Joan Rivers To Host The New Reality Game Show "Etch A Sketch This!"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

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Vice-President Joe Biden gave Joan Rivers the nickname of Joan "The Moan." (Photo by Michelle Obama).

NEW YORK CITY - Comedian Joan Rivers who appears on the E Channel show The Fashion Police as well as on WE's Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best has just agreed to host her very own reality game show.

The razor-tongued Rivers has been signed to be the host of the new reality show from Donald Trump's Hairdo Productions Inc. titled Etch A Sketch This!

Joan "The Moan," as Vice-President Joe Biden nicknamed her, told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld that the show will be comprised of three contestants who will be asked to sketch a famous person, place, thing, or animal.

The contestants will have 63 seconds to finish their sketch. Afterwards a group of three guest celebrity judges will award each contestant from 1 to 10 points.

After three rounds the contestant with the most points will go into the Etch A Sketch This Bonus Round where he or she will have to sketch a drawing which will include a cartoon character, a movie star from the 50s, and a petting zoo animal.

The Bonus Round will last one minute and twenty seconds. The audience will then get to vote with individual electronic monitors on how well the contestant did.

And if the Etch A Sketch This Bonus Round Applause Meter hits 8 or higher the contestant will win $8,000 plus a cruise from Miami Beach to Athens, Greece, a year's supply of bagels, and a 2012 Hyundai Santa Fe.

If the meter fails to reach number 8, the contestant will receive a parting prize of either a case of Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream or a case of Paul Bunyan Men's Deodorant.

The announcer for the show will be Ted Williams, the former homeless man with the velvet voice.

The show will be sponsored by Hyundai, Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream, Dos Equis Beer, Paul Bunyan Men's Deodorant, and the Brooklyn Bagel Diner.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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