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Funny story: The Reason Mexico Cancelled All of The Extremely Popular Cinco De Mayo Celebrations

The Reason Mexico Cancelled All of The Extremely Popular Cinco De Mayo Celebrations

MEXICO CITY – (Satire News) – Mexico’s national news agency El Ole News, confirmed that the reason Mexico decided to cancel this year’s national Cinco De Mayo festivities was due to the nation-wide tequila shortage. Humberto Roberto Del Centavo, s…

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Funny story: Disneyland Reopens But With Very Strict Guidelines, Rules, and Regulations

Disneyland Reopens But With Very Strict Guidelines, Rules, and Regulations

ANAHEIM, California – (Satire News) – Executives with Disneyland are thrilled to announce that the world-famous theme park is opening after being closed for 14 months, 3 weeks, and 16 days, due to the Coronavirus. A spokesperson stated that, for o…

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Funny story: Prince Phillip returns from dead as killer coronavirus strain

Prince Phillip returns from dead as killer coronavirus strain

Prince Phillip’s DNA has been isolated from the newest most lethal contagious mutation of the Sars-Cov-2 virus, the virus which causes COVID-19. Dr. Hedd Gupta of Delhi Polytechnic, which made the identification, told our undercover investigative…

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Funny story: Man Has Started To Wear Face Mask In Bed

Man Has Started To Wear Face Mask In Bed

A man who can, ordinarily, be described as 'a bit of a worrier', has recently begun to fret out of all proportion as far as taking precautions over the spread of the Coronavirus are concerned, and has gone to the extraordinary lengths of wearing a fa…

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Funny story: Man Dies After Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine

Man Dies After Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine

There was a major controversy brewing this evening over the potential dangers of refusing a Coronavirus vaccination, after it was announced that a man from Essex who had been offered - and had stubbornly refused - a COVID-19 shot, had subsequently di…

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Funny story: Kansas Shuts Down It’s One and Only Beach During Spring Break

Kansas Shuts Down It’s One and Only Beach During Spring Break

ALFALFA BEACH, Kansas – (Satire News) – The state of Kansas, has decided that in the interest of public safety, it’s lone beach will be shut down during Spring Break. Most Americans had no idea that landlocked Kansas even had a beach. Noted Kan…

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Funny story: Bunch of pricks start war

Bunch of pricks start war

The battle between countries to vaccinate their populations is escalating, with the EU now banning vaccine exports to the UK. They claim that the UK had already banned their own vaccine exports to the EU. "We don't want your pathetic British Oxfor…

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Funny story: New Vaccine Developed That Will Encourage Anti-vaccine Protesters To Take Vaccines

New Vaccine Developed That Will Encourage Anti-vaccine Protesters To Take Vaccines

A major pharmaceutical company has announced that it has developed a new vaccine specifically to treat those people who are suspicious of taking vaccines. The new vaccine, given the name Controlaform, has been developed in rapid time, to meet the…

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Funny story: Governor Newsom caught inside his personal McDonald's with Sausage McMuffin NOT confirmed

Governor Newsom caught inside his personal McDonald's with Sausage McMuffin NOT confirmed

The Governor of California's rules state that the tier color purple does not allow eating inside restaurants. The basic principle here is that covid does not roam as freely in 39% weather on the patio, especially in wind and rain. This conclusi…

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Funny story: San Diego Zoo Apes React Unexpectedly To COVID-19 Jab

San Diego Zoo Apes React Unexpectedly To COVID-19 Jab

The nine apes at San Diego Zoo that were given shots of a COVID-19 vaccine, have responded in a totally unexpected manner, it has been reported, with several of them managing to blurt out the word 'No'. Five orangutans and four chimpanzees were gi…

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Funny story: Introverts Society Endorses Continued Lockdowns

Introverts Society Endorses Continued Lockdowns

Citing concerns that even “double-masking” as recommended by NIAID Director, Dr. Anthony Fauci, may not be fully effective in preventing the spread of the pesky flu-like bug known as COVID-19, Inner World Introverts Society issued a statement endorsi…

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Funny story: Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

President Biden's response to news that Texas and Mississippi will open their states to normal, with no mask mandates, has run into a problem. Biden stated that re-opening at this time is “neanderthal thinking”, plus that it's “critical, critical,…

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Funny story: China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

President Biden is reported considering battle group activity in Chinese waters, or bombing a few cities to respond to the latest international crisis. Analysts suggest the “anal swab imbroglio” has reached unreasonable levels at this time. The…

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Funny story: UK government reveals suspicious plan to ease lockdown

UK government reveals suspicious plan to ease lockdown

Earlier this week, Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced a plan for how the lockdown will finally be lifted in the UK - or at least in the parts he still controls, so only England. The plan is to ease restrictions in stages to minimise the chances o…

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Funny story: Biden Orders All Flagpoles Sawn Down To Half Mast

Biden Orders All Flagpoles Sawn Down To Half Mast

Washington, D.C.- After a stirring and emotionally short speech on Monday, acknowledging half-a-million U.S. Covid-19 deaths, President Biden then ordered a more drastic step, signing into law what officials are calling, The Flagpole Act. After co…

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Funny story: 101 Symptoms That May Mean You've Already Had The Coronavirus

101 Symptoms That May Mean You've Already Had The Coronavirus

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, is still far from being conquered, despite a worldwide roll-out of vaccination programs, but, with many people reporting relatively mild symptoms, it's difficult to know, conclusively, whether we are suffering from COVID-19…

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Funny story: Britain nominated for "Sick Man of Europe"

Britain nominated for "Sick Man of Europe"

Britain is set to reclaim a title it hasn't held since the 1970s - the sick man of Europe. The award is given annually by the European Sickness Bureau (BSE) and in the last few years has been given to Russia, Poland and Turkey. "We're very proud t…

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