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Tuesday, 8 February 2011

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New Orleans' world famous Hotel Ooh La La. (Photo courtesy of Ellen DeGeneres).

NEW ORLEANS - The Vampire Dairies duo of Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev flew down to New Orleans, aka The Big Easy, and checked into the highly exquisite Hotel Ooh La La.

Somerhalder has stayed there on several occasions whereas this was Dobrev's first time staying at the hotel that the great Italian actress Sophia Loren once called 'The Grand Hotel of Conception.'

Noted Hollywood writer of the stars, Cornwallis Stickerfix wrote in his book The Kids of The Extremely Famous Celebs of Tinsel Town that more children of Hollywood celebrities have been conceived at the Hotel Ooh La La than in any other hotel in the entire world, and that includes Tokyo's Saki Saki Hotel, Rome's Villa La Gina Lollobrigida, The Bloomin Begonia Blooms Hotel in London, and Hollywood's Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel.

Somerhalder and Dobrev have been constantly hounded by the press about their relationship. In the past 32-year-old Ian, a native of Louisiana has dated Kate Bosworth, Nicky Hilton, and Ashley Greene.

Nina who is only 22 has not really dated much since she has really decided to focus on her acting career.

Ian has remarked that he was not happy that the supermarket tabloid Say What? has printed in three different issues that Nina Dobrev is expecting his child.

The third article even stated that Dobrev had been told by her dentist that she was going to have triplets. She called up her dentist and asked him how in the world he figured that she was even pregnant much less going to have triplets. He blushed and replied that he had read it in the Say What? rival tabloid Grapevine Yakking.

Nina Dobrev has admitted that yes she may have gained a pound or two, but that she is most definitely not pregnant since she has been celibate for the past two months and even if her and Ian did do the do or vavavoom as they say in Upper Texas (Oklahoma) she would make sure that Ian wore a condom and perhaps two, in order to be doubly sure.

Dobrev disclosed that guest stars who will be appearing on this season's episodes of The Vampire Dairies include Ashley Tisdale, Miranda Cosgrove, Boo Boo Stewart, Ines Sainz, Brenda Song, and River Viiperi.

Ian Somerhalder stated elatedly to Left Coast Mirror Magazine that he has been signed to appear in two, as yet unnamed, sequels to Nina Dobrev's movies, 'The Naked Nubiles of Nevada,' and 'The Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens.'

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