Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's ass was probably the most photographed thing at the recent marriage between Prince William and her sibling, was both hurt and disappointed in the readers and writers for the site.
"I've read material there from time to time. I remember thousands of stories about Britney Spears' vagina and Paris Hilton's vagina and SuBo's vagina and Michelle Obama's vagina. None of the dominant stories, however, even mention my vagina."
"There are pieces about my dress, my ass ("It's Appropriate That The Best Caboose in England Follows The Train"), Prince Harry trying to pick me up, William trying to pick me up, my being so hot I turned Elton John straight, Prince Charles trying to pick me up, my dress outshining my sister, and even the flower children being jealous of me. There is nothing, however, about my vagina."
For the information of The Spoof! writers, Miss Middleton offered the following: "If it will help you write these stories, I keep a Brazilian wax with a slight landing strip and I'm proud to be tight. There isn't a piercing or tattoo down there and I prefer wearing thong panties."
With that information, lots of Pippa's vagina stories are sure to follow!