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Monday, 24 January 2011

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Spa owners facing their own pics being taken

Los Angeles police have traced a calendar that sold on the streets for $25 back to it's source at a Los Angeles Spa, called "Take It Off!"

Apparently the spa was secretly snapping photos of anyone famous that came by and gave out free first sessions to show off their business to get some of those sexy young ladies who are always out there looking to become famous,

"You could go to the "Take It Off!" Spa and they would help you take off some pounds whenever you needed it", stated Alicia McCall, who had been coming to the Spa since it opened five years ago.

That was also when the special calendars of the stars in their thongs and less began to appear, but were never traced back to their source because of the photo shopping away of backgrounds and even clothing at times. Police finally got a break when a fired former employee squealed on the prosperous owners.

"They did OK with the Spa", stated Sergeant Arnold Letters of the L.A. Police. "But they made most of their money on calendars and selling pics to tabloids.

As the present, no one has told us who are in the other ten months of their 2011 Calendar but we did learn that both Nina Dobrev and Candice Accola were in it and that there were two full pages of shots at the back of the calendars.

"You lost more than pounds there", stated another former customer who admitted that she was trying to get into show biz but hadn't yet succeeded. "You lost your dignity."

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