Written by ChillerBaggins

Thursday, 28 June 2007

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HOLLYWOOD -- Once only at the sideshow, and now on every Hollywood piece of female meat -- I give you one more tattooed lady. This one's an up and coming Angelina Jolie carbon would-be copier.

"Transformers" star Megan Fox, who has "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies" tattooed on her left back.

Do these female performers think that we, a male audience (and some female) want to "Read" their body during NUDE love scenes? No Way Hoza!

And will they be in historical context? "Go Lakers" on your butt if you are in an old Mex-e-co band-eetoe talkie.

Max Factor to the rescue once again. But these days with wide screen and extreme close-ups, you can literally "see" the pores in the skin. So, how do you blot out a tattoo-tattoo?

Body double?

So, what? You're saying that's NOT REALLY your bare ass butt? And I just wasted $xx on a ticket.

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