There were 1,284 spoof news stories published in June 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Jennifer Aniston Naked & Nude For Water Advert
Jennifer Aniston is showing the world that she's over her well-publicised split from Brad Pitt by exposing her own well-publicised split to the world in an advert for bottled water.
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Threatens to Whack Ron Paul
June 14th 2007 (WASHINGTON) In an unprecedented move to silence Ron Paul, Guiliani was overheard talking with Tony Soprano in front of his campaign headquarters.
Read full storySpice Girls Reunion Tour Dates and Ticket Information Announced
The Spice Girls, a 90's girl group, have announced plans for a reunion concert tour. The thirteen city winter tour will cover North America, Europe, Asia, and the Pacific Islands.
Read full storyParis Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"
The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...
Read full storyBritney Spears Flashes Huge Gross Nipples
Britney Spears was today back in the news for giving maximum exposure -- this time, to her nipples. Having flashed every other body part, Britney's nipples have requested equal exposure and have jiggled for freedom twice in the last week.
Read full storyClassic Disney porn being auctioned
During the production of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves," animators at Disney distributed a pornographic booklet entitled "Snow White and the Seven Truckdrivers," according to biographer Ward Kimball.
Read full storyBlair unveils London 2012 Olympic swastika logo
London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has unveiled the official London 2012 Oympic logo in the 'style and title' of a Nazi swastika.
Read full storyPamela Anderson's Silicone gel boobs leak
Our Hollywood insiders confirm that Pamela Under-Sun's size 42 boobs have 'deflated'. The much-admired assets have shrunk down to a meagre 28,their actual measure.
Read full storySanjaya Sister Shyamali Malakar Latest Nude Playboy Playmate
Months after their fifteen minutes of fame ended, Sanjaya and Shyamali Malakar are back in the news. Shyamali has agreed to pose nude in Playboy magazine, while brother Sanjaya has agreed to do her hair for the shoot. Both rocketed to fame due to...
Read full storyHarry Potter 7 Secrets Revealed
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is not scheduled for release until mid July. Hackers have been trying to break into the publishing company's computers to get the secrets to the new book, while thieves have tried to break into the building f...
Read full storyWaffen SS sues London Olympics Commitee
In London today, remaining members of the Waffen SS sued the 2012 London Olympics committee for copyright infringement.
Read full storyPamela Anderson Gets Naked To Promote Lapdancing Laplanders and Protect Furry Muffs
Notorious pneumatic-boobed ageing babe Pamela Anderson wants to open a chain of strip joints in her native Lapland. No stranger to getting her wobbling wangers out at every opportunity, including her kids sports days, Pammie has claimed she wants to...
Read full storyParis Hilton Endorses Ron Paul
Lynwood, CA. In a surprisingly candid interview with MSNBC's Matt Lauer, Paris Hilton today announced her endorsement of Ron Paul's (R-TX) candidacy. Speaking from a jail pay phone to Lauer, who was in New York City, Hilton explained she was...
Read full storyCelebrity Big Brother Danielle Speaks Out On Current Crop Of Dimwits
Celebrity Big Brother housemate Danielle Lloyd has spoken out about current dimwitted participants Charley and Chanelle.
Read full storyWorld's Ugliest Dog Crown Revoked; "Dog" revealed as Mexican Sewer Rat
Petaluma, California - Scandal broke out at the annual Marin-Sonoma County Fair's World's Ugliest Dog competition last Friday. As officials had to revoke the Crown awarded to "Elwood," then believed to be a 2-year-old crossbreed mix...
Read full storyHarry Potter and The Sex, Dugs and Rock and Roll
Millionaire Author JK Rowling shocked fans last night by announcing her plans to "Sex Up" her award winning Harry Potter series.
Read full storyFirst Big Brother Gay Kiss Leads to First Gay Sex
During a carefully engineered game of "Truth or Dare" the two gays in the Big Brother house were egged into the houses' first full-on gay kiss, including tongues, slobbering and groping.
Read full storyParis Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King
An emergency summit was called by theologians, philosophers, media watch dogs, political campaigners and clergy persons to try and figure out this whole Paris Hilton phenomenon. There just seems to be no earthly explanation to this Paris fervor. So...
Read full story'Mile-high UFO' spotted by British airline pilot
Channel Islands - (Rioters): A British airline pilot has reported the first sighting of a mile-high club UFO over the Channel Islands.
Read full storyParis Hilton strip searched, fails drug test
California - (Ass Mess): Hours after being brought back to jail on Judge Sauer's orders petulant socialite Paris Hilton has failed a mandatory drug test after a standard strip search made prison officers suspicious about her toxicity.
