Written by Ellis Ian Fields
Print this

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

image for Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?

Hopes are running high that top thinking-man's totty Alice Roberts will finally get her kit off on TV tonight.

In her latest documentary, BBC2's Horizon: Are We Still Evolving? the anatomist, author and broadcaster asks if the human body has finished developing.

Red-haired Dr Roberts has made her name on TV with programmes such as The Incredible Human Journey, Digging For Britain and Wild Swimming. She is also a regular presenter of the popular Coast.

Bernard Frot, chair of an Alice Roberts fan club, said: "This has to be it! This is the one!

"Alice has been coyly leading us on over the last couple of years - flimsy tops on Coast and modest camera angles while she was in her birthday suit in Wild Swimming.

"But tonight she's discussing the evolution of the human body. She will probably show us hers as an example of the perfect modern female form. She surely wouldn't ask another woman to do it.

"I'm a little let down that we weren't appproached to provide an example of the modern male - but Alice must know what she's doing.

"My colleagues and I will certainly be up for Horizon tonight!"

Make Ellis Ian Fields's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.

Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.

Related Stories...


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 multiplied by 1?

7 2 4 3
63 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more