Written by Kick-Butt Moron

Sunday, 17 June 2007


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Our Hollywood insiders confirm that Pamela Under-Sun's size 42 boobs have 'deflated'. The much-admired assets have shrunk down to a meagre 28,their actual measure.

The 'busty' blonde is no longer what she was when her balls were in 'full blossom' in videos of whose genres we all know.

It all started when the blondie was sunbathing on a beach wearing a football-fashioned bikini. Just then turned up a hunk who mistook the 'balls' for 'footballs' and launched them up in Beckham fashion[No relation whatsoever]

The sleeping Pammie suddenly woke up to find her 'silicone' pieces [masterpieces for some] reduced to 'silly-cones'.

Pammie is said to be very upset about her comparisons with Keira K-Nightley and also the fact that Katie What Price a.k.a. Jordan whose assets are as big as the country of the same name becoming the sole leader.

When people were asked about the story, they said that it was 'all-balls'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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