Funny story: DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

According to insider sources, the Democratic National Convention’s favorite candidate at this time is Joe Biden, as the most suitable replacement for Hillary Clinton. However, due to what happened in 2016, the DNC is nervous. Despite the DNC's...

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Funny story: Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Former vice-president of the US, Joe Biden, is now making the rounds of major news sites with his “anybody but Donald Trump” program. He is assisted by his wife, Jill, who has remarked: “Even though Joe has some pretty crappy ideas, most import...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Wins Over Sheep Vote In Montana

Joe Biden Wins Over Sheep Vote In Montana

BILLINGSGATE POST: Asked by Rachel Maddow if he was surprised by the hospitality of the sheep while he was campaigning in Montana, the Vice-President responded with a sheepish smile: "Hell no. The sum-bitches kicked out two brand new pairs of Edd...

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Funny story: Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Alfred Cummings, proctologist to the stars, has performed many miracles operating on Hollywood assholes. Just to name a few; he claims to have rebored the bungholes of such Hollywood notables as Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwoo...

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Funny story: Joe Biden: Wiki Vice-President?

Joe Biden: Wiki Vice-President?

Democratic vice-presidential nominee Joseph Biden will develop the first wiki in Observatory Circle. Following on Al Gore's technological innovations as VP in the late 1990s, Biden will use a wiki to improve on the work of assisting the President.

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Funny story: Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City

Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City

Former Vice-President “Papa Joe” Bidet, mindful of the 2020 general election, visited Nevada to stake his future presidential bid on getting out the vote among illegal aliens, Antifa “protesters,” MS-13 gang members, and other “non-deplorables.” A...

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Funny story: Biden Trump MMA Fight Set For After Election

Biden Trump MMA Fight Set For After Election

Joe "Boxer" Biden and Donald Trump will put words to action when they meet for an MMA match following the presidential election. The Trump campaign has already hired Mickey Goldmill to train The Donald before the match, though Trump has typically...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!

Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!

Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Medical Journal - Vice President Elect Joe Biden suddenly resurfaced today after having "gone missing" since the night of the Presidential election over a month ago. Mysteriously, no one noticed he had been missing! A...

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Funny story: Scott Baiao Plagiarizes Poet, Blames Joe Biden

Scott Baiao Plagiarizes Poet, Blames Joe Biden

One-time celebrity Scott Baiao was, in 2016, a formerly famous person who once had a small role in a popular TV series, and then a starring role in a non-network, syndicated project. Still clutching at any hint of fame, he managed to wrangle an invit...

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Funny story: Biden To Reduce Size Of Americans By 50% If Elected: Pygmy Dwarves New Standard

Biden To Reduce Size Of Americans By 50% If Elected: Pygmy Dwarves New Standard

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yielding to pressure from within the Democrat Party to address environmental issues, former Vice President Joe Biden told a gathering of Ottumwa, Iowa hog farmers that if elected, he would reduce the size of Americans by 50%. “...

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Funny story: Biden's Wife Stuns Oprah Audience with Hillary Revelation: Sec. of State Post "sloppy seconds"

Biden's Wife Stuns Oprah Audience with Hillary Revelation: Sec. of State Post "sloppy seconds"

Chicago,Il, Soap Oprah Times - "Jilly" Biden, wife of VP Elect Joe "loose cannon" Biden, stunned Oprah and her listeners recently when she revealed Hillary Clinton only got the Secretary of State Post because "Joey" didn't want it! According to Mr...

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Funny story: The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Defying all rational thought, the Four Horse’s Asses of the Apocalypse ride again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Sanders, Pocahontas, Bet...

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Funny story: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taxidermist to the Stars, Slim Everdingle, a legend in Hollywood for his use of life-like, non-Botox treatments to extend the careers of past and present stars such as Trigger, Barbra Streisand and Arnold Schwarzenegger, confessed...

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Funny story: Political Facebook - President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and That Infamous Super Bowl Ring

Political Facebook - President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and That Infamous Super Bowl Ring

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Vice-President Biden: Hello Mr. President, are you there? 8:01 a.m. President Obama: Good morning to you Joey. How are things going so far? 8:04 a.m. Vice-President Biden: Pretty good Barry. Say have you heard anymore concerning that New England Patriots Super Bowl Ring that Vladimir Putin reportedly stole? 8:07 a.m. President Obama: Well Joey, kinda, sorta, I gue...

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Funny story: Secret memo reveals Obama plans to dump Biden for Hillary - Hillaristas ecstatic!

Secret memo reveals Obama plans to dump Biden for Hillary - Hillaristas ecstatic!

Word is out that the Obama campaign's secret polling has revealed the predictable - An Obama-Hillary ticket would result in an absolute landslide for the Dems in November - whereas an Obama-Biden run would result in the biggest loss since 1960. La...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Tombstone, Az - In a scene reminiscent of the old west, Hillary Clinton was in Tombstone, Arizona to give a speech to disgruntled former John McCain campaign workers when who should appear but Sarah Palin. "At first I wasn't sure that shrill voic...

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Funny story: President Obama Is Seriously Considering Dumping Joe Biden and Having Bill Clinton Run As His 2012 Vice-President

President Obama Is Seriously Considering Dumping Joe Biden and Having Bill Clinton Run As His 2012 Vice-President

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There are some political rumblings in the White House concerning Vice-President Joe Biden and the fact that he may not be on the 2012 Presidential ticket with President Obama. Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar is re...

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Funny story: Biden Rent Costs Prostitutes

Biden Rent Costs Prostitutes

The big news of the weekend once again involved the President of Vice, Joe Biden. This time the attacks were two-pronged. Some might say, much like Biden's tail. In story one, it was learned that last year, the PV earned $20,900 in rental inco...

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Funny story: Biden Gushes: Barry Wants Me to Run Again! Pelosi: HE LIES!

Biden Gushes: Barry Wants Me to Run Again! Pelosi: HE LIES!

Confusion reigned in Congress today after a euphoric VP Joe Biden gushed on the House floor that President Obama was keeping him on the ticket for 2012, only to be shouted down by an enraged House Speaker Nancy Pelosi who yelled, "He lied....he pro...

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Funny story: Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

DETROIT - Word coming out of the bankrupt city of Detroit is that Ted Nugent, has issued a statement in which he profoundly apologized to the president for making his ignorantly stupid remark. Music Moments Magazine's Calcutta Cotton further state...

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