President Biden proudly boasts that he subscribes to Victorian Secrets magazine
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was asked if it's true that POTUS has a subscription to the extremely popular monthly publication Victorian Secrets Magazine. Miss Jean-Pierre smiled and announced that President Biden has subscribed…
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Biden Crime Family Connected To McMuttleys Dogburger Franchises In North Korea
BILLINGSGATE POST: It is common knowledge that the Joe Biden-Hunter Biden crime family has been receiving undisclosed money from China. Not so well known is the crime family’s ownership of a number of McMuttley Dogburger franchises in Pyongyang, No…
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President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden was recently asked what he really thinks about the man who lived in the White House right before him. Can you be more specific? he asked. Yes sir, the Racist-in-Chief, came the reply. Oh, ok…
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Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Spelled Backwards = Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah
BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that Sniffin’ Joe Biden has chosen the hairdo of Kamala “Breath” Harris to be the repository for his wayward snout, some pundits predict that, when he snuggles up behind her and buries his nose in her hair, she will go complete…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene And President Biden Have Become Sexting Buddies
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Many of us recall Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Lennon & McCartney, and Donald & Stormy. Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of a brand new sexting duet..."Biden &…
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Holiday Message From Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah
BILLINGSGATE POST: There is no universally accepted term to describe the reversing of letters to mock public figures. But to those who care about esoteric trivia, Joe Biden spelled backwards = Eoj Nedib. As previously noted, in the first caliphate, t…
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President Biden Is Stepping Things Up - He Says He Wants Trump In Prison As Soon As Possible
Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3
Dog With Two Assholes Rips Biden A New One
President Biden Signs An Executive Order That States That All Billionaires Will Be Taxed At a 50% Rate
Senator Joe Biden admits to Tourette Syndrome-like disease
President Biden Is Suing China For All of The Spy Balloons They Have Launched Towards The US
Biden Healthy, OK to Run for Presidency - Trump also Exercising For Presidency
Joe Biden changes his name to Joe Bidet
President Biden Puts The Entire Blame For Hurricane Ian On "Don the Con" Trump
China To Indict Biden: Three Chinese Hookers Claim To Have Had “Forklift Sex” With Joe In 2013
President Biden Tells Trump The US Will Not Pay One Damn Dime For The Hurricane Damage To Mar-a-Lago
Biden Does Stand-Up Comedy in Chinanada
President Biden Has Fined Donald Trump $13 Million
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has informed the news media that President Biden has just fined Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump $13 million. The fine falls under the new ruling that past presidents ca…
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Ask Dr. Billingsgate: First Lady wonders why Joe is coughing up hairballs
Dr. Billingsgate provides advice to a woman who fears that her husband has been “sniffing around.” Dear Dr. Billingsgate, I hope you don't think I'm being paranoid. But lately, I have been finding black hairballs around the White House. I'm…
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President Biden Has Consulted His Attorney General To Find a Way To Deport Trump To Siberia
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden told Vox Populi's Tapioca Swizzle that he has instructed his Attorney General Merrick Garland to find a way in which the worthless, no account, oatmeal-for-brains Trump can be sent to Siberia permane…
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The U.S. Navy Is sending The Powerful Aircraft Carrier The USS Barack Obama To The Mediterranean To Defend Israel Against An Attack From Libya
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the White House press corps that President Biden is not going to tolerate Libya’s warmongering posture. POTUS stated that the CIA intercepted a message, that Libya is planning a…
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Mafia Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Assures New Yorkers That Unlike Several US Banks, His Bank Is 110% Solid
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Salvatore Goombalini, who is the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the entire nation, has just issued a statement, stating that he wants anyone who has money in his 'family's' bank, to rest assured that unlike oth…
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President Biden Vows To Bomb North Korea If Kim Jong-un Doesn't Stop His Missile-Launching-Over-Japan Shit!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, has acknowledged that President Biden is fed up with the fat Asian Pillsbury doughboy, Kim Jong-un. POTUS has warned the little tub of fat cells that he had better…
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King Charles III, Invites President Biden To Buckingham Palace
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Royal Fog Research Group notes that the UK's new king, Charles III, has invited the great President Biden to visit him and his stunningly sexy wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles for a sit-down dinner and musical co…
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McDonalds Is Donating $43 Million To President Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just informed the American public that the biggest fast food chain in the world has donated $43 million to President Joe Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign. A spokesperson said tha…
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Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs
BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s been well-documented that Joe Biden was tripped and felled by one of his adopted German Shepherds that he brought with him to the White House just lately. Not so well-documented is that he shares his daily rations with Champ…
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Perfect Horse’s Ass Ruined When They Put Teeth In Joe Biden’s Pie Hole
BILLINGSGATE POST: Even Rembrandt couldn’t paint a perfect horse’s ass. Now, any chance that one could be found has been permanently side-lined by the inadvertent planting of teeth in Joe Biden’s pie hole. Some pundits have likened the crooked s...
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President Biden Says That Liz Truss Told Him She Is Seriously Considering Running For Mayor of London
LONDON - (Satire News) - The former prime minister of the United Kingdom, Elizabeth Truss informed BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, that she revealed to President Biden that she is seriously considering running for mayor of London. Truss stated that he…
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President Biden In a Gesture of Goodwill Says He Will Lend Trump 75¢
WASHINGTON D.C. - (Spoof News) - President Biden was laughing as he told the White House Press Corps that he will be lending "Moby The Whale" (Trump) 75¢ toward his legal defense. POTUS did note that he wants to be repaid $3 (icluding interest).
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Trump Might Really be Indicted, and Biden’s Pi__ed
When it comes to 21st century politics, one literally does not know what to believe so we are passing along some stories that we have heard about the impending Trump indictment and are working to track down additional information. As many of you…
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The Taliban Is Extremely Concerned About Afghanistan's Camel Shortage
KABUL, Afghanistan - (World News) - Word coming out of the Taliban capital is that the new government is extremely concerned about the camel shortage which has hit the nation. Afghanistan's national news agency, the Two-Humped Camel News Agency, f…
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President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas
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The U.S. Navy Is sending The Powerful Aircraft Carrier The USS Barack Obama To The Mediterranean To Defend Israel Against An Attack From Libya
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Holiday Message From Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah
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Marjorie Taylor Greene And President Biden Have Become Sexting Buddies
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McDonalds Is Donating $43 Million To President Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign
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Mafia Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Assures New Yorkers That Unlike Several US Banks, His Bank Is 110% Solid
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President Biden In a Gesture of Goodwill Says He Will Lend Trump 75¢
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President Biden Has Fined Donald Trump $13 Million
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Biden Crime Family Connected To McMuttleys Dogburger Franchises In North Korea
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Ask Dr. Billingsgate: First Lady wonders why Joe is coughing up hairballs
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Perfect Horse’s Ass Ruined When They Put Teeth In Joe Biden’s Pie Hole
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Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Spelled Backwards = Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah
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Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs
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The Taliban Is Extremely Concerned About Afghanistan's Camel Shortage
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President Biden Says That Liz Truss Told Him She Is Seriously Considering Running For Mayor of London
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King Charles III, Invites President Biden To Buckingham Palace
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President Biden Has Consulted His Attorney General To Find a Way To Deport Trump To Siberia
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President Biden Vows To Bomb North Korea If Kim Jong-un Doesn't Stop His Missile-Launching-Over-Japan Shit!
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Trump Might Really be Indicted, and Biden’s Pi__ed
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President Biden proudly boasts that he subscribes to Victorian Secrets magazine