Read full storyRon Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal
Ron Paul, a second-tier candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, was purchased today by the Blackstone Group in a private equity transaction estimated to be worth $6 billion.
Read full storyDoctor Fanny and Britney's vagina
Top gynaecologist Dr Fanny Hole has hit out at the ignorance shown by the critics of Britney Spears's 'vagina' pictures.
Read full storyBrittany Murphy Loses Weight, and Respect
LOS ANGELES - The results are in. After 1 day of research at the University Hospital Center of Tirana in Tirana, Albania, scientists finally discovered that due to heavy drug abuse, Brittney Murphy's acting talent has officially deceased. "Alth...
Read full storyAbstinence Program Fails; Bush Sets Puberty Age at 18
A Study commissioned by Congress promoting abstinence only programs has proven completely ineffective in preventing or delaying teenagers from having sexual intercourse. Therefore, President Bush has set the minimum age for puberty at 18 for all U.S...
Read full storyWoman Thrown Out of Jail Trying to Sneak Paris Hilton Pictures
Lynwood Calif. A female paparazzi was thrown out of the, Century Regional Detention Facility, now known as, "THE PARIS HILTON", today when it was discovered she was an imposter posing as a prisoner that was suppose to serve 30 days.
Read full storyHusband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister
Spokane WA: Bill and Millie Roth, married 20 years discovered today that they share the same father. The Roth's were having DNA tests to discover who was more compatible for their 18 year old son who needed a kidney transplant. The DNA results, w...
Read full storyAishwarya Rai asked to promote new vibrating condom
Madhya Pradesh, India - (Ass Mess): Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai has been asked to help promote a new vibrating condom as part of the Asian International Safe Sex campaign launched today.
Read full storyExcessive Masturbation Leads to Growth of Extra Finger
While masturbation may not lead to blindness or the growth of hair on one's palms, as people have been told for hundreds, likely thousands of years, excessive masturbation appears to be linked to the growth of an extra digit on the primary hand u...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...
Read full storyTinned fish giants produces Tuna-friendly dolphin
Tinned fish giants have today announced their intention to start producing a range of tinned dolphin products which will all carry the label 'tuna friendly'.
Read full storyBeware of Deadly Beach Sand Holes
According a recent report in the "New England Journal of Medicine" more people have been killed at beaches by sand holes than by sharks.
Read full storyNew Clear Footage of the Loch Ness Monster Taken
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - New clear footage was taken of the Loch Ness Monster. Lab technician Gordon Holmes, 55, from Shipley, Yorkshire claims to have taken the photos while preparing to film his nude girlfriend standing before the famous Loch...
Read full storyParis Hilton bulimic?
Twin Towers, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Shrinks at the Twin Towers jail psych ward have reported that Paris Hilton may be bulimic and could have carefully hidden her addition to self-purging for over a decade. The petulant heiress has spent two ni...
Read full storyBlake Lewis Named the Real Winner of American Idol
In a surprising turn of events, it was announced Wednesday that 25-year old Blake Lewis was the actual winner of American Idol.
Read full storyEastEnders Dawn In Baby Birth Terror
EastEnders Kara Tointon gives the performance of her life during tonight's episode of the miserable soap when the star, who plays Dawn, gives birth to a bouncing baby boy that is a hideous replica of bog-eyed
Read full storyWorld of Warcraft Player Loses Virginity - In Real World!
FALMOUTH, MA - 08/06/07. Players of Blizzard's popular online game, "World of Warcraft" were today reeling from the news that one of their brethren had lost their virginity - in the real world.
Read full storyAtlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick Admits Staging Bum Fights
SURRY, Va. -- Federal law enforcement officials serving a search warrant at Michael Vick's home investigating dog fighting allegations came up empty handed today. State police had assisted investigators from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the…
Read full storyNicole Richie's Court Case in Peril Over Paris Hilton Debacle
Any celebrities or public personalities with cases pending against them better plan on packing their bags for incarceration in response to Paris Hilton's early release. Speculation is, prosecutors will be over compensating their cases, loaded fo...
Read full story"There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave
Deceased puppet master, wiry ginger bloke and children's entertainer Rod Hull has sensationally contacted Emu from beyond the grave.
Read full storyKate Middleton seen fumbling in William's private quarters
London - (Ass mess): To the rapturous joy of the 2,250,000+ gullible morons who make up the readership of the Mail on Sunday, former royal slapper Kate Middleton has been reported today as "disappearing up the Prince's private quarters&quo...
