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Paris is set to pose for Playboy pictures

Starlet and former inmate Paris Hilton will spend her second week out of jail posing for Hugh Hefner and Playboy. The personality and party girl has accepted a large offer to appear nude in the pages of the magazine.

When asked why she was allowing people to take pictures of her naked, Paris answered, "Well, it's not like it hasn't happened before. I'm sure by now most people have seen A Night in Paris and lots of my other nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions."

"Hef said that he wanted be to me his playmate of the month for one of the issues later this year. I think he is going to make me Miss Friday or something."

"Tinkerbell is also going to be with me in the shots, because she is more experienced and almost always has her picture taken in the nude. She can lend me moral support in case I get nervous and be something warm and fuzzy in case I get cold."

Paris said that some of the pictures will feature her half in/half our of her orange prison jumpsuit. "I guess I'm supposed to be jail bait or something in those."

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