is spreading around the world, and Donald Trump is facing a landslide loss in November. Why? The do-nothing guy in the White House did nothing but give his rich friend...

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2020 To Be Played On Nintendo Wii

Wimbledon 2020 To Be Played On Nintendo Wii

It's just been announced that this year's Wimbledon tennis championships WILL go ahead, after all - but not as usual. The Championships, which are, and have been, ever since 1877, staged at the All England Club in London, SW19, will undergo a majo...

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Funny story: Liverpool Players Claim They Were 'Put Off' By Saxophonist

Liverpool Players Claim They Were 'Put Off' By Saxophonist

After the most bizarre Merseyside Derby in living memory at the weekend, players of both Liverpool and Everton say they were "nervous to start with", but became increasingly so when they couldn't concentrate because of the relaxing tunes being played...

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