Paris Hilton Gets iPhone; Hackers Gunning For Her

Funny story written by Warren Redlich

Thursday, 28 June 2007

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Apple's next iPhone - the Paris Hilton iBox

Paris Hilton has been seen using a new iPhone from Apple in recent paparazzi photos. Hilton previously got public attention for her digital device when hackers downloaded contact info from her cell phone back in 2005.

Now that she's got a new cell phone, hacker groups across the world are reportedly at work trying to get in. However, some of the most prominent hackers have come out against such attempts. "Getting into that box is so easy, real hackers wouldn't bother trying," said LoD hacker iWnt4Dks. Others expressed concern that it would be too difficult since the iPhone runs a Mac OS.

Steve Jobs responded to inquiries by noting that Apple gave the celebrity a special cherry red iPhone as part of a test to see what colors might do well in various markets. He expressed confidence that hackers would not be able to bust Paris Hilton's cherry. Some reported that she already lost it, but Jobs attributed that to internet rumor mongers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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