Funny story: Scott Baiao Plagiarizes Poet, Blames Joe Biden

Scott Baiao Plagiarizes Poet, Blames Joe Biden

One-time celebrity Scott Baiao was, in 2016, a formerly famous person who once had a small role in a popular TV series, and then a starring role in a non-network, syndicated project. Still clutching at any hint of fame, he managed to wrangle an invit...

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Funny story: Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

BILLINGSGATE POST: “Head for the roundhouse, Nellie. They can’t corner you there.” You would have to believe that President Trump heeded that advice from his confidante, Slim Everdingle. For sure, Trump hasn’t had a break from smears and attacks...

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Funny story: Biden To Reduce Size Of Americans By 50% If Elected: Pygmy Dwarves New Standard

Biden To Reduce Size Of Americans By 50% If Elected: Pygmy Dwarves New Standard

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yielding to pressure from within the Democrat Party to address environmental issues, former Vice President Joe Biden told a gathering of Ottumwa, Iowa hog farmers that if elected, he would reduce the size of Americans by 50%. “...

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Funny story: Joe Biden’s First Words After Having Head Cryogenically Frozen

Joe Biden’s First Words After Having Head Cryogenically Frozen

BILLINGSGATE POST: “I’m trying to think, but nothing happens.” The first words of Joe Biden upon recovering from having his head cryogenically frozen at minus 321 degrees Fahrenheit were little different than before he had the experimental treatmen...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Questioned on whether Mr. Biden’s entry into the presidential race has somehow disturbed her, Ms. Pelosi answered a New York Times reporter with a firm: “Not at all.” Nevertheless, her dream—occurring during the night right before he announced—has...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All

Joe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All

BILLINGSGATE POST: Live from Des Moines, Iowa: Former Vice-President Joe Biden, still recovering from a partial lobotomy and hair transplant, was asked by rogue reporter, Slim Everdingle, how he was going to fund his Medicare for all program. Po...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden muffed when attempting to identify his wife’s hair. In a staged test set up by the Democrat National Committee, Biden was asked to correctly identify the hair of a number of randomly selected Individuals that included h...

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Funny story: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taxidermist to the Stars, Slim Everdingle, a legend in Hollywood for his use of life-like, non-Botox treatments to extend the careers of past and present stars such as Trigger, Barbra Streisand and Arnold Schwarzenegger, confessed...

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Funny story: Shrdlu Launches Anti-Biden Campaign Song

Shrdlu Launches Anti-Biden Campaign Song

Venezuelan Embassy, Ottawa, Canada. Exclusive to The Spoof. From his asylum here, necessitated by his leak of the Mueller Report, Etaoin Shrdlu, one of nearly two dozen candidates seeking the Democratic presidential nomination, today released his fir...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Says His Tax Returns Are Nobody's Business Because He Isn't Running For Political Office (Oops!)

Mitt Romney Says His Tax Returns Are Nobody's Business Because He Isn't Running For Political Office (Oops!)

TOLDEO, Ohio - Mitt Romney, who has repeatedly stated that he does not appreciate being called a "Flip Flopper" has just issued a statement regarding President Obama asking that he release his income tax returns for the past five years. "Old Mitte...

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Funny story: Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call

Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call

Last Fall, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un became enraged with the United States due to the upcoming release of the movie "The Interview." It has long been rumored that the dictator personally called President Obama to express his outrage, but until now the details of their conversation have never been revealed. Thanks to a secret North Korean source we are now able to publish a transcri...

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Funny story: Kamala “Breath” Harris And The Killer Bees: Brown, Beto, Bernie, Booker And Biden.

Kamala “Breath” Harris And The Killer Bees: Brown, Beto, Bernie, Booker And Biden.

BILLINGSGATE POST: Many of the names of Democrats who Kamala “Breath” Harris had (and now has) a leg up on, begin with the letter “B.” As has been acknowledged by Harris, she once had a leg up on Willie Brown when Brown was a political player in...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs

Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs

United States First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is jealous of Vice President Joe Biden and his man boobs. She said in confidence to a White House staffer that "I really ought to have the biggest tits and be the biggest boob in the White Hous...

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Funny story: Obama fires himself appoints Michelle Secretary of Defense

Obama fires himself appoints Michelle Secretary of Defense

Yesterday the President decided he must step down, following a long consultation with himself at the mirror in a white house bathroom. He was willing, he said to news services, to swap positions with Joe Biden and let him try the presidency while...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited About

Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited About

DISCLAIMER: The following contains a frank discussion of sex and politics. Those who prefer them in separate doses please read no further. (New York-NY) To those of you expecting the usual news parody, sorry. After watching the Vice Presidential debate between Senator Joe "Smooth Fella" Biden and Sarah "Cha-Cha" Palin, I feel compelled to just state my view, no parody intended. Why? I am convin...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan Says He Can See Russia From His Home In Wisconsin

Paul Ryan Says He Can See Russia From His Home In Wisconsin

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was campaigning in Indianapolis, the town that was named after the Cleveland Indians. He told a crowd that had gathered in the parking lot of a Fishy Smell Seafood Grill that he and...

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Funny story: Romney shocker: 'I was paid by the DNC to make stupid statements!'

Romney shocker: 'I was paid by the DNC to make stupid statements!'

ORLANDO FL (ABSNN) - Only days before the first scheduled Presidential debate, Mitt Romney stunned the nation this morning when he admitted that he was "a paid employee of the Democratic National Committee." "It is true; I am a shill for the Obama...

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Funny story: The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Defying all rational thought, the Four Horse’s Asses of the Apocalypse ride again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Sanders, Pocahontas, Bet...

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Funny story: Obama Dumps Biden; Names Apple's Siri As His Running Mate

Obama Dumps Biden; Names Apple's Siri As His Running Mate

Washington, DC - Faced with declining poll numbers and a withering economy, President Barack Obama has dropped Vice President Joe Biden from the Democratic presidential election ticket, selecting Apple's digital assistant Siri as his new running mate...

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Funny story: Biden Trump MMA Fight Set For After Election

Biden Trump MMA Fight Set For After Election

Joe "Boxer" Biden and Donald Trump will put words to action when they meet for an MMA match following the presidential election. The Trump campaign has already hired Mickey Goldmill to train The Donald before the match, though Trump has typically...

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