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Saturday, 22 January 2011

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"Hello, Crimebotch? It's my dodgy boyfriend....."

Bristol - (Whodunnit): She's the weekend red tops' favorite for grassing up the Dutch boyfriend to Bristol cops.

And she's gone to ground during Vincent Tabak's police interrogation, extended by another 30 hour warrant on Friday.

Family sources today denied Daily Smearer reports saying pretty blond 34 year-old financial analyst Tanja Morson may have pointed the finger on a Crimebotch hotline about Jo Yeates' murder.

Tabak and Morson have lived next door to tragic Jo and her boyfriend Greg Reardon for nearly two years.

Neighbors have spoken about the paper-thin partition wall dividing the properties where bedroom sounds regularly bounced off next door's rooms.

The two couples apparently didn't socialise despite both Jo and Vincent being architects and working in similar parts of town.

"The chemistry just wasn't there," Clifton Triangle resident Ruby Cockroach insisted in a press call this morning.

"Besides, they're vegetarian and Vince's a meat man through and through."

Christopher Jefferies is still on bail.

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