President Obama expressed optimism about his new business selling Amway products from a small room in the White House.
"I was going to make this into a "man cave" but this idea is much more productive. Vitamins, dish soap, deodorant, we'll have it all! At rock bottom prices too!" said the President in a very excited voice.
The President assured everyone that all the money he makes will go to paying off the debt run up under his administration. He also promised that Vice President Joe Barman would be helping sell the products to "several of his supporters" in areas of Pennsylvania.
The President made it clear that "Anyone could sell these fine Amway products. Heck, they practically sell themselves." He then wittily quipped "I wish I could say the same for my Healthcare Bill!"
The President offered to explain how to sell the products to anyone who wanted to find out about setting up a franchise. In fact, he encouraged all Americans to look into Amway franchises.
He added "I like to say 'YES WE CAN . . . wash our dishes with a biodegradable soap that's mild on our skin yet makes our dishes sparkling clean!"