Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 12 June 2007

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Aishwarya is famous for her emerald green eyes

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): The Walt Disney movie company is to make a cartoon of the magical life of green-eyed Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai from her Indian beauty queen roots through to her Miss World Title and onto her stellar career as the queen of Bollywood it has been announced today.

With a provisional working title of 'Foretold in the Stars: the fairytale life of Aishwarya Rai' the cartoon will be made in conjunction with a Bollywood film company, Yash Raj Films, in the Hindi language.

The movie will feature the voices of Bollywood stars such as Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor and will be packed with Bollywood-style songs and dancing.

Production starts later in the year and the script remains a tightly-knit guarded although insider sources say 'it is no secret that Aishwarya Rai is a major contributor to the plotlines'.

"Of course the cartoon will feature a very happy ending! But we are going well beyond Aishwarya's magical wedding to Abhishek Bachchan.

"Those rumors of her twin daughters being born on St Valentine's Day 2008 may not be so far off the mark!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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