Sony Brings Out Violent New PS3 Game Set In Vatican

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Monday, 11 June 2007

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Following condemnation from the Church Of England of the new bloodbath PS3 game set around Manchester Cathedral, game giants Sony have today revealed plans to bring out a new war game set within the holy confines of the Vatican.

"Half Pro-Life" is set in an apocalyptic future where pro-abortionists and anti-abortionists battle it out in a futuristic war of good and evil including gaining control over blood-sucking zombies, giant spiders and baying crowds.

Murderous priests and assassin nuns feature heavily in the uber-violent game, along with alarmingly difficult to defeat Swiss guards who jealously guard scythe-chariot popemobiles.

In a bid to capture the growing market a flood of religion based games have infiltrated the market including Command and Conquer-Vatican Wars, Microsoft Cathedral Simulator, Xcommunicate-the Threat, Jesuit-Armed and Dangerous and Windows Vista Ultimate Edition-Pray it Will Run.

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