Read full storyBig Brother Chanelle To Replace Posh In Spice Girls Reunion
After initial reports hinted that the Spice Girls were now broke, there was more news today on their unfortunate reunion when it emerged that Chanelle, the Posh Spice lookalike from the current
Read full storyHomeopathic Doughnut Diet May Cure Obesity
Winston-Salem, North Carolina - Nutritionists at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have discovered a promising side-effect that could help cure the obesity epidemic in the US. Apparently, eating only a few sprinkles from the top of a doughnut triggers a natura...
Read full storyVegas Going Broke as Ron Paul's Odds Improve!
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Las Vegas - From sea to shining sea, Las Vegas has been the one place in America that has seen a profit through both good economic situations and bad, but Las Vegas is going broke as Ron Paul's odds move from 200 to 1 15 to...
Read full storyJessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!
(Hollywood--CA) In front of a gathering of reporters at the Regent-Beverly Wilshire hotel, Jessica Simpson calmly said: "I'm about to drop a bomb." After a second, there was a loud windbreak. "And now the news. I have a 180 I.Q.&q...
Read full storyFat People Rise Up in Fury at Fat People Jokes
FALMOUTH, MA - 19/06/07. Fatties across the world have risen up in anger at the constant jokes made about their chunky stature. The wobbly food scoffers have put down their KFC buckets to speak out against the humour often aimed at their lardy bellie...
Read full storyDune Fremen Unhappy on Earth
After being evacuated from their doomed home planet, Arrakis, the Fremen of Dune fame are not adjusting well to their new lives as Kentucky race horse beeders. It appears they can't distinguish a horse from a mule.
Read full storyVictoria Beckham Paralysed After Airport Security Incident
Posh Spice Victoria Beckham has been paralysed after a security incident at LA international airport today. In the horrifying accident Victoria was asked to remove her 7 inch high trademark heels as she passed through a security device.
Read full storySee The Tattoo Lady
HOLLYWOOD -- Once only at the sideshow, and now on every Hollywood piece of female meat -- I give you one more tattooed lady. This one's an up and coming Angelina Jolie carbon would-be copier.
Read full storyBig Brother Emily To Sue Channel 4 In Racial Discrimination Row
Expelled Big Brother housemate Emily Parr has threatened Channel 4 with court action over her ousting from the House last week.
Read full storyParis Hilton Feels Humiliated
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Paris Hilton, after kicking, screaming, and whining all the way to jail said that she was extremely humiliated and that people should be paying attention to important things like the War in Iraq and the men and wo...
Read full storyChastity Ring Teen promotes Chastity Belt
A GIRL of 16, fighting a ban that forbids her from wearing a ring to school that symbolizes her commitment to chastity, has now withdrawn her High Court action after criticisms that the legal action is an wasteful challenge to human rights legislatio...
Read full storyEmily Parr was C4 Big Brother Stooge
Following the spectacle that was Celebrity Big Brother, sparked by racist Jade Goody, Channel 4 lost its lucrative sponsorship deal with the Carphone Whorehouse. C4 was also forced to make no money from the voting and given a stern slap on the wrist...
Read full storyCambodian Dictator Wins 'Britain's Got Talent' TV Show
A Cambodian dictator, thought to have died in 1998, has been declared the winner of the dreadful TV variety show Britain's Got Talent after his stirring rendition of the operatic favourite Nessun Dorma
Read full storySpice Girls reunion tour
The former girl group, the Spice Girls, have unfortunately been tempted out of retirement by the promise of £10 million each for a 25-date 'farewell' tour.
Read full storyParis Hilton Gets iPhone; Hackers Gunning For Her
Paris Hilton has been seen using a new iPhone from Apple in recent paparazzi photos. Hilton previously got public attention for her digital device when hackers downloaded contact info from her cell phone back in 200...
Read full storyMadeleine McCann To Be Written into Harry Potter Novel
Missing British 4 year old Madeleine McCann will be hurriedly written into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows before its release date next month, J.K Rowling has confirmed today.
Read full storyBritney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Feircely Jealous Over Paris Hilton Coverage.
Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are fuming mad over all the press and worldwide media attention Paris Hilton's court appearances and subsequent incarceration have garnered.
Read full storyParis Hilton Fires Talent Agent!
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jail - Paris Hilton, after landing in jail again, has fired her talent agent. Michael Donkis, said on Tuesday that the 26-year-old socialite "is no longer a client of Endeavor," and her manager's office confirmed...
Read full storyDisney making cartoon of Aishwarya Rai's fairytale life
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): The Walt Disney movie company is to make a cartoon of the magical life of green-eyed Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai from her Indian beauty queen roots through to her Miss World Title and onto her stellar career as the queen of B...
