Written by carina-eta

Sunday, 17 June 2007

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A model demonstrates Victoria Beckhams heel related curvature

Posh Spice Victoria Beckham has been paralysed after a security incident at LA international airport today. In the horrifying accident Victoria was asked to remove her 7 inch high trademark heels as she passed through a security device.

Victoria reluctantly complied with the security officer, removing the heels herself. She then stumbled through the security door and collapsed against a shocked aide.

Airport medical staff, who attended immediately, confirmed that Victoria is in fact incapable of standing without 7 inch heels. Her spine has adapted to the extra curvature required for posing in the killer heels and is now unable to support her weight independently.

After being strapped back into the heels Victoria was back on her feet and joking with David.

A medical spokesman noted that the weight of Victoria's sunglasses at the front of her point of balance combined with the heels at the rear actually keep her in an upright position. He advised Mrs Beckham not to remove her huge sunglasses again without seeking medical advice and that she should continue to wear her heels even whilst swimming and showering.

Victoria, unsmiling, replied," I always do."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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