Written by Cal Jennings

Thursday, 14 June 2007

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Paris Trying to Act Serious

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jail - Paris Hilton, after landing in jail again, has fired her talent agent. Michael Donkis, said on Tuesday that the 26-year-old socialite "is no longer a client of Endeavor," and her manager's office confirmed that Hilton was between agents at the moment.

Paris said, "That stupid Michael Donkis didn't even drum up enough publicity about my mental problems to keep me out of jail. I should have fired him months ago. Rich socialites like me don't deserve to be in jail just for drinking, doing drugs, and wrecking a car. It's not like I injured anybody."

Endeavor, which has represented Hilton since 2005 and has handled her deal for the reality TV show "The Simple Life," announced its separation from her in a company-wide memo, saying that they no longer wanted to be in the employ of spoiled, rich, socialite criminals.

Hilton was outraged and fired back, saying, "I want to be taken more seriously. I want to be able to convince the jury that my mental pain and anguish are real. Wasn't it enough that I had to step down from driving a Bentley to driving a Mercedes?"

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