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Thursday, 14 June 2007

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Jennifer Aniston is showing the world that she's over her well-publicised split from Brad Pitt by exposing her own well-publicised split to the world in an advert for bottled water.

In the advert which has been censored for TV viewing, Jen romps totally naked with a bottle of Smartwater while being doused with waves of the foamy liquid. The full uncut version can be seen at cinemas after Friday.

Jen's agent released a terse statement saying that Jen was happy to be still able to do this type of stuff at her age bearing in mind that she doesn't have stretchmarks or tattoos.

The bottled water is expected to become a market leader in America following release of the adverts, however the reception in the UK has been lukewarm, with one leading supermarket group commenting, "Right, water, yeah, like we don't have enough of the stuff here already, it's bucketing down every day and that's just the Summer."

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