Funny story - Will Smith: “I’m Not Gonna Hit You. The Hell I’m Not!”

Will Smith: “I’m Not Gonna Hit You. The Hell I’m Not!”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since John Wayne suddenly changed his mind in the movie, McClintock!, has there been such a reversal of course versus one’s initial statement. When President Biden went off-script by suggesting that Vladimir Putin lose his…

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Funny story - Biden's "Putin must go" leads to new interpretations of "Let's go Brandon"

Biden's "Putin must go" leads to new interpretations of "Let's go Brandon"

Mr. Biden's current pronouncement that "Putin must go" has brought an almost immediate response from US intelligence. Laying out whoever "must go" has of course been a noble sentiment from far back in political discourse, including as applied to M…

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Funny story - President Biden To Visit Ukraine

President Biden To Visit Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Jen Psaki has just announced that President Biden will be traveling to Ukraine within the next few days. Psaki, whose name is pronounced "Saki," like the Japanese drink, pointed out that traveli…

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Funny story - New US Congress to implement super DST

New US Congress to implement super DST

Mar a Largo - A new US Congress is already meeting. Comprised of projected winners, they have written a bill shaking the current administration in their diapers. Inspired by recent bills to make Daylight Savings Permanent, the new bill will sprin…

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Funny story - “For God’s Sake, This Man Cannot Remain In Power”

“For God’s Sake, This Man Cannot Remain In Power”

Big so what? Everyone in the world recognizes Vladimir Putin is killing innocent people, destroying homes, cities, cutting off water supplies, bombing hospitals, turning a landscape to ashes. Get real, folks. Stop your nervous Nellie antics. Whit…

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Funny story - Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Washington - Rightwing news and opinion channel Newsmax has decided to introduce a new streaming service that will devote itself entirely to the issues surrounding revelations contained in a laptop computer apparently left at a repair shop by Hunter…

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Funny story - Ukraine: The Biggest Rat F*ck Since The Trojan Horse

Ukraine: The Biggest Rat F*ck Since The Trojan Horse

BILLINGSGATE POST: As far as wartime rat f*cks go, twenty-six centuries have passed since the Mother Of All Rat F*cks (MOARF) occurred. First mentioned in Homer’s Odyssey, the story of the Trojan Horse is well-known. It describes how Greek soldiers w…

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Funny story - Like A Bad Neighbor, Kamala Is There: Biden’s Insurance Policy

Like A Bad Neighbor, Kamala Is There: Biden’s Insurance Policy

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a latter-day Cleghorn Leghorn, Joe Biden blustered into the Democrat chicken coop and picked a chick that had been handed down from one rooster to another for twenty years. Even Donald Duck had a run with her. He loved her c…

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Funny story - Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Washington - Former President Donald Trump and Fox News hosts such as Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and their guests were busy blaming Joe Biden for not strongly standing up to Russian President Vladimir Putin as he prepares to invade Ukraine. Also…

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Funny story - Vladimir Putin: Bad Boy Or So Misunderstood?

Vladimir Putin: Bad Boy Or So Misunderstood?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot; all had something in common: Each sang in the church choir before becoming tyrants who launched war on their people, killing millions before being swept into the dustbin of history. Now Vladim…

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Funny story - Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…

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Funny story - Joe Biden: The G.O.A.T.

Joe Biden: The G.O.A.T.

Joe Biden may be down, which is not surprising considering what he has accomplished in a little over a year. He badly botched the nation’s withdrawal from Afghanistan. Of course, he was distracted by Omnicom from which almost as many Americans died…

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Funny story - President Biden Donates His Entire $400,000 Presidential Salary To 2 Very Worthy Causes

President Biden Donates His Entire $400,000 Presidential Salary To 2 Very Worthy Causes

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As every American voter knows by now comparing Trump to President Biden is like comparing a Mississippi jackass to a Kentucky thoroughbred. There just is NO fucking comparison! President Biden is very intelli…

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Funny story - Putin officially recognizes Dumb-Ass independence

Putin officially recognizes Dumb-Ass independence

Putin today has officially recognized the separatist Dumb-Ass region of Russian speaking peoples on the Eastern edge of Ukraine. He then demanded Ukraine stop shelling the Dumb-Ass peoples. Putin is not afraid of sanctions since Russia is far ric…

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Funny story - The U.S. Navy Is sending The Powerful Aircraft Carrier The USS Barack Obama To The Mediterranean To Defend Israel Against An Attack From Libya

The U.S. Navy Is sending The Powerful Aircraft Carrier The USS Barack Obama To The Mediterranean To Defend Israel Against An Attack From Libya

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the White House press corps that President Biden is not going to tolerate Libya’s warmongering posture. POTUS stated that the CIA intercepted a message, that Libya is planning a…

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Funny story - Here’s A Nightmare: Joe Biden Impeached

Here’s A Nightmare: Joe Biden Impeached

The situation in Afghanistan is a mess. Joe Biden spoke the truth about getting U.S. troops out of a twenty-year war on the other side of the world. But, unfortunately there appeared to be no planning for the U.S. exit. Biden's dog Major might have b…

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Funny story - President Biden Says That Trump Will Have To Start Paying For His Own Personal Bodyguards

President Biden Says That Trump Will Have To Start Paying For His Own Personal Bodyguards

WASHINGTON D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just broken the story that effective immediately, the twice-impeached, one-term loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump will no longer have his 12-man Secret Service detail paid for b…

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Funny story - Who Does Russia Think It Is?

Who Does Russia Think It Is?

Get real, Russia! Who do you think you are, China? Not only is Putin almost a head shorter, (5ft. 5in. with lifts) then Biden (6ft. without shoes) but Russia is smaller than North America. You shrimp! While everyone loves piroshki and borscht,…

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Funny story - Joe Biden Begins To Hammer Trump

Joe Biden Begins To Hammer Trump

Well, it's about time. Trump has been spewing lies forever. Most recently, on the escalator ride down, followed by his Mexican tirade. Then, no one can forget the bone spur shenanigans. All lies. Too many to list. But the most recent: The 2020 electi…

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Funny story - Perfect Horse’s Ass Ruined When They Put Teeth In Joe Biden’s Pie Hole

Perfect Horse’s Ass Ruined When They Put Teeth In Joe Biden’s Pie Hole

BILLINGSGATE POST: Even Rembrandt couldn’t paint a perfect horse’s ass. Now, any chance that one could be found has been permanently side-lined by the inadvertent planting of teeth in Joe Biden’s pie hole. Some pundits have likened the crooked s...

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