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Tuesday, 10 May 2011

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A photo of "Vampire" one of Nina Dobrev's dogs. (Photo by Ke$ha).

VENICE BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Robert Pattinson and the star of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder were having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steak House.

The two were discussing the possibility of appearing in an interplanetary space adventure-spy drama-zombie film to be directed by England's highly respected Sir Sherwood St. Chamberlain who recently filmed the well received The Titanic V - The Final Bloomin' Chapter which starred Boo Boo Stewart and Pixie Lott.

RPattz asked ISo how things were going between him and his lovely girlfriend Nina Dobrev. He replied that things were great and that the two had been doing a lot of cuddling, caressing, canoodling, and traveling lately.

He said that they have really been racking up the frequent flyer miles. Pattinson asked how he felt about the report that had just been put out by Bedroom Pillow Talk that Nina was thinking about appearing in a nude spread in PlayGuy Magazine.

Somerhalder, put down his bottle of Coors Light, and said that he really did not like the idea at all. He leaned over towards RPattz and expressed that he is kind of old-fashioned and that he really did not like the fact that millions of guys would be gazing at his girlfriends hooters, not to mention her (blank), and her (blank).

RPattz asked ISo if he could whisper in his ear what exactly he meant by the two (blanks). Somerhalder laughed and told Rob what the two (blanks) were.

Meanwhile BPT was reporting that Nina Dobrev was shopping down on Beverly Hills' Rodeo Drive for some new bright red lipstick to wear for the nude photo shoot.

Bedroom Pillow Talk learned that the photographer who will be shooting the Nina Dobrev layout will be Picasso Mandolin who has just been named 'The World's Greatest Photographer.'

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