Funny story: Biden Denies Wearing Codpiece In Sanders Debate

Biden Denies Wearing Codpiece In Sanders Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden is famous for having a mouth that writes checks his ass can’t cash. After introducing President Obama at the signing ceremony for healthcare reform, he turned and embraced his boss while whispering into Obama’s ear: “T...

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Funny story: President Trump Proposes Constructing Bigly Retractable Dome Over USA

President Trump Proposes Constructing Bigly Retractable Dome Over USA

BILLINGSGATE POST: Last night, before a National audience, President Trump not only cancelled all passenger travel from Europe, he said that a plan to build a retractable dome over the continental USA is being considered. President Trump: “Now t...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Wrestles with Crippling Case of Imposter Syndrome

Joe Biden Wrestles with Crippling Case of Imposter Syndrome

“Sometimes, I wonder how I even ended up running for vice president - I mean president,” said an incredulous Joe Biden regarding his bid for the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election. “I’m not even that smart.” Despite the support and endors...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift's Next Breakup Song Could Be About Matthew Gray Gubler

Taylor Swift's Next Breakup Song Could Be About Matthew Gray Gubler

DETROIT - Taylor Swift performed a benefit concert at The Carburetor Coliseum with all of the proceeds going to the city of Detroit, which has just filed for bankruptcy. After the concert she was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazin...

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Funny story: Hold your nose apparatus to be available for the November election

Hold your nose apparatus to be available for the November election

An American tradition over the past several decades has at last delivered a product promising big returns for the manufacturer. Candidates running for high office, especially in recent years, have been noticed as having something of an odor trail...

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Funny story: Latest DNC quid pro quo in trouble backstage as July convention approaches

Latest DNC quid pro quo in trouble backstage as July convention approaches

As the saying goes, “You can't make this stuff up”--as we move to the latest news, according to insider sources. Notice the DNC has just jived the rules again by eliminating Tulsi Gabbard from the next debate as somehow deficient in delegates.

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Funny story: Joe “Go-Go”Biden Is Not Worried About Finishing 5th In The New Hampshire Primary

Joe “Go-Go”Biden Is Not Worried About Finishing 5th In The New Hampshire Primary

MANCHESTER, New Jersey – Joe Biden was relaxing in his hotel suite by shooting dice with some of his campaign workers and a couple of the hotel maids. It was a somewhat somber mood as Biden got clobbered pretty bad by just about every other Democ...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden muffed when attempting to identify his wife’s hair. In a staged test set up by the Democrat National Committee, Biden was asked to correctly identify the hair of a number of randomly selected Individuals that included h...

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Funny story: “View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

“View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

Star-studded and “brilliant,” according to The New York Times, the story of Joe Biden’s “noble sacrifice” is already getting rave reviews. Mr. Biden is the unfortunate tragic hero, sacrificed when Democrats surge into impeachment conflict with Mr...

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Funny story: Senator Joe Biden admits to Tourette Syndrome-like disease

Senator Joe Biden admits to Tourette Syndrome-like disease

Perhaps to lower expectations about his performance during the upcoming October 2 debate with Sarah Palin, Senator Biden today seemed to admit to some kind of speech disability. "The world knows I have a brain sensor problem. It's a disability l...

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Funny story: Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City

Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City

Former Vice-President “Papa Joe” Bidet, mindful of the 2020 general election, visited Nevada to stake his future presidential bid on getting out the vote among illegal aliens, Antifa “protesters,” MS-13 gang members, and other “non-deplorables.” A...

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Funny story: Bidet Runs In 2020

Bidet Runs In 2020

Washington DC, US - (WetWipes Mess): Flushed with success from a 50-year career at the swampy end of the nation’s business, top DNC bullshitter Joe Bidet has announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. It will be his turd - uh, thi...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!

Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!

Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Medical Journal - Vice President Elect Joe Biden suddenly resurfaced today after having "gone missing" since the night of the Presidential election over a month ago. Mysteriously, no one noticed he had been missing! A...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Warren Got Clobbered In The South Carolina Primary and Now Wonders Why Voters Just Don’t Like Her

Elizabeth Warren Got Clobbered In The South Carolina Primary and Now Wonders Why Voters Just Don’t Like Her

CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The woman that President Trump nicknamed “Pocahontas” got soundly beaten at the voting booths. Warren finished in 5th place with just 7% of the total vote. She sat in her motel room and wondered why so many of her supp...

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Funny story: Perfect Horse’s Ass Ruined When They Put Teeth In Joe Biden’s Pie Hole

Perfect Horse’s Ass Ruined When They Put Teeth In Joe Biden’s Pie Hole

BILLINGSGATE POST: Even Rembrandt couldn’t paint a perfect horse’s ass. Now, any chance that one could be found has been permanently side-lined by the inadvertent planting of teeth in Joe Biden’s pie hole. Some pundits have likened the crooked s...

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Funny story: The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna. For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old...

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Funny story: Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Captures Nevada

Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Captures Nevada

LAS VEGAS – Bernie Sanders showed everyone that there is still a whole lot of fire in the old boy. He resoundingly won the Nevada Caucuses beating Joe “Blue Collar” Biden, Pete “Rainbow Britches” Buttigieg, Elizabeth “Sacajawea” Warren, and Tom “$$$”...

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Funny story: Joe and Jill Biden Are Already Picking Out The New Colors For The White House Carpets

Joe and Jill Biden Are Already Picking Out The New Colors For The White House Carpets

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mr. and Mrs. Joe Biden celebrated his fantastic victory in the South Carolina Primary well into the wee hours. Reports are that the happy couple danced to the music of Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, and The Barenaked Ladies while di...

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Funny story: “It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

“It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare admission that he may have crossed the line when he allowed Monica Lewinsky to perform oral sex on him while he was showing her his etchings in the Oval Office, Bill Clinton stated that he wishes he had thought of sniffi...

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Funny story: Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Wins The New Hampshire Democratic Primary

Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Wins The New Hampshire Democratic Primary

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – The iNews Agency is reporting that Senator Bernie Sanders is the winner of the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. Sanders who is 78, was grinning from ear-to-ear as he remarked “I just want to say that my victory tonigh...

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