Read full storyPol Pot Wins Britain's Got Talent
The ex Cambodian PM shockingly won the Britain's Got Talent show last night. 2 million viewers voted for the tenor after his rendition of Nessun Dorma.
Read full storyBookies' frenzy on Aishwarya and Abhishek's twin girls' names
Mumbai - (Ass Mess): A frenzy of betting has begun on the likely names that Bollywood megastars Aishwarya Rai and husband Abhishek Bachchan are likely to give their twin daughters that are said to be already on their way for a late January/early Feb...
Read full storyParis Hilton's Vagina Infects Entire Prison Population
Lynwood Ca. Paris Hilton was released from the Century Regional Detention Center yesterday 20 days short of her 23 day sentence. Officials cited unspecified medical reasons for her early release.
Read full storyVote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World
A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...
Read full storyBarack Obama Launches Fragrance for Fundraising
Barack Obama, a leading Democratic candidate for President in 2008, announced today that he will sell a new cologne to boost his campaign finances.
Read full storyMcDonald's-Monsanto merger, Ronald out
New York - The McDonald's and Monsanto corporations announced today that they have reached agreement on terms leading to a merger of the two industry leaders. The new entity, to be called "McSanto", will be a "comp...
Read full storyIran Orders Death to Porn Stars: Screech in Hiding
On Wednesday Iran's parliament voted in favor of a bill that calls for the execution of all persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies.
Read full storyRussian crap sculpture used as bait to bust Abramovich
London - (Ass Mess): In one of the biggest sting operations ever mounted against foreign organised crime dozens of huge crappy sculptures by rubbish Russian artists (sic) are being staged on display in Regent's Park this week.
Read full storyEddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor
Hollywood, California - Spending his Father's Day quietly waiting by the phone, not trusting his cell phone for fear he will lose the signal, in his Beverly Hills mansion. Not having slept for days since the blood test was taken last Friday to de...
Read full storySpice Girls To Reunite
1990s common-as-muck Pop Slags, the Spice Girls have announced that they plan to reunite later this year. The "ladies" will announce a number of gigs throughout the UK sometime this week.
Read full storyCoronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond
The Coronation Street star Les Battersby has been confirmed as the actor chosen to be the new James Bond. The news comes close on the heels of Battersby's sacking from the soap after abusing fans...
Read full storyIsle Of Man TT Race Is Safer Than Pulling-On Your Underpants - Claim
The Isle of Man TT gets under way this weekend amid the usual calls for it to be scrapped, but statistics just out show that it isn't nearly as dangerous as some people seem to think.
Read full storyU2's Larry Mullen Jr, Noel Gallagher and the Corrs to represent Ireland in Eurovision 2008
Ireland has won the Eurovision song contest a record 7 times but were both humbled and humiliated this time around when the Irish entry 'They cant stop the spring' came last, amassing a grand total of five points thanks to Albania, a nation n...
Read full storyQE2 sold to become floating brothel in Dubai
London - (Ass mess): Now the carnival really is over for the luxury Cunard liner the QE2 as its owners the Carnival Group has announced that it has been sold to the Dubai World Company to become a floating brothel moored off the Palm Jumeirah develop...
Read full storyBig Brother George Galloway Hurt In Attack At Glasgow Airport
Respect MP George Galloway has made allegations to police that he was manhandled by ruffians in a sectarian attack at Glasgow Airport on Sunday.
Read full storyParis Hilton To Pose Nude For Playboy
Starlet and former inmate Paris Hilton will spend her second week out of jail posing for Hugh Hefner and Playboy. The personality and party girl has accepted a large offer to appear nude in the pages of the magazine. When asked why she was allowi...
Read full storySmall Animal Adoption Agency finds tiny Baby on Doorstep
GLASGOW - Wee Companions, a not-for-profit organization that specializes in finding homes for small animals, took in a unique guest on Friday.
Read full storyMedia Producing Mixed Messages on Ron Paul; Voters Confused
With interest in the presidential primaries heating up among the electorate, television viewers are tuning in the major news networks to find out which candidate the media has chosen for them to vote for in the presidential primaries. However, more...
Read full storyRon Paul Wins Democratic Debate
Ron Paul pulled off a surprise victory in the debate between Democratic presidential candidates on June 3rd in New Hampshire.
Read full story$500,000.00 Bounty for First Paris Hilton Jail Pictures
The National Enquirer, Globe and various other tabloid newspapers have put out a bounty for the first Paris Hilton jail pictures. The paparazzi are drooling all over themselves trying to figure out a way to dig their claws into the "money shot&q...
Read full storySheffield United Reinstated To Premier League, Must Change Nickname - Ruling
Sheffield United, the team relegated from the Premier League on the last day of the season in May, are to be reinstated into the top flight, TheSpoof has learned.
Read full storyWomen Gives Birth To Alligator. Ends Up In Coma
Topeka KS: Helen Nickerson was excited about the birth of her new baby. She and her husband Todd Nickerson have tried for years to have a baby with no luck. The help of a fertility clinic allowed their dreams to come true.
Read full storySony Brings Out Violent New PS3 Game Set In Vatican
Following condemnation from the Church Of England of the new bloodbath PS3 game set around Manchester Cathedral, game giants Sony have today revealed plans to bring out a new war game set within the holy confines of the Vatican.
Read full storyBush's Rolex stolen in Albania
Tirana - (Ass Mess): President Bush's much admired limited edition platinum Rolex wristwatch has been stolen during a hand-shaking walkabout in the Albanian capital of Tirana today.
Read full storyHull City And The Curse Of Death
Championship side Hull City have lost out at the eleventh hour in an audacious bid to bring the Brazilian World Cup football star Juninho to their KC Stadium - due to an ANCIENT CURSE. The deadly curse is thought to be one that affects 'once decen...
Read full storyEngland Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations
Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.
Read full storyHarry Potter Ending Revealed By Factory Worker
Los Angeles (Reuterus) Apparently the ending of J.K. Rowling's final book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, could not stay a secret for long.
Read full storyPolice Investigate Audacious Theft Of Queen's Handbag
Police from Scotland Yard are investigating the theft of Her Majesty the Queen's handbag which was taken whilst the monarch was attending the Trooping the Colour on Saturday morn...
Read full storyEastEnders Phil Mitchell Decides Not To Marry Stella
The scriptwriters, production staff and actors of BBC1's EastEnders have pulled out all the stops this week, with a gripping storyline involving domestic violence, misery, child abuse, murder and a little bit
Read full storyIndoor Olympic Games announced
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that in addition to the traditional Summer and Winter Olympics, there will be a competition held for Indoor sports. Sports are expected to include darts, snooke...
Read full storyParis Hilton Surrenders, Strip Search Tapes to be Released
Lynwood Calif. Paris Hilton surrendered herself to the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department Sunday night at 11:30 pm. Paris was booked into The Century Regional Detention Facility one day earlier than ordered by a Los Angeles judge.
Read full storyBookface man sues Facebook for copyright infringement
A man from East Sussex, UK, is suing social networking internet giant Facebook for copyright infringement after claiming that the company had stolen the web-based 'social unity' concept from his own life. Tim Weiny, 62, has been wearing a bo...
Read full storyRoyal Ascot confirms Kate Middleton blacklisted
Berkshire - (Ass Mess): Security sources at Royal Ascot racecourse have admitted today that Kate Middleton and a raft of other persona non grata individuals will not gain admittance to the prestigeous five day event scheduled to start on Tuesday 19th...
Read full storyCoe spills beans on Olympic Mascot
LONDON, UK - 4/6/07 - Lord Coe, ebullient with the success of the 2012 Olympic Logo, today showed this lucky reporter a sneak preview of the Olympic's mascot - Fingy the Finger.
Read full storyBNP link up with Channel 4 to Unearth New Political Talent
Channel 4 chiefs have commissioned a new show aimed at putting young adults back in touch with politics.
Read full storyJudge Sets Execution Date for Paris Hilton
Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was not amused with all the gyrations going on with the Paris Hilton incarceration and subsequent early release granted by Sheriff Lee Bacca. In fact he was really pissed. The judge said the sheriffs department h...
Read full storyRemote-controlled cockroach found in White House
(Washington, DC) Life imitating art imitating life was the general consensus among visitors to the White House Friday when word leaked of the discovery of a cyborg cockroach near the West Wing.
Read full storyMagic: The Gathering replacing chess for cerebral strategy games
(Renton, WA) Since its release in 1994, the trading card game Magic: The Gathering has been a huge success, even spawning an online version in 2002. Several other similar games such as Pokemon have shown lesser success.
Read full storyYouTube Censors Ron Paul Videos
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - In an effort to block, or at least slow down Ron Paul's extreme popularity on the internet, YouTube has been delaying videos meant for Ron Paul's Iowa Straw Poll campaign. This is only one small part of...
Read full storyArchbishop to excommunicate Kate Middleton over royal abortion allegation
Lambeth Palace - (Ass Mess): Ecclesiastical sources are said to be livid today following the leaking of reports that Prince William's ex-girlfriend may have had an abortion rather than suffer a lifetime of mothering a new Anti-Christ.
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