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Thursday, 24 February 2011

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Piers Morgan sitting in his dressing room having a beer just before going on the air.

NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart who is best noted for her role as Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga vampire movies appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight to talk about her upcoming movie with Vanessa Hudgens titled The Twillington Twins Traipse All Over Tokyo.

But before she could talk about that Morgan hijacked the conversation to ask her about her alleged lesbian involvement with Vanessa Hudgens which reportedly took place in Venice Beach.

Stewart looked at Morgan and told him that she was not going to talk about that lesbian allegation anymore and that she was here to talk about her upcoming 'Twins' movie.

Morgan took a sip from his glass of beer and remarked, "Well alrighty then. So tell me Krissy what is this about you and Scarlett Johansson involved in a girl-on-girl action down in Cabo San Lucas (Mexico)?"

Kristen shook her head and commented that she also would not be addressing those Baja California lesbian rumors anymore either.

Piers took another sip from his beer. He paused for a moment and then stated, "So tell me Stewy, what is this I hear about you and Sandra Bullock, Rosie O'Donnell, or Ellen DeGeneres...now you have to pick one of those."

Kristen told Piers that she was not going to talk about anything to do with any rumors of a lesbian nature. And as she leaned forward towards Morgan suddenly her left nipple popped right out of her dress.

Stewart quickly managed to put the wayward nipple back in its rightful place. But by now she was extremely embarrassed. She told Morgan to go to a friggin commercial so that she could compose herself.

Morgan giggled as he took yet another sip from his glass of beer. "Well, then Miss Stewart would you care to address the rumor which I read in Bedroom Pillow Talk yesterday that you were recently observed in a U.S. Senate bathroom allegedly 'bumping missy pissy's' with former speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi.

And with that Kristen Stewart stood up, took off her microphone, and told Piers Morgan that he could kiss her badonkadonk (buttola) goodbye as she was walking off his set.

Morgan went to a commercial and when he returned he took a sip from his glass of beer and informed his viewers that for the remaining 25 minutes of the show he was going to be interviewing himself.

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