Written by B Parker

Thursday, 14 June 2007

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Excuse me Mr. Paul...

June 14th 2007 (WASHINGTON) In an unprecedented move to silence Ron Paul, Guiliani was overheard talking with Tony Soprano in front of his campaign headquarters.

"That Ron Paul guy thinks I should read about foreign policy. I think it's about time he gets whacked"

When confronted by reporters Guiliani refused to comment yet maintained a sneering grin on his face.

The campaign manager for Ron Paul advised reporters that the matter was reported to the White House and that Alberto Gonzales promised an immediate investigation right after the 2008 election.

The riff between the two GOP candidates started when Ron Paul implied that US foreign policy was a factor in the 9/11 attacks. Guiliani was allowed to break the rules of the debate and announce that they attack us not because of foreign policy but because the Neo Conservative base needed a reason to raise funds for private contractors and secure Iraqi oil supplies. The comment was met by wild applause from the audience which was hand picked by the fair and balance Fox News team themselves.

Ron Paul currently has hired the BlackWater security firm for protection from a potential mob hit.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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