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Sunday, 1 May 2011

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Bundles of joy were delivered to Mariah and Nick

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that he was happy, and that this was the greatest day in his life.

Unnamed sources within the hospital revealed that one of the children has been named Pippa, after the sister of Kate Middleton. Pippa Middleton and her posterior were the stars of the Royal Wedding on Friday. Cannon confirmed this information and said that he did it so that "my son can do that whole boy named Sue thing."

There were multiple rumors about the name of the girl. They varied from "Bootylicious" to "Fanny" (both obviously other Pippa references).

When asked how he felt again playing second fiddle to his babies (as he always gets upstaged by his talented and more successful spouse), Cannon replied that "I'm the most talented person on America's Got Talent and I got a hell of a lot bigger household income than you!"

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