Written by carina-eta

Tuesday, 19 June 2007

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Britney's left nipple makes another dash for freedom

Britney Spears was today back in the news for giving maximum exposure -- this time, to her nipples. Having flashed every other body part, Britney's nipples have requested equal exposure and have jiggled for freedom twice in the last week.

The huge dark brown dinner-plate sized nipples did the rounds of the paparazzi at around luchtime yesterday.

One traumatised eye-witness said,"I thought she had been shoplifting soup-bowls at first, then I realised I was looking at her nipples."

Another witness has described how a shadow seemed to cross the sun as Britney's vast saucer-like nipples strained out of her dress as her strap conveniently slipped as she crossed the street.

"I nearly tripped over them," said a disgusted security guard.

A burger seller is reportedly suing the star for lost business during the afternoon. " No-one could eat them after her nipples fell out," he commented miserably.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Britney Spears